Lt. Lebowski

So, I'm, like, lieutenant Lebowski from the USS Duderino, NCC 420 or 'Dude' if you're into that whole brevity thing.

We're on, like, a 5 or so day mission to get our cosmic rug back. We need to get it back to the neutral zone because it really ties the whole space time together.

Don't worry about the phaser. I'm a pacifist. I keep it set to stoned.