Doctor, it hurts when I do this ...

Apr 1, 2026 7:35 PM

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"Then stop doing that. That'll be $300 for an out-of-network consultation. Janice, send in my NEXT PATIENT please."

on average ...

Wait, what?

At least I got a great deal on it.

family traditions are tough to break

Ugh. Not again.

be honest ...

where do you think I got these bitchin' cufflinks?

what a relief

My mom sent me this for my birthday

well, are you?

but at least everything costs more now so that's progress, right?

Wow this is really a tough test, mister president

time for your colonoscopy

took me a minute

Cat tax

#3 Good advice.. Don't tell anyone or they might use it to their advantage.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 "what you judge is what you haven't healed or accepted" i guess i haven't accepted or healed humanity yet then?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#3 I'm fairly sure 4 years of therapy doesn't boil down to a bunch of useless "just don't feel bad" slogans

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah, nobody likes their diagnoses. That's why they charge so much -- so you think you're getting something you didn't already know.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't often go poopy, but when I do, EVERYTHING goes.
And it's liquid for a few hours. Then it's DONE for the week.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You got the IBS too?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IBS?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0