Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Aug 24, 2017 2:36 AM

RatoMolhado

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Race: The Tortoise and the Hare - (fast version)

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Sauce: https://youtu.be/90stI9UWVtk

Set its tail on fire, that will get it moving.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too fast. Too fast! TOO FAAST!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That right there folks is an example of stage freight . . . bunny style.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

But why are they waiting for the tail to finish? Should've applauded when the snout made it

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

oh puppy puppy! look!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your winner... and STILL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wait. so Mitch McConnell is going into sports now?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And that's how they decide who gets the job of emergency responders

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember a story where they depended on the turtle to warn the town of something, for beating the hare, but everyone died cuz he slow

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like turtles!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rabbit knows where it's safest, turtle is prob like, "I'm a tank lol"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Foolish Lagomorphs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the shouting has clearly frightened the bunny who is frozen in fear. They manipulated the environment to produce the result they wanted.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Nah not really. My bunny acts like this. he jumps crazy and then stops and stares stares, then muffles, jumps, stops and stares for minutes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Show that bunny a predator and it'll be past the finish line in a second.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Slow and steady sets the pace, slow and steady wins the race, slow and steady in YOUR FACE! I just made that up, but you can have it.

9 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 8

Thanks for the crap

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You were doing so well, why ruin the rhyme?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How high are you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*u CANT have it, here's a copyright case, use it again and I'll hit you with a mace

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Los locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Full time lurker here. I always login to upvote short circuit. Ko Derf

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoink

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Center chair in the background, that GSD puppy really wants to get to know that hare.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

The reason why the bunny hesitated

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

German Shepard Dog puppy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yup. Well, I'm guessing on the breed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wanted to race too

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

owner knows it'd either be super cute or a bloodbath.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Change the 2 to 4 in the url for boobs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The loser was then caught by Gollum and made into a stew.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor rabbit is scared out of its mind.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The story is about sex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rabbit-ok, I lived a good life. I can die now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only I was there "TURTLES FOR THE WIN. FUCK YOU, RABBIT. YOU'RE JUST A GLORIFIED RAT"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get the reference.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea, but didn't the turtle become the fire crew after this and the whole thing went up in flames.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That clearly shows, that not only physical abilities are determining the result, but motivation is equally important.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think that bunny cared at all. Can't just put an animal in a rave and thinks it has any motivation to finish it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

in my experience animals greatly enjoy raves and always have the motivation to finish them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you... eh... given MDMA to animals?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

too be fair, thats not a Hare

9 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 6

Bork bork

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat's a wabbit.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Wabbit season.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Pesky wabbit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One hare coming up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BARS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geez you think if they were going to all that trouble they'd get an actual hare

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The turtle and the rabbit (knockoff version)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone's a rhymer....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually didn't mean to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care, the race was fair.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My uh, friend, wants to know what the difference is?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hares are more badass than rabbits, rabbits are more cute than hares.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hares and rabbits are two different species of lagomorphs.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hares are also called jackrabbits in North America, they're quite noticeably larger and way faster, can run about 40-45mph

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0