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Joshua Wright's comic of the most laziest dragon ever is hilarious. Also makes me want a Crow pet even more. http://www.joshuawright.net/
Aug 18, 2020 6:48 PM
TacoFox
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Joshua Wright's comic of the most laziest dragon ever is hilarious. Also makes me want a Crow pet even more. http://www.joshuawright.net/
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Slackwyrm2020
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
This is one of the better ways to die, actually. You wont feel much of it. Sign me up!
knudude
Sm9yCg
King Emu rises? I have that for Week 49 on my 2020 bingo card.
HumboldtDraw
Oi warri*
modicumjones
mega ultra emu? shhhh noooo, he is legend!
qtRaven
NUKE THE EMUS!
TheNamiKage
I for one welcome our new Emu overlords.
MrRandom314159
This is someone's fetish.
zenoshogun
Went to post it to /r/Emuwarflashbacks but found it was already there...
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
Why the dragon tag? Lol
SometimesAfox
I worry if I will have enough money to have food till September.
Exsul
This is a fetish. I hate that I know that.
SwedeOnAnIsland
I want an FPS Emu War game, playing as an emu against australians!
symbolswriter
Slack Wyrm!
adaptabledisease
Is this the same guy that did Trash Knight?!!
DiscoBeaverJM
it's a fucken emu
ruferto
we've never won against em
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stealthgunner385
Far Cry 3 has taught me to be VERY worried about cassowaries.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Cassowaries are fucking dinosaurs that didn't get the bird memo.
ChaseRedMoon
As terrifying as Cassowaries are, we never lost a war to them
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, but as brutal as they are they're not well organized as the emus. Right now they're an individual threat, not as an army.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Ah, I see. The emu's strength comes in their being united.
doesntmatter
Emu together strong!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
No, we're wary of Cassowaries. Obviously.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I hope @tinyoctopus is aware of your username, and may also be wary of you.
antivaxtumblrvegan
Wait, this is the wyrm guy right? I've never before found a dragon so relatable.
CassanovaFrankenstain
As an Australian, I’m always worried about Emus...
sarcasticxbarista
No worries, I’ll just send a couple of boys with a Vickers and we’ll knock the jolly right out of them.
pookieeatworld
Only a colony of drunken prisoners could pick a fight with 20,000 emus and lose...
YouCannotBlockMyStyle
The kiwis won their war with the Moa and they didn't have machine guns. How does that make you feel?
CassanovaFrankenstain
They had orcs and shit so no surprise there
rageslayerz
Unfortunately emus are currently undefeated in wars against human nations, so we have nobody to turn to for advice on how to beat them.. :(
GodsFoot
Two words. Semple Tank
tavinjer
Why not side with the emus for a change?
ClockworkFool
Actually, the Australians won Emu War Two. By uh, just building a big fence. Turns out that works a lot better than an armed offensive.
OtterAvalanche
Dont worry. I've never lost a battle against the enemy emus.
PocketCleric
just the friendly ones?
OtterAvalanche
No emus are friendly.
ChloeRed
Can we at least ask Australia for experience of what doesn't work?
subduedreader
Not Australian or Australia, but truck-mounted Lewis guns and ambushes proved ineffectual.
PocketCleric
well machineguns are out
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
PocketCleric
hmmmm, they cant fly so that might work. IF they dont overrun the airfields
chrismofer
big if
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Metalhead47
Just ask Australia...
Trump2020plox
this the thing with Australia and their past with slavery?
Valkarah
The great emu war.
luciferian669
I worked with an aussie who served time in the army and I asked him is Australians had separate special training to other nations
luciferian669
If* ... he ask why and I said because of the emu's - he didn't find it funny, I did and then we no longer worked together
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
ruferto
to be fair, they never started the war, they just finished it
makingthingsthatareimportant
https://youtu.be/BXpu6tbFCsI
Br0doSwaggins
johnnyboy1996
*"we cant hit them" is more accurate emus run away too fast
HaroldTheCleverSheep
I was just talking about this with some friends who had never heard about it. They sent in the military! It was awesome. (Not for the emus).
KittyLeader
The emus won
Kiliso
Twice
johnnyboy1996
Funny bc there wasn't a single injuty against the three soldiers
johnnyboy1996
Injury
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
I kind of like injuty. Too many words in the English language are similar. Sub consonants in and out every once in a while, spice it up!
gladusty
https://youtu.be/QOPZQHTNUs0
LordNergal
Anyone who has ever dealt with a wild turkey knows immediately how that could have gone worse.
swedeonamoose
it gets even better when you read about how much ammo was used and what weapons, cartoon lvls of wth
SwedeOnAnIsland
Wth?
swedeonamoose
what the hell