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Oct 18, 2017 12:05 PM
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artman55555
(ba dum tsh!!)
TheGame364
Took me way too long to understand the joke, oh ball cleaner
Pally01
A Darwin Award winner used a golfball washer incorrectly as I recall
Stonedmanwalking
Actually loled
Shamorza
Upvote for awareness.
MoonBaseClavius
Funny story: Dyson actually cites the case of the Dustbuster, which originally had exposed fan blades until some kid did the inevitable.
RCwyatt
crap product, my Dyson spheres are dirtier then ever
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
https://youtu.be/6OR5f3W2t6k
michaelladawn
Ouch, that sucks man. No really, it does.
GlowstickJedi
Ha
tuffrabit
I don't get this. I never found myself so dissatisfied with my hand that I was at all curious about using food or machines or animals
Bizarkly
Well -- *that* really sucks...
bachterman
because it's a dyson sphere cleaner.
Lazycat9
pissed myself
BlackavarLion
I hope he doesn't golf.
ireallydontknowwhatnicknameiwant
Do you know that there is a German dissertation on the subject of "Penis injuries by masturbation with vacuum cleaners"? 1/2
ireallydontknowwhatnicknameiwant
There were even readings and an audio book. You can find it online. Very graphic pictures included. 2/2
BklynPunisher
https://youtu.be/ZhyPmczXjjU
wellhouse
I'm sure it happens with nut crackers all the time
whosagoodboy92
AgolfHiller
In other news. Dyson is again one step closer to sucking as much as @op's mom
Jophis
*Young Archer scream*
ZeiQuenDi
Phrasing?
surrealseal
Now we know the real reason ol'musky doesn't want AI.
mtm1g13
Under appreciated reference +1
efhawthorne
I mean it is top comment. So maybe appreciated just the right amount
KrombopJr
wolverineprostateexams
bananaforfun
Nova5269
Engage!
Armistice023
Energize!
TheFischerking4
Been there dude.....
minkuschild
Dont go golfing then.....
Zelkon527
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Same hospital, eh?
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Where did you find a chair covered in Cosby sweaters?
koopaya
@OP works in a courthouse
funkmoth
Probably an old chair! They all used to be this way.
LincolnSiixEcho
He said the hospital
Silkiestfiend
Thats a lazy boy, i have the same one in not bill cosby sweater design
redjayhawker
You were just dying to use that gif and patiently waited and waited and then bam!