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"Then stop doing that. That'll be $300 for an out-of-network consultation. Janice, send in my NEXT PATIENT please."
on average ...
Wait, what?
At least I got a great deal on it.
family traditions are tough to break
Ugh. Not again.
be honest ...
where do you think I got these bitchin' cufflinks?
what a relief
My mom sent me this for my birthday
well, are you?
but at least everything costs more now so that's progress, right?
Wow this is really a tough test, mister president
time for your colonoscopy
took me a minute
Cat tax
Cosmicfisherman
#3 Good advice.. Don't tell anyone or they might use it to their advantage.
seenunseen
#3 "what you judge is what you haven't healed or accepted" i guess i haven't accepted or healed humanity yet then?
InfocalypseRising
#3 I'm fairly sure 4 years of therapy doesn't boil down to a bunch of useless "just don't feel bad" slogans
spontaneous9
Yeah, nobody likes their diagnoses. That's why they charge so much -- so you think you're getting something you didn't already know.
friendsofsandwiches
I don't often go poopy, but when I do, EVERYTHING goes.
And it's liquid for a few hours. Then it's DONE for the week.
SilverFoxChaser
You got the IBS too?
friendsofsandwiches
IBS?