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AnathemaNoreh
#3 Sit back and bask in the relief of finally having no responsibilities. I'm so tired I wouldnt even mind having to shit in a diaper
AnomalousViews
Kirby really can just take charge of many situations by just saying, "you don't do that, I'll do that". Hero status.
NervAssEva
#13
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bigjonsey
#64 I didn't even have to think about it to sing it to the YMCA tune...
mward1984
#5 Or possibly ARE the thing. Check to see if her eyes reflect light. That's the tell according to Carpenter.
dickable
#53 weird to have sonic in this, since most sonic games have tons of playable characters
Sauroctonus
#3 Wouldn't my adult knowledge and reasoning skills degrade in the baby-brain I've just been put into?
browsererror
#3 That would be a nightmare for 18 years plus emotional damage for the rest of your life.
Lonecoon
#27 It's literally not on a starship.
hetnkik999
#53 That Sonic sprite is from the Sonic Advance series which had 5 playable characters.The Mario sprite is from M&L which isn't a platformer
FullMetalJackass
Nothing in my life is as dependable as a qwality Big Gay Abbie dumperoo. Thanks for the effort
oldguyexlurker
#3 If I'm turned back into a baby in '65 when I was... lots. If today, pissed. I just got used to the idea that I PROBABLY won't 1/
oldguyexlurker
survive to see the planet become uninhabitable for our species (and many others). Now I'd have to live to the end...? Fuck that.
smax410
#45 sounds like a cryptid
igglebotato
Uncle Squatch.
DrMissAnonymous
#35 MFW I tell people my favourite animal is a pangolin&they say “a what?” and i get sad realizing they’re only known in Asia for scales :(
Hutchy01
"A fuckin' Sandshrew but y'know real"
Arcanum3000
#4 I recently replayed Assassin's Creed 2. Can confirm that grandma is right about both Venice and killing people.
BisAndThighHighs
#11
Bastetsmorlock
#62 Dammit, Moon-Moon!
ShiningKoW210
Masterpiece
AntRam95
#10 clearly lies, my republican flat earth coworker said it was democratic Jews rising prices
SuperLuminalMan
#27 on a spaceship, it is ARTIFICIAL gravity you fuckin psycho
skathir
I mean, your mass is complicit in being acted on by gravitational acceleration.
Imalwaysready
Now I have to pay someone $39.99 to just be myself on Halloween? Yeah...that seems about right for 2022. Sigh...
kaeldra
#57 this is fantastic
Hutchy01
I do have questions due to poor phrasing. Are the teams marrying their own members or are Canadians and Americans getting married?
JimboTCB
#50 Life becomes crab, transport becomes train, it is inevitable
Zephirod
#58 just a reminder that the european brown bear is the bear bear bear
baldbear
I knew that.
brainkandle1
#10 I was a contractor at ExxonMobil during covid. They laid my entire team off,sending all those jobs to SA for 1/4 of what they were payin
DJOldguy
Yep, been there, done that, corporate capitalism DGAF.
We11thatwasC00L
SA as in San Antonio? South America? Several Amigos?
JadeNB1729
Slutty Androgynes.
brainkandle1
South America by way of Buenos Aires, still bitter about it but as a contractor I knew we were a safety net to be cut at some point
TalkingSnake
... #1 Dolly is the epitome of mercy?
noid20
I read it as 'Show them! No mercy...'
Leithreas
Not to Jolene.
rdmage11
May be referring to "9 to 5" Dolly, who kidnapped and held her boss at gunpoint.
TalkingSnake
That SM scene is something
EverNotRelevant
Of merciless-ness. Just think, you've never heard of Jolene again, did you...
TalkingSnake
Compared to Loretta Lynn, Dolly was besties with Jolene.
SeismicCoin
#41 my cell provider automatically protects me from most robocalls but ive also been missing non spam calls via the same "protection" lately
EverNotRelevant
#27 NOT ON A STARSHIP IT ISN'T
Bristlecone42
*applause*
JadeNB1729
In an entirely man-made environment, do the man-made accoutrements become natural? ?
EverNotRelevant
I'm sure you could write a while essay on that, but I can summarize it: No.
JadeNB1729
Can't argue with that!
EggFooYung
Technically a starship does have natural gravity. It's just very small.
EverNotRelevant
The term you're looking for is "negligible."
EggFooYung
It depends on the mass of the starship. The Discovery: negligible gravity. The Death Star: not negligible.
EverNotRelevant
I did a little googling and it turns out the Death Star's surface gravity would be only 2% of Earth's. Not negligible to physics, but...
EverNotRelevant
Pretty inconsequential when it comes to death by falling.
JacobiH3rbshire
#55 Reusable boosters is not an inferior idea. Wtf?
abbiistabbii
They're talking about things like the Hyperloop or the Tesla Tunnels. Seriously, build a train.
JacobiH3rbshire
Fair enough.. if that was the intention. But Imgur likes to believe Musk isn't soley responsible for revolutionizing access to space.
EverNotRelevant
He's not.
JacobiH3rbshire
He is. There is plenty of books you can read about it. And anecdotally, I've worked with SpaceX directly for about 10 years.
EverNotRelevant
There are plenty of books you can read about the success of trickle down economics.
tiredviking
#41 robocalls isn't really a thing in most of Europe.. because they fixed the problem there.. we still don't answer the phone tho..
HasteTheFool
Someone tell Vodaphone this. Though to be fair, it might be people and not robots on the other side of the line.
keys79
I’m self employed (in the US) and my personal cell is also my business number. 99% of the calls I get are spam. 1/4 of them are robocalls.
bekindtoanimals
That’s wise
Kbantar
Being poor "help's". "Hello, about your car in..." Don't have one; hangup. "Hello, about your credit ca..." Don't have one; hangup.
SawdustAndRust
They actually passed a law against them, then decided it wasn’t worth it because no profit and ppl were hard to catch so they repealed it
aslum
I just love the ones where if I answer they hang up.
click4567
Those calls are just scanning to see which numbers are still in use. If you pick up and answer, you're on the call list.
aslum
Sorry, forgot the /s
Kbantar
I get spam/scam calls not only for me, but for some guy named, Jeremy. I've had this number for many years. A few in Chinese. ???
MamaRosie
Jeremy must have some old info on an old account somewhere and he keeps accepting those damn cookies.
Kbantar
I've gotten so much of certain types I can guess that he's likely Latino and bought weed a lot. (Legal here)
MamaRosie
Hey, looks like you're one step closer to stealing an identity! I say let it play out.
jarethholt12
I'm in Sweden but get a ton of robocalls from the UK (and some from random places in Africa)
bekindtoanimals
Me, too ! In Texas and got a call from Algeria yesterday wtf
AnimeFreak0908
Huh dang I live in Sweden to and I don't think I've ever gotten one honestly
jarethholt12
I wonder if different providers are better at blocking them
kanybal
I'm in France and get a fuckton of robocalls from time to time. I do not consider this problem fixed