This is my life right now

Oct 20, 2013 4:42 PM

This is my life right now

"Random hard-ons, use laptop to sooth...OH GOD ITS BURNING"

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Soooooo..... warmth helps?

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*stares at cat* *cat stares back suspiciously* Get the fuck over here Pumpkin, I need your warmth

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could help with the warmth

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! That's a freaking genius idea! We do become MacGyvers, don't we?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

huh...that's a good idea.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put a pillow against my stomach and curl up, or my personal favorite, Sex...sex is great for cramps :)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaannnd - CANCER

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My testicles have had enough of the laptop bottom.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Made account just to say this... I know someone who MAY have gotten testicular cancer from this. Who knows if its true, but.. ya know.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it miiiiiight not be worth the risk ;(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got testicular cancer trying to relieve period cramps?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i produce heat

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I was going to ask whether you also produce chocolate but then I realised what your answer might be.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh..no...

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