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Nobody ca see Bruce Lee coming.
Nuggetti
I like it a lot when Chuck and Death are used in the same sentence.
SerowordDave
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
isthatonfireyet
Yeah but which one does on real life eh?
LinkInThePark
"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Then tell me why haven't you sat down to cry on your career" - Abe Lincoln
Grundy57
ERB and Imgur, these should be brought together more often
Amyloulala
Fairdinkums
Its 2 different guys throwing the ball, the first one was killed when Chuck threw it back
Knapaholic
I really appreciated Chuck Norris more when I found out that he likes these.
Sayagain
When Chuck Norris has sex he is always on top. Because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
clungiskahn
The only person that defeated chuck Norris is now dead
oceancommotion
The only person that can defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris and even he can't.
randompotayhtoah
you must be using internet explorer
ADisturbedOne
Chuck Norris can hear Sign Language.
Max585t
Oh hey 2005, how's it been
mentaljake
Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck checks his closet for Bruce Lee.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
SuperCerealManBearPig
But can he kill manbearpig??
XxXeuropaXxX
Chuck Norris wouldn't have to, manbearpig would preform seppuku so that Chuck Norris wouldn't be dishonored by such filth.....
XxXeuropaXxX
I'll leave now, I couldn't help myself.
NotGonnaSugarCoat
Yay for Barrens chat!
THEfreshestbrew
I don't know why, but I've always fucking loved these! Lmao...
HarryTheCaveman
He's also a massive homophobe/racist/sexist so there's that...
WhiskeyTango11
here we go with them buzz words
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
Dude, he is, you can literary Google it.
Passiko
When did I stumble into barrens chat?
Eurypterida
The good'ol days
RockFlagNEagle
recentlyunearthed
I recognize that gif...
Thebluespace27
It's an older gif, but it checks out.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Chuck Norris once came to my house and shat on my pillow. That's not a joke, I'm just bragging.
IsaacZehPanda
2005
kimjongunn
This is the accurate one
exlurker42
Blast from the fuckin past, right here. But apparently Chuck Norris can do that kinda shit
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
One time Chuck Norris eat a live turtle, when he shat it out it was six feet tall and knew karate.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Which is why he's dead...
eromitlab
Chuck Norris is a dickwad.
Pikka
Yup. Can we turn these back into Vin Diesel facts, please?
jm540
What did he do?
FutureHylian
Well for one he's a homophobe. And im not talking about the passive kind who doesnt really understand it, he advocates against gays (1)
FutureHylian
having certain rights. Also his rather... questionable comments on Barack Obama. Stating he would cause a thousand years of darkness (2)
Seggs
@op is washed up has-been, on TV selling total gyms
golder247
I bloody bought one..
Seggs
https://youtu.be/zj2Zf9tlg2Y
golder247
That was suprisingly awesome!
TheRicM
Plot Twist: You're super husky and heavy and your own extra body weight made you get mad gainz bro
golder247
nope.. didnt really do shit... me or the total gym
TheRicM
Lol. Standard procedure for TV products haha