Time For The Professional

Aug 20, 2026 2:21 AM

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#funny #cat

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If you have rats on a subway/ tube- then things are *that bad*.

I have come to realize this world does the absolute minimal effort, and somehow, incredibly acts like their tiny little contribution is amazing.

This world can go fuck itself. Not the cat, not even the rodent. People are the actual shitstains on this world.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Don't you mean Purr-fessional?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I saw my cat take a bribe from a rat

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

John? That you?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rat is too big for that cat

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Big Orng Walkin!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Aww, they're such good friends! <3

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well f@ck me, that's Montréal's subway.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure looks like it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If anything like my cat, he brought the rat inside himself for funsies

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Perfect score for this video. Loved that version of Batman.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hoped the video to end with kitty and mouse just chilling together.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cats are horrible at killing rats. They are good at making rats hide.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think the cat and rat work together to create job security in exchange for train snacks

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's the brand new Tom and Jerry.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cat-pitalism

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like Garfield

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing the rat then the cat entering the scene I clicked on it, only to watch the cat take out the rat and everyone cheers! Then...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

last thing Mr rat will be seeing

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Time to use the big guns, deploy the Mouser!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jack Russel dogs are the best ratters, rats are usually too big for the average cat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This, everyone always goes MY CAT KILLS ALL THE RATS etc. but that's just. Not really a thing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do modern pet cats hunt anymore?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My orange boy will not only kill for fun. He'll growl at you if you try to take it away.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat we had when we were kids was a FANTASTIC hunter. All you had to do was point and say "Get it" and she was GOING to get it.

The ones I have now are freeloading little shits.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine was born in an appartment before I adopted her, never went outside, never saw a mouse. Found the rear end of a mouse on the carpet two days ago... So yeah, they have the murder part in them. My other one is a rescue that lived outside and was still trying to hunt a squirrel with a broken leg.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

mine definitely doesn't. a little 2 inch lizard got in the house and she panicked and ran away. she's lost fights with silver fish too

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine seems to be partially feral. I stopped playing blanket monster with her, because she's not in it for fun.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of mine has super strong hunting instincts. He’s caught a few mice that have come into our apartment. The other had a mouse literally bump into him once and nothing

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everytime I see this gif I can't stop thinking about the fact that he fired off a round into the ceiling because he hooks his finger on the trigger before pumping and yanks the gun aggressively forward.

2 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Every time I see any gif from this movie I can't stop thinking about how the director is a pedo that wanted to include a sex scene between Leon and Mathilda.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is that something that actually happens in the movie or are you just commenting on his poor trigger discipline?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can see it in the gif

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh that's just the beam from the flashlight mounted under the barrel hitting the wall. I had always assumed it was a poorly edited in muzzle flash so I commented on a post to ask years ago and that was the answer. Once I knew that it seemed so obvious, but I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing before.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a cigarette burn left from the original transfer to bluray.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat

The Cat of the Railway Train!

There's a whisper down the line
At eleven thirty-nine
When the Night Mail's ready to depart
Saying: "Skimble, where is Skimble?
Has he gone to hunt the thimble?
We must find him or the train can't start!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Skimbleshanks was old when I read it in grade four in 1967.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen his butthole

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want more

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is a song from the musical Cats

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the guards and the porters and the stationmaster’s daughters would be searching high and low
saying ‘Skimble, where is Skimble? For unless he’s very nimble then the night mail just can’t go!’

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And at eleven forty two, with the signal overdue and all the passengers frantic to a man. That's when I would appear and saunter to the rear. I'd been busy in the luggage vaaaAAANN!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then he Gave One flash Of His Glass-Green Eyes And The Signal Went "All Clear
They’d Be Off At Last For The Northern Part Of the Northern Hemisphere!

(I don’t think I’ll be pasting from google glass anymore)

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You didn't do it from memory, for shame!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just happy cats came up xD

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