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Race: The Tortoise and the Hare - (fast version)
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Sauce: https://youtu.be/90stI9UWVtk
Aug 24, 2017 2:36 AM
RatoMolhado
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Aesop likes this.
Sauce: https://youtu.be/90stI9UWVtk
MightyIink
Set its tail on fire, that will get it moving.
KirbyMcBadass
Too fast. Too fast! TOO FAAST!!!
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
That right there folks is an example of stage freight . . . bunny style.
lazysombrero
But why are they waiting for the tail to finish? Should've applauded when the snout made it
themorethemaryer
oh puppy puppy! look!
Kliamovich
Your winner... and STILL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Wait. so Mitch McConnell is going into sports now?
DuncanGoNuts
And that's how they decide who gets the job of emergency responders
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
I remember a story where they depended on the turtle to warn the town of something, for beating the hare, but everyone died cuz he slow
Frost72
I like turtles!!!
FuryM0nk
Rabbit knows where it's safest, turtle is prob like, "I'm a tank lol"
BrysIllustration
Foolish Lagomorphs
trina1978
All the shouting has clearly frightened the bunny who is frozen in fear. They manipulated the environment to produce the result they wanted.
tatischief
Nah not really. My bunny acts like this. he jumps crazy and then stops and stares stares, then muffles, jumps, stops and stares for minutes
Sauroctonus
Show that bunny a predator and it'll be past the finish line in a second.
crann
Slow and steady sets the pace, slow and steady wins the race, slow and steady in YOUR FACE! I just made that up, but you can have it.
stevescubasteve
Thanks for the crap
drahgosempire
You were doing so well, why ruin the rhyme?
DrBruleSaysYes
BillBrasky11
How high are you?
sirtym
*u CANT have it, here's a copyright case, use it again and I'll hit you with a mace
DeanOMiite
Los locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE
ultralaser40
Full time lurker here. I always login to upvote short circuit. Ko Derf
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
Yoink
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
sunfried
Center chair in the background, that GSD puppy really wants to get to know that hare.
LittleMattea
The reason why the bunny hesitated
5volt
German Shepard Dog puppy?
sunfried
Yup. Well, I'm guessing on the breed.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
He wanted to race too
bigbrother
owner knows it'd either be super cute or a bloodbath.
PmMeDemTiddies
Change the 2 to 4 in the url for boobs
cheapfresh
Worth it.
theycallmemrfish
The loser was then caught by Gollum and made into a stew.
zstrilla
Slower you slut.
VivoImago
Poor rabbit is scared out of its mind.
FuckPaulyShore
The story is about sex.
Xarpia
The rabbit-ok, I lived a good life. I can die now...
SamLasssy
If only I was there "TURTLES FOR THE WIN. FUCK YOU, RABBIT. YOU'RE JUST A GLORIFIED RAT"
ZachManDo
I don't get the reference.
l009
Yea, but didn't the turtle become the fire crew after this and the whole thing went up in flames.
AzgarOgly
That clearly shows, that not only physical abilities are determining the result, but motivation is equally important.
Coilean
I don't think that bunny cared at all. Can't just put an animal in a rave and thinks it has any motivation to finish it
deeno007
in my experience animals greatly enjoy raves and always have the motivation to finish them.
RatoMolhado
Have you... eh... given MDMA to animals?
itxtalone
too be fair, thats not a Hare
niggakawaii
Bork bork
FilthyRaider
Dat's a wabbit.
mikeatike
Wabbit season.
FilthyRaider
Pesky wabbit.
Mockingbirb
One hare coming up!
bagofgrapes
BARS
boethius
Geez you think if they were going to all that trouble they'd get an actual hare
BuddyAboot
The turtle and the rabbit (knockoff version)
PaulHavingABall
Someone's a rhymer....
itxtalone
I actually didn't mean to
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
I don't care, the race was fair.
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
My uh, friend, wants to know what the difference is?
Ashpond
Hares are more badass than rabbits, rabbits are more cute than hares.
Ashpond
HARE -- https://choosetherightwords.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/hare.jpg
LupusIgnis
Hares and rabbits are two different species of lagomorphs.
Prodromarith
Hares are also called jackrabbits in North America, they're quite noticeably larger and way faster, can run about 40-45mph
Ashpond
RABBIT - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Rabbit_in_montana.jpg/250px-Rabbit_in_montana.jpg
Shovi
Thank you.