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Feb 1, 2025 2:18 AM

TheWhatever666

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Wild to me that this seems to be a thing all around the world

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aww, what s little goofer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My misses when I do the same. v

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

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And all the single people be like 'yeah, whatever. So great. Weeee.'

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

veteran move. always get her something, even if she says she wants nothing. if unsure, always get an extra order of fries

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I needed that! I'm alone in my house and howled with laughter. Gonna go snag it to send on.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Congrats on the sex

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that Xing Xing?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

These two videos belong together lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna be some sexy time tonight

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

We like to call it “doing the monkey business”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Awww yiissss

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...and that's how you earn a lifetime ban from the zoo.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d upvote ur good comment, but it’s at 69 right now. Noice, I’ll let it ride.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that tag tho

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Someone getting lucky tho

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That comment tho

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That reply tho.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is Xing Xing, a girl who lost an arm and was adopted by a sweet old lady

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My husbands got me a fancy Japanese soda out of the blue when I was sad the other day. I legit cried from happiness.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's nice of them.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Being a good spouse is weird because it’s super easy to make your partner happy sometimes, but other times it’s a big old OH BOY.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OH BOY ^_^

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's the problem. My autistic ass will take "don't get me anything" very literally, and then she ain't getting shit

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Same. Also autistic. I don't like these awkward social mind games. Just say what you want. It's ok to have me guessing every once in a while, but if it's happening constantly, I just get annoyed.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The whole gift thing can be a struggle for us. Guilt, feigning appreciation, feeling overwhelmed. I used to say (and mean) "don't get me anything" but was told it can sound manipulative to neurotypicals who enjoy the whole gifting game. Instead, I now just ask for what I want. That way I'm not looking "coy". So instead of cringing when I get an ugly thingamajig I feel obligated to wear or display, I now get a bottle I can share or something useful like a phone charger or nice paintbrush. >

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also really appreciate that my ND partner does the same. "You know what I'd really like for my birthday?" etc. Makes us both feel less anxiety. If we want to make it more "special", dinner or dessert is always well-received.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's nice that you don't give your wife shit. I'm sure she appreciates not having to deal with that mess.

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Find yourself someone who looks at you like this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve Buscemi is great, isn't he?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My teeth look just like that lol

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That is a British fluffblob monkey.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s a cowboy musician named Sourdough Slim…

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Is this learned behavior or do primates actually smile by showing teeth too? In any other species it's a sign of agression.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean. SOME primates do lol

Me, for example

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the monkey's gonna bite of you don't give it the fruit quickly.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's a sign of fear typically, or stress.
Likely the monkey wants the fruit, but it's taking this person so long it's getting nervous

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That is horrifying...

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Its supposed to be a threat display

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You should see me try and crack a smile. This Tibetan macaque does a much better job at mimicking human expressions than I possibly could

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe getting a little too much rice and sugary treats.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought bearing teeth in chimps (et al) is a sign of aggression.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

She's going to get 'aggressive' with her husband.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is a chump

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can be, but it can also be a learned behavior in areas where they have high contact with humans. (Ie "smile" for pictures)

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

In chimps it is a sign of a aggression, in apes it is a sign of submission. I believe the above is an ape, not a chimp.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

All chimps are apes, but the above is neither. Great apes don’t have cleft palates, except in cases of individual mutation.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Humans are apes but we act very differently to what we call apes. stop being pedantic.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What’s an ape? Because colloquially it would be a chimp, which you said it wasn’t. So I’m very confused.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Chimps are only a couple of species. Who says chimps for any monkey/ape?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, just like all tortoises are turtles but they still have distinct behaviors and habitats. All chimps are apes taxonomically speaking but they have very different behaviors.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

All apes have very different behaviours to each other, it's not like chimps are special in that regard. You don't even seem to be certain what it is you're trying to double down on.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This isn't a chimp, I think it's a type of macaque but it's hard to tell. Lots of different primates smile and it means different things depending on the species, also he could have just learned it as a way to make humans give him treats

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Yeah, the 'et. al ' was kind of a blanket for all...monkey-like creatures? I'm just trying.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made sense, lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be my guess too. He mimics human smiles and gets more treats in turn, which is always a great behavioral reinforcement. He's an unusually chubby Tibetan macaque btw. They generally look more massive than other macaques due to their fluffy fur, but this one is clearly overweight.

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