When your text hits too close to home

Feb 10, 2025 1:23 AM

PaddyPatrick

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uncle Bill huh? Sounds like I've got competition.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a partner in crime

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, dear.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Deer in the headlight, oh dear.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an uncle Bill, too...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You could have more uncle Bills than you know about

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's certainly drama, dark secrets, skeletons, and infidelity in my family, but I'm old enough to have probably learned every one that someone didn't go to the grave with. My dad's side of the family is particularly spicy, the side that has the Uncle Bill. He had a penchant for shaking and shoving his limp wrists into his young nephews and chanting "poopy butt, poopy butt!" over and over again because he didn't know what else to say to a child.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0