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RednapxpandeR
Thank you. I needed this
HammerParty13
The pee-receiver looks like he's in to that kind of thing
Circe007
I love dogs, but most of pics are the reason I prefer cats https://imgur.com/Wpe04n0
amandakeeparound
dogs have big criminal energy
md8675309
They all look so sad! Poor puppers!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Well it was a dog park not a little girl park
shortwarrior
#3 You're a bad owner.
tibris
#7 same
Mercenarity
Something must be really interesting about #10's left foot.
gonesurfyn
#3 and #7 are my spirit animals.
madprincesspotato
Pic #3 is purely fault of their parents. And this dog deserves a better care.
Voers
#13 So do I.
SmFoP
#1 my dog (who coincidentally looks very similar to mini doggo here) used to do that obsessively, and it drove me absolutely bananas.
dunersrevenge
Ours lick the sheets incessantly. I want to ban them from the bed, but remember they like to cuddle.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
How does that little pug reach high enough to sneeze on food? What does he wear stilts?
0ldGregg
#13 You and I both, my friend!
DankDadBod
Guilty as charged
0ldGregg
#1 That couch must reek...
ImManInTheMiddle
Exactly- The poor little thing was set up!
Magpiebones
I have a cat that licks my bed. Had to get her a small towel yo lick instead, and I wash it freguently. Smell is so gross.
travelbuddy
Something about a left foot infection
whatthehellanotheraccount
surprised the chocolate in the little bottles didn't kill the dog. good thing it vomited.
Hellischrome
We have the exact same couch as #1 and one of the doggos licks it like crazy. We call her Cathy Couchlicker and she gets the look of shame.
alwaysupvotefuturama
That's the kind of dog post i like. Little dumbasses, lol
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Do they digest/pass the socks? My dog just passed a corn cob he apparently ate. It was a rough poo. Now he's sleeping it off.
Amandaballs
Sometimes, depends on how much they chewed it and size of dog. I see a lot of dogs needing surgery to remove socks (and corncobs!)
ButterCremeDoxy
Dog is vomiting from the chocolate, not the liquor. Idiotas are lucky he lived.
josephfrancistribbiani
Really depends on the amount and type of chocolate eaten. Takes a lot for a large dog
YaBoyJohnorrhea
My late chocolate lab ate an entire heart shaped box of chocolates. She threw up a bit and was fine. She was a beautiful disaster
josephfrancistribbiani
Mine ate a dozen chocolate cupcakes and crapped out the colorful paper
mallerzkay
My x roommate left a huge bag of chocolate chips on the coffee table, my dog ate the entire thing. I came home and freaked out. I called -
mallerzkay
His vet and he told me it wasnt even worth making an appt for. My dog is BIG and apparently that's exaggerated, a large dog would have to -
mallerzkay
Eat a TON of chocolate to get sick from it. Also do you not think liquor is toxic to dogs? Because uh it is... And would cause vomiting.
Fhqwhgadds
My son escaped the bath today and peed in the kitchen floor. Our dog licked up the pee while we were distracted.
DesertLeporid
Kid + dog shaming combo. Excellent.
indified
bet you still let your dog lick your kids face
BoogalooBadger
alwaysupvotefuturama
Ar first i feared you were one of the morons calling their dog son/daughter.
RalinStorm
My son is smarter than your human son.
zoeelane201
[Everyone disliked that]
Fhqwhgadds
Nah my son's a human. Sometimes a monster. Depends on his mood
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whatthehellanotheraccount
seattle area has a rabbit population explosion this year and many dog owners are having trouble with their dog eating rabbit poop.
TheLastSpaceman
What's the crime here?
iguessihaveto
You get a room that reeks of shit because the juice seeped into the carpet, but no idea where the smell is coming from. You can get on your
iguessihaveto
Knees to sniff around to find the ripe spot, or shampoo rugs way more often than recommend. It might almost be worse than leaving the poo.
CheeseB0t
#3 didn't vomit coz drunk... Chocolate is toxic to dogs :/
ILikeTaterTots
josephfrancistribbiani
Dark chocolate yes, milk chocolate is dependent on amount eaten vs the dogs size, white chocolate is harmless.
SmFoP
No. I'm pretty sure being pissed will also cause a dog to vomit.
CheeseB0t
Is there enough alcohol in those for that? Doubt it. Used to eat them when I was a kid, never got drunk
SmFoP
I imagine there is if you're a small animal with much less blood going through your system.
CheeseB0t
Need to eat about 400 grams of them to get one shotglass worth. So no I highly doubt it. Chocolate is toxic to dogs, end of story
CheeseB0t
Theres about 8ml per, so 12 of them is 96ml of liqueor.
SmFoP
Chocolate IS toxic, and drunk dogs throw up, so what's your point. The symptoms are nearly identical, so fuck off with "end of story".
SmFoP
No, NOT end of story. Dogs are small. Small means needs very little alcohol. Therefore very little alcohol can and will get a dog drunk...
spredator
Had to put our dog down today. These make me happy and sad at the same time.
nurseSleepSmasher
wooooooowzaaaa
BodybuildingCPA
I'm so sorry for your loss :( I'm glad you found some joy here.
TheKatodrome
I'm positive you gave your pup a great life, as hard as it is, I hope you were able to give comfort at the end.
BodybuildingCPA
I'm so sorry for your loss :( I'm glad you found some joy here.
mooncactus
I’m sorry. It’s never easy, but you gave them a great life and have lots of fond memories, I’m sure.
SmFoP
Dang. Sorry, friend.
ATravellinOwl
I feel you, had to put mine down on Wednesday.
nurseSleepSmasher
Well, that is sad. Sorry you lost your lil pal.
spredator
Sorry for your loss. It's a hard pill to swallow.
SliderBoom
Very sorry for your loss