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Feb 6, 2020 2:17 PM
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ZeroZeta
#38 What do you expect when trying to keep up with Cardassians?
shesmydisease
It sounds like it was REALLY easy to gain admission to that particular college. The areas of study were a bit esoteric, though.
SquirrelsOnBikes
"Masturbation for 30 years" - how did that happen and why was someone watching for 30 years before deciding that enough is enough?
thewombat1
"We been friends a while right?... Well... I have some concerns."
ImDavidPumpkins
Just the kind of thing a cop would say
thewombat1
Can you pass me that Glacier Freeze Gatorade?
ImDavidPumpkins
Its blue or light blue! Silly cop.
GhostTater
I want a forward grip on my glue gun, but I can't figure out a way to attach it
ZeroZeta
Isn't it obvious? I mean the answer is practically right there! Duct Tape!
CorneliusCornwall
relpmeraggy
#2 I’m sorry ma’am. You seem to be suffering from, looks at chart, female disease.... Also masturbation with syphilis
thewombat1
I also have... *checks notes* Business Nerves
djhash
*deranged masturbation intensifies*