Gods I'm fat

Nov 6, 2025 1:12 AM

MadJuansReturn

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The avocado makes it healthy.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tater skins with chili and cheese, yummy!

8 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Looks great @OP. I'll "Take 5" trays

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look delicious but would make my guts ache.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is 5% potato. Stole my 95%?

8 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

The tune is called "Take Five", so it matches.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Capitalism

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

God I miss potato skins at every bar. They just disappeared one day.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you just double dip that chip?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many should I take?

Five, you say?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna have to try this whole avocado with potato thing.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's the correct music to use.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My LDL screams YES, my HDL started to cry

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My blood pressure just jumped numbers watching this alone.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean they're just potato skins. nothing new here.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, my favorite kind of baked potato! The kind with no potato in it! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXRoc2l3azF1Mjd1cDR0czN4aG52b3JmNGlhMnNqbjh0eTdwcXByMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hSIbQ5xreHRu/200w.webp

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

It's essentially a taco in a potato skin.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really wanna say you're wrong but... you're not

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Faked potato

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love your name! One of my favorite bands!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much stuff on it. Just do the skins, some cheese, and leave it at that.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, the video actually starts at like 0:26,but for whatever reason has been edited and spliced back together with tail end first. No worry though, it loops back around

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't understand what was going on and just assumed I missed the beginning while loading the tab.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop eating like you have free healthcare!!!! FFS

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what happened to the inssides of the potato?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're in heaven now.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope they are all fluffy mash!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks delicious, but I don’t think it counts as “potato game” when you remove all of the potato.

Now prove it to me by making more….you might be able to convince me if you make me like 50 of these

8 months ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 5

Just watch it loop?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Even when I lick the screen, I can’t seem to taste them using this method

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It always bugged me that potatoes skins had so much potato in it honestly. Those look perfect for skins.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I do something similar, except with taco filling.

Rub the potatoes in oil and salt, pick with a fork, and bake; cook up the ground beef/pork, veggies, and seasoning (use lots, as the potato will dilute the flavour some); hollow the baked potatoes out; mix the scooped potato with the taco filling, then spoon back into the shells; top with some shredded cheese and green onion, and toss back in the oven until melted and to make sure everything is fully heated through.

Yummy taco 'taters.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And by pick, I mean prick, as in make holes for the steam.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have taken the scooped out portion, made mashed potatoes, restuff the skins, make twice baked potatoes, then top with chili

8 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Garlic mash

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

garlic potato soup

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kinda liking the way you think

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's with this format of starting the video from the middle, ending, playing the rest from the beginning, and then looping? Why not just make it so that it starts from the beginning???

8 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I kinda get it. It does start with the more interesting part. But I'm not the difference is so great.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's like those X-Files episodes where they knew the story wouldn't retain the audience, so they opened it with a glimpse ahead at the better part.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is an engagement bait. It tends to get people to watch at least twice, because it is ambiguous where the video starts/ends.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hate it

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's called Jaaaazzzz, Baby!.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Because then you can watch it once and get the full thing, swipe for the next thing.
The more confusing it's made, the longer you stay on it and those views are all that matter to the great Algorithm.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss when the Internet was fun for fun's sake.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you crisp the skins in an air fryer? Maybe brush them with olive oil on the inside and outside before placing in the air fryer?

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah and it'll be safer

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My left arm is going numb just thinking about deep frying anything in oil.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me, it's just the fact that I don't own a fire extinguisher...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I still think it dishonors the southern ancestors to eat fried chicken or fried pork chops from an air fryer but I do use it as much as I can to reduce deep frying

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These need a spoon to dollop the sour cream on top. These are not to be dipped.

8 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

You melt cheese on top to keep all the ingredients in. It's the only sensible thing to do.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And just by looking at him you can tell he's a doable dipper!

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Can confirm; being able to cook makes lots of people find you sexy, regardless of your looks. I'm sure lots of people find him doable.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, of course he double dips, that plate of potatoes is for him. That's his plate. Other people have their own plate.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say the same thing. Dont .after if you double dip if you eat them all!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it all but the avocado. I don't understand the love for one of the most bland foods out there.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The skins are deep fried and there is also cheese. The fatty avocado seems like overkill.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love avocado but hate the trend of putting it on EVERYTHING! There's a time and place people (inb4 Time:now Place: My mouth jokes cause that's mine!)

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is true. I do like it in certain dishes.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the saying goes, more for us. I'll trade you my yellow Starburst too

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love yellow Starburst!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I trade for red all day every day. I'll take any of em tbh but obviously pink is primo

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be alright without the kilo of cheese?

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

⬆️ The dairy intolerant HATE you and want you to SUFFER ⬆️

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about calories ☺️

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Americans are still eating as if they have socialized healthcare. It's baffling.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheese is less bad for you than butter substitute spreads, stuff deep fried in vegetable oil and even artificial sweeteners and junk that is marketed as dietary solution to people who are developing diabetes, high cholesterol and cadiovascular illnesses.
Moderation is always good though and prefer eating natural, minimally processed foods high in fibre and vitamins.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use REAL cheese!

8 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

this, SO MUCH THIS!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cheddar isn't real?

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No dummy its a made up place like Narnia

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why so much cheese at all? This is basically cheese in a potato skin. Why not leave a bit of potato in it?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I too am of the opinion that yes, there is such a thing as too much cheese. This didn't need a double layer, especially since, as I and other commenters are pointing out, if we're loading up the skins, some of that potato should be going back in. Just mash it all up and keep what's left, mashed potatoes are one of those foods where Chef Mike does a fantastic job reheating

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0