Want some beer? Never fear, beer maid is here!

Sep 29, 2020 1:31 AM

Playster845

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Some precision speed pouring going on just off camera

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I couldn't carry those empty.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dat grip strength tho :))

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At that's why you NEVER pick a fight with servers at the Oktoberfest... ;-) Also, they're not in the most relaxed mood there.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You need to be a really special type of douche for wanting to fight with a server though

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoffbrau haus? Hoffbrau haus.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That whistle she has is for telling you to get the fuck outta the way.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'd refuse a hand job from her. Those forearms can accidentally rip a dick off!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

'accidentally'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the whistle for?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting people out of her way when it's loud and rowdy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At what point don't they just wheel a keg on a golf cart with some mugs?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is cask conditioned beer, none of that keg stuff here

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well use a donkey then...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And slosh the beer around, ya heathen?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Leck mich" :D

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y.M.C.A

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hofbrauhaus in the happiest place in Bavaria!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Waifu material right there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine the handies!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

'give him the ol' dick twist'

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hofbrau Haus! Ausgezeichnet!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Will you marry me?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, they are at least 1/3, or more, foam (head)

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Well let me introduce you to maths:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those glasses weigh a little more than a kilogramm plus the beer wich is also about one kilogramm in weight. Six of them per hand makes...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One kilo per glass plus one for the beer times six in one hand plus the other hand makes 24kilos casually lifted a bunch of times a day

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She should be crowned Miss swol af

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the hero we need in these trying times.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The whistle? Is it for warning purposes? Like "gangway, two mighty fistfuls of beer comin' through?"

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Nah, it is used to spread covid-19. At least in Ischgl, Austria!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That and don't fucking touch me purposes

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hello, back problems

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This is why for most of them it’s not a regular job. Also, the amount of beer consumed during "Oktoberfest" is much, much higher.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, know some girls who serve at the oktoberfest. They wear weightlifting belts, compression stalking and special footwear for the time, +

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still complain and still come back for the up to 10k in the 4 weeks of work. Tips are crazy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every bone in my body, except for one, says do not mess with her.

6 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 8

Being a waitress was grueling, but I was never in better shape. I'd probably still do it if it wasn't for customers and crap pay.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

v

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Joey Grit Winkler sounds like an innuendo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beer valkyries have arrived yay - those guys.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t skip beer day

6 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

Thats just mornings now....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never do.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude in the background just singing YMCA

6 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

On another note, that’s not hygienic. The dirty bottoms of the cups are sitting in the clean tops of lower other glasses. Yes I am a girl.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guy with gloves makes me think they're freshly washed. They probably keep that counter sterile for this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sing random songs all day. I work in a kitchen. Most of us have to do small things like this to keep our sanity or sobriety for that night

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Okay, but as someone who worked in food service, I’m looking @ how much time she’s losing trying to set up the double level carry & (1/

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

thinking that, while it looks (& is) impressive, they’re probably actually losing time over the course of a service or day if that’s a (2/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Frequent thing. Better to make 2 fast runs sometimes than 1 slow but impressive-looking 1. (3/3)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The rule is: as more beer mugs a server can carry, as more tip she'll get. Record for a female server is 18 beer mugs at once.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course servers won't carry so many beer mugs the whole day. Most female servers will carry between 4-6 beer mugs at once.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are in a 10,000 seat beer tent, the length of the trip probably justifies the extra setup. :shrug:

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly, you underestimate the distances they have to cover

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah. Yes, I didn’t realize this was some sort of Dwarven family reunion.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the impressive-looking run is part of the experience customers expect and are willing to pay for.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A full Masskrug (Stein + Beer) is approx. 5.4 pounds. She has 12. That’s almost 65lbs or 30kg.

6 years ago | Likes 962 Dislikes 3

I love how the Wikipedia page for masskrug suddenly pivots into how much of a lethal weapon these can be.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

make sure to not be an ass and to tip well !

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnnn!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And ounces?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I work and manage restaurants, the specialized weightlifting and carrying these animals do, that should be added to the Olympics

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

14 plates stacked on one tray was my record. 2 5 stacks and a 4 stack, plus 2 drink refills. Manager fussed at me for doing that, should

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really have done 2 trips/ get another waiter to carry out a second tray. I only once dropped a food tray.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4 stone, 8? Impressive.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somone needs a manual handling course.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How much is half full and half head?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

$3.50

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in Oktoberfest.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tree fiddy?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many wash machines in weight is that?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

1 and a half, give or take

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About tree fiddy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If someone curious, a Wiesn-Kellnerin can earn over 10000 Euro or 11700 $ (net) in 18 days of Oktoberfest.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... 30kg isnt thaaaaat heavy when using both hands

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Are you male or female?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once carried an 11kg office chair back to uni over 3 miles. Bulky box, bad weight distribution. You cant just use one metric to judge.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, to just lift and carry that with both hands, sure. But to lift that weight in glasses with beer that need to be balanced a certain way

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was neat and I was impressed by her ability to carry something that heavy in a very specific position without spilling.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And without dropping the keys, no less. Don't forget about the keys.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I count 10. Full masskrug 2,5 kg... 25kg and a not good rising technique. I don't like the little hit she does

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Its 2x6, in total around 28~29 Kg, her move is fine tbh ... i mean for her size

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How dare you use freedomunits in relation to german beer?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a cask of beer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never underestimate a girl in a dirndl

6 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 0

A what now?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Type of dress she is wearing.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A girl.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I mean those are 1/2 foam. That figured in there?

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 10

the 'foam' is 80% beer per volume

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Its called "head" and clearly you're not getting it ..

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

That's head and a bit of chest too. There might even be a bit of belly.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Also its german beer not american beercolored piss

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 11

*laughs in Belgian beer*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American beer routinely wins international beer competitions. Your just talking about corporate brand light beer

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 14

We make some good beers and ales these days. Microbreweries

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

says the amurican.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

As someone who live in Germany, but was in the US for a couple months, I can confirm.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's 28.999 lbs. If you look carefully you can count the weight. It's (mass) x (velocity²).

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

Since we're talking specifically weight, isn't it easier to say that N (or W) = (mass)*9.81 (gravitational acceleration being ~9.81m/s²)?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I mean your at kinetic energy. Seeing as she starts at rest your really just looking at how much work she's doing. So good job haha

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

are you this guy? https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/atoms.png

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Never thought I'd say this in my life, but that's far too much head

6 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 20

And it costs fucking €12 plus tip.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah 12 bucks for a liter. of Beer at s Festival with no Tickets, free Music and Entertainment. Reasonable if you ask me

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fair point, but it'll be 600mL. Which was sort of the thrust of this thread.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what we call "miese/schlechte Schankmoral" (miserable/bad bar moral). If the head is too much, since less beer is in it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can't you see she is about to blow, the whistle?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, as you can see they're under pressure to fill the glasses really quickly. But you can get it topped up if your beer isn't full.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It settles a bit as she walks, still guaranteeing some head on the beer by the time it gets to the last glass passed out.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The bartenders have it down to a science. you're not missing any beer oz. promise. lol

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You Sony missing any oz because those are Maß, and are measured in Liters.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s probably warm too

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 14

Room temperature is not warm

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In lager/beer terms it is. Its relative to the expected temperature. Room temperature tea is considered 'cold tea'

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can taste more flavors when things are room temp/warmed. Hence why crap beer is horrible warm.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's mostly the Americas that typically do cold beer.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Which it's 2020, we don't have to drink like our ancestors... we don't smoke like them do we?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Some Ales are specifically brewed to be drunk at room temp

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's supposed to be warm in the UK and Germany

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

No, it’s not. Lagers and ales are different

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's definitely not true.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Depends on if its a lager, or ale.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone coming from the place with the highest density of brewerys, I'd say the best serving temperature changes every year every beer.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you agree there's a temperature difference but used extra words. Cool!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me explain: head keeps the beer cold and prevents it from going flat so you want around 1/3 head on a Festbier like they serve it here

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I want a full fucking glass. I'll drink it quick enough. It won't get warm until I piss it out!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Isn't it served warm?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A beer without head also makes it impossible to carry a lot of steins through the crowded tents Sincerely, your Oktoberfest waiter Pete

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

If I order a "Mass" I want my liter of beer you wanker.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

Piss off mate

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll serve it how they serve it, if you don't like it you can get tae fuck

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Wich ist exactly what I usually do

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plus it’s not beer, it’s just Bavarian pig piss. Germans don’t drink that. Only bavarians and tourists do.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 46

Damn, as a person living in the LHM, where ya salty beernazis come from?! As long as only water, hops, yeast, wheat, malz is used a beer...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..is beautiful. ABAB!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if I‘d say that in all seriousness. Since I’m old, I don’t even drink too much anymore. I just want to vex the bavarians.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bavaria has good beer and so do the other German states. No-one can claim to have a monopoly on a drink that is so closely regulated.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get out of my face, I’m trying to have fun discussion.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Müchen Oktoberfest beer has to be the worst festival beer I had when I was in Germany. Nürnberg fest beer is significantly better.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's my kinda people right there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah well, partially correct ^^

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Bavaria is the one german state with good beer. The rest of germany is all light shitty beers

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8

Hab den Bayer gefunden! Tut mit leid, aber Weizen schmeckt einfach nicht. Muss schon nen ordentliches Pils sein ;)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Und so manches helle schlägt dein Pils

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kommt immer aufs Bier an, Helles ist auch lecker. Bin da kein Snop, aber so insgesamt komm ich am besten mit Pils klar.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pils ist nicht mal deutsch, dass is Tschechisch, probier mal ein dunkles Starkbier.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Habe ich auch nicht behauptet! Ist im Pott halt trotzdem der Standard.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ach mein guter wenn du meinst der Bayer wäre am der mit dem größten stolz auf sein bier dann hast du noch keinen Franken gesehen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Franken sind ja auch Gründungsmitglieder Deutschlands. Bayern nich.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other way around. The bavarians make even mustard sweet. Disgusting.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Is this some german joke im too czech to understand? All your beers are pretty disgusting.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Nah, Kölsch is mostly fine. The rest of it sucks, though.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bow my head to the true masters of Beer. Cum Pilsen ad astra

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1