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Aug 1, 2016 3:46 AM
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SometimesISayDumbShit
That's the "direct deposit don't fail me now!" Breath
KGRider
It was probably a sigh because she wanted the $8 cocktail
lkat
The hero we deserve.
McJaews
Why was she a bitch? Who bought the $5 shot? Why was this story told?
HaveAGoodDave
Bitch isn't always an insult. Clearly the woman who looked at her bank account. For people's entertainment. Why'd you even comment?
GentlemanBart
I am upvoting everybody who comments. But I am incapable of making a description....
CaptainWhoosh
Been there
sonofkrypton99
She is my spirit animal!!
bog015
She's for me
TheRealGooberKelly
People who live like that deserve that kind of stress
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
"I'm in it to win it"
keepinitawkwardinmuhpants
And no tip
TessMonsters
That's the Fuck It breath. The Fuck It breath is the breath you take when you have no more to lose.
The13ThirtySeven
if you are not living on the edge then what the fuck are you doing with your life.
JerryPicker
Yes!!! Thank you!
HouseofWeiner
oh Ive been there, cheers!
EmmitWest
Clearly she still had $2.43 to lose.
DrunkAzSkunk
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
Barkeep! bring me your finest $2.43 shot!
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Even Nessy wouldn't bug you for that
L3gionAir
i couldn't go back to living like that
MaegorTheCruel
Eating spaghetti with ketchup for a week as I can't afford tomato sauce.
MaegorTheCruel
You can get ketchup packets for "free" in burger joints or sandwich places. When you're desperate, you're desperate.
Aibell125
Only ate chicken bouillon for three days b/c I didn't have any money
bepadapbadabop
I would much rather eat it plain than with ketchup...
zerofuchs
...tomato sauce is literally cheaper. It's like 50 cents a can...
RepostStctistics
Yeah but as a versatile for cheap food
MaegorTheCruel
Tomato sauce didn't last as long. Friends would give me their ketchup packets in burger joints.
mariaimgur
Tomato sauce, pretty good, is $1 a jar at Aldis
MaegorTheCruel
I didn't had that extra $1. Ketchup was for free, otherwise it would be pasta with regrets.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Or all of your friends telling you not to lose any more weight because you look great but in reality you were on the verge of starving.
peachiepie
This. I've been at that place when you use hair ties to ration spaghetti to last until the next paycheck and eat it without sauce 1x/day.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
We were bringing home food from fast food places that we weren't supposed to take. All of our money went to feeding our baby.
Koradril
Ha! Had my Dad say that to me the other day. "You working out? You look like you've lost weight!" Sure Dad, working out.
Ilikeyogurt
Lol people thought I was doing drugs. Must've disguised that shit well if they believed I had extra money for that
bigblackattack
Go to the gas station and buy a $5 pint of vodka like a good alcoholic
HoodsBalls
Peppermint schnapps are pretty cheap too.
wellthisisharderthanithought
Or better yet 5 natty daddy's
SterlingMaloryArcherr
I'd buy a pint of MD2020 for $2.99
nfseskimo
and then the tax
wellthisisharderthanithought
Or better yet 5 natty daddy's
LordChappers
I prefer the term "barstool jockey who falls at every fence."
Eldibs
A $5 pint? What is this, amateur hour? Go and buy a half-gallon of vodka for $11 like a professional.
ThatSuitGuy
..with $7.43?
Eldibs
And the change raked up from around the house, in the car, and that dollar you forgot about sticking in your jacket pocket.
CrissCross35
Where on gods green earth do you buy a pint of vodka for $5? It cost like 5x over here.
OldnSpicey
Well it is 40 proof/20% vodka usually, at least here in Ohio.
iwould
20% vodka? What the hell?
Tittysprinkles1
A pint for $5? In my dreams.
GreyPocket
Aren't we only alcoholics if we go to meetings?
TalkingDustBunny
Yup. If you don't go to meetings you're just a drunk. Sorry.
GreyPocket
I prefer the term "professional"
Thesaya
I call myself an alcoholic in training. Not quite there yet.
IAmGodot
I go to meetings. They're everyday at the bar. It's called happy hour.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
it's similar in that it's a support group, but for people who work every day.
maniacalmacaroni
Where do you live that they sell vodka at gas stations?
MrPuckett
Minnesota only sells 3.2% beer outside of liquor stores and Sundays. So, water basically
PaperCl1p
And some municipalities only still liquor at government run stores
nalewhine
Missouri.
bigblackattack
Nevada
RecentlyRedeemed
In the UK, the shelves behind the counters are full of spirits.
Boufus
Oh god that is terrifying... Call a priest!
alticaarden
And for $5???? Alcoholism must be so cheap there!
fuckingtnuc
Well, it sho ain't no Grey Goose at that price. Plastic bottle in a paper bag ftl
alticaarden
the fact that it exists at that price amazes me. the cheapest spirits in my country are still $25-$30 for a bottle!
fuckingtnuc
Which country?
ShakeyGraves
Louisiana
Orrieis
Haha we in Louisiana love our liqior and food at gas stations id love some boudin.
ShakeyGraves
best fuckin poboys come from hole in the wall gas stations. love me a boom boom shrimp poboy
SwitchPusher
Every gas station I've been in has sold alcohol
blitherypoop
You've never been to Pennsylvania, I guess.
ifartedwhilewatchingyourdog
Yeah but only beer or malt crap. Never hard stuff.
ShakeyGraves
actually its 100% liquor bud.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
40 proof Kamchatka