There's certainly drama, dark secrets, skeletons, and infidelity in my family, but I'm old enough to have probably learned every one that someone didn't go to the grave with. My dad's side of the family is particularly spicy, the side that has the Uncle Bill. He had a penchant for shaking and shoving his limp wrists into his young nephews and chanting "poopy butt, poopy butt!" over and over again because he didn't know what else to say to a child.
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Johnsky
Uncle Bill huh? Sounds like I've got competition.
PaddyPatrick
Or a partner in crime
SnakesInBowties
Oh, dear.
PaddyPatrick
Deer in the headlight, oh dear.
Psionickitten
I have an uncle Bill, too...
PaddyPatrick
You could have more uncle Bills than you know about
Psionickitten
There's certainly drama, dark secrets, skeletons, and infidelity in my family, but I'm old enough to have probably learned every one that someone didn't go to the grave with. My dad's side of the family is particularly spicy, the side that has the Uncle Bill. He had a penchant for shaking and shoving his limp wrists into his young nephews and chanting "poopy butt, poopy butt!" over and over again because he didn't know what else to say to a child.