Not so vintage meme dump v28

I’m running out. When I do I guess I’ll retire? I’ve made like 3 friends and 6 enemies so that’s pretty good for me

I, too, am a polyamorous hobbit

Third mood: turning straight guys bicurious. Embrace it my lil cishets. Soon.

Hopefully not bc I ain’t coming back

Why is everyone always trying to get me not to eat fairy fruit? You can’t even stop me eating regular fruit and this one has POWERS

I love polar bears so much, they know what’s up

Loopholeeeeee!

We’ll get there when we get there!

Can confirm babies hate the bottom left one.Idk which one is next on the to do list

My favorite Bible verse is Gal 4:16: so now you hate me because I am telling you the truth?

I’m not gonna give it back, if it’s free it’s me, but still gotta know what’s up in there

I’m putting my mom here when she’s old and we’ll see how she likes it

I don’t know why but Pete Davidson is hilarious to me. He just pops up fully formed out of nowhere and starts dating a woman WAY out of his league and Kanye West inexplicably loathes him and it’s the funniest fucking thing the Kardashians have ever produced. You could tell me literally anything about the guy and I’d believe it.

I firmly believe these were made of pure subjugated 50s housewife rage

My weakness

He’s right, go to therapy. If you think you don’t need it, you need it more than anyone.

If Texas legalized weed this’ll be a thing immediately

Sigh. I miss sushi.

Sorry but yeah I’m with that guy at the bottom

My fav octopus story: so this security guard at this aquarium was supposed to feed everyone and then watch the monitors. So he does his thing, then chills in his office. Then something slaps on his desk and he looks up and sees a smelly rotten shrimp. And in the doorway is this octopus. It glares at him, then goes back to its tank and locks itself in. The damn thing picked the combination lock and escaped just to complain about the food.

Bye bye, teeth

My kid immediately after being born

Me when an animal is animal-shaped

I want to try this

I see no issue here

They go either way tbh. Many were chill and many more had sticks up their asses

What is the point of life but to be happy?

What, like it’s hard?

My handwriting is chicken scratch but that’s bc I’m impatient and it makes me seem like a doctor. It’s cool I can usually read it.

I remind myself of this every time I see someone post something monumentally stupid

Nah

Piracy is an option now buddy

We’ve had one wall, yes. What about second wall? Fifteenth wall? Trumps border wall?

It’s not reality, I’ll take it thanks

I introduced the baby to these. He didn’t like them. I’m putting him back.

Also notes for my next novel and scripts for how to deal with social situations that make me anxious

I WOULD READ THIS FANFIC

Srsly.

Too lazy to look this up but it’s a good quote. Hamlet has chaotic dumb ass energy

CANON

Because lesbians invented romance, straight men take note

I need this

Also my notifications settings are weird. Anyway wassup.