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Mar 4, 2013 5:53 PM
JJDidNOTTieBuckle
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D3933C3E
TOTALLY have done this to my little sister's boyfriend lol
Duncs249
Hope you didn't "Force" him to do something he didn't want to do... I'm sorry.
ceara20
As the oldest sister, all who are brought home to meet me should fear me. Im very opinionated.
bsmack44
As an older brother this is accurate
UnrealPie
As a older brother of a younger sister who just started dating. This is accurate.
acciobum
So glad I won't have to experience this! One of the perks of being gay ^.^
voltron7812
everyone is saying that the boyfriend is Maul, but i am pretty sure the brothers are...
Alduin
Yeah people aren't very attentive.
LizFend12
I don't even date youngest daughters. Too much scrutiny
SRVequalsKING
This is brilliant hahahah +1
fuzzbucket
Soon
ffaorlandu
The stare down!
KatMagro667
sorry didnt find better quality
captainsnacksonfriends
As an only girl with three older brothers, I feel sorry for your sister because I know how she feels!
LoverOfCouches
Not trying to be mean, but that's pretty shitty if anyone does this. The poor kid is probably feeling awkward and nervous enough :/
dieseltrain
Weird. My older bro never got mean unless a guy was bothering me. Downvote me if you want, but I appreciated his trust in my instincts.
EnderXVI
That's the way I am with my sister. With the exception of the one guy that I knew was a dumbshit. He was in my graduating class.
dieseltrain
Yeah, if you have personal experience with a dumbass, that's different. But overbearing can lead to unhealthy dependency, same w/parenting.
TheMasterBlaster
He cut you in half?!
vogelstroika
Think its the other way around, they cut him in half
TheOneEyedSnake
actually darth maul kills qui gon jinn . . . just saying
idontknowflycasual
I would've preferred the pissed off Obi-Wan/Darth Maul stare-down, but this one is equally awesome
waterdragonrai
Seems appropriate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZFd_n0Yfhc
cattingtons
*and me
StupendousMan6
I was hoping someone got this.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
You are officially my hero. It was irking me and I felt like I had to sit here, squirming. Take my +1, just TAKE IT
cattingtons
Feels good.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
We don't have to say RIP English after all, whew
polaroidkidd
parents always loved me, brother always hated me. That's because I didn't waste time manipulating the brothers, just the parents xD
roaringstar4
I don't understand why boyfriend is in quotes. As if she hasn't already determined her relationship on her own.
venomousbeetle
God, brothers with sisters on here always sound so fucking annoying and full of themselves. "OH they don't like my sister? Kill them."
dieseltrain
It just makes me glad my brother & dad laid off unless I asked for help. Made it easier to ask when needed, matter of fact.
venomousbeetle
If it was the other way around you'd be yelling about rape culture.
kobzy
If my sister brought Liam Neeson Home I'd be impressed, just saying.
lolzomg123
I'd never have to worry for her safety... unless she dumped him... Then all bets are off.
lindltailor
I doubt that's possible, I hear he's Taken.
HatsAreEssential
Clap....clap..clap. clapclapclapclapclap.
gidget91
As a girl with brothers, yeah. Pretty much.
YouStupidWhatchacallit
Haha! I've always wanted a brother. I got stuck with 3 sisters
gidget91
I have 3 brothers hahah
YouStupidWhatchacallit
haha, and are you the youngest?
gidget91
I have one younger sister but still haha close
YouStupidWhatchacallit
Same! I have a younger sister. Two older sisters, me (girl) and the little sister. All girls
imjustnowwakingup
As a youngest sister, I disapprove of your use of quotation marks around "boyfriend". Look out for your sister, but with respect.
Raguleader
Least you could do is open the door for him.
gratuitoustransfer
"sale at the maul. everything half off"
Noaaaa
where's a favorite comment button when you need one?
JJDidNOTTieBuckle
LOL
CyborgBarry
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/well_done_sir.gif
mreid96
well done
poweroverwhelming
your wit... it burns
Phatkobra
epic comment, fuck yeah...
ProbablyCantler
AHAHAHAHAHA
DarthFenrir
Ok, everyone go home, floridahampster won the internet.
NuggetThief
HAHAHA, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A COMMENT.
O1189998819991197253
The wit is strong with this one...I approve
ILieForPoints
I set my phone down and walked into the kitchen. I ran back to up vote when I realized how epic that was.
Shoobler
You futhermucker
PlanetStephens
TOO SOON!
moreoats
I just did one oh these, "Oh! ho ho ho ho ho ho"
ChicagoBadger
This is terrible.
LedZeppa
So terrible it's perfect.
SteevyT
Might only be half terrible.
TheInfamousWolf
Fuck, that Darth Maul is sexy
bristleaingeal
Ah yes, Ray Park http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5NTA2NDEyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjk1MTY5NA@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg
bristleaingeal
He was also Toad in Xmen, and Snake Eyes in G.I. Joe
HarryHotdogs
played out.
TheSwigz
Fuck that. The brothers are only the muscle. You should always - ALWAYS - fear the father. (source: I'm a father).
LaughingSeraphim
bad father*
airplanesfly5
Untrue. My brother stared down a moron I brought home. Never came back. Brb gonna go tell my bro thanks
scarredhero
As a brother of 3 sisters, my dad can't get arrested, has a job to worry about. I on the other hand, don't give a fuuuuck
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
This XD
mremaknu
*mother, Mr. President
MissSugarspoon
is more awkward when your dad is a police officer... My dad checks every guys my sister brings home and makes sure they are clean!!
TheSwigz
Taking advantage of resources. I like him.
Textuality
"Son, I just want you to remember one thing when you and my daughter are out tonight. I have no problem going back to prison."
nevertellmetheodds
That's not true! That's impossible!
TheSwigz
I love you for your Luke/Vader reference.
AlmightyBracket
why do you think he showed Maul and not The Emperor?
hamdensoedefraslayer
Cause' he was just as much of a pig once.
TrickedOut
WELL, WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR, DAD? INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR DAUGHTER SO I CAN HATE-POUND ON HER.
Radey
I've learnt that nothing will ever compare to the fear of a single parent. Mother + father? DOUBLE FEAR! (daughter of a single parent)
aTricksterCalledLoki
I'm the scary one in my family; I'm the genius who hates people and knows martial arts. They wave me around lik a gun O,o.
TheDukeofNowhere
Yeah but at the end of the day he's still fucking your daughter and there's nothing you can do about it.
link016
My dad leaves it to me to scare the shit out of my sister's boyfriends. He knows he will have other battles to fight down the line.
D3ftone
amen. that's why my dad holds the shotgun and i get the baseball bat
kecker
I've always been convinced that that hospitals automatically issues new fathers of girls a shotgun at the birth.
TheSwigz
I carry a pocket knife. I want things to be more... personal.
elrick43
Yeah, he's the one legally able to buy guns
opad
Bah, I didn't have brothers and my dad was just happy to have a male to talk to about sports and idk peeing standing up? I zoned out.
TNTom2311
I seem to only date girls whose dads aren't in the picture. I have no idea what you mean.
WowWhatAWhore
Dads don't scare me. Respect and kindness is a mutual thing. Don't be a dick and no one is going to be a dick. Goes all ways bro. All ways.
TheSwigz
Oh don't get me wrong - I give wiggle room. But I watch like a hawk. I don't have any reason to act until someone gives me one.
WowWhatAWhore
Watch like Hawk, soar like eagle. Chief make rain, rain like seed giving life everywhere. /noncalledforstereotypicalracism
JustHereForTheAlbums
The comments below can be summed up as such, fear the family of your significant other.
ThaDeanWinchester
Damnit vader, too soon!
elninjapenguin
I want one buddy in the crawl space. I say nothing to intimidate. One muffled scream under the house. No explanation. Have a good night.
Twec21
Exactly. Darth Maul was but a pawn. Daddy Sidious waits in the shadows
MesmericVisions
See, in my family -I- tend to be the one to be wary of; and I'm the daughter. (source: MMA and years of debate)
CrackaDick
Felt bad for upvoting from 666 to 667
notpostingitanymore
It took 3 or 4 years untill my girlfriend's father started treating me like a person. Before that it was all menacing looks and war stories
NerdyBliss
Technically the GIF isn't wrong then since Maul is an apprentice of Darth Sidous
IDownvoteYourShit
I'd care more about the Father, if i didn't know that he did the same thing i'm doing know when he was my age. Keep judging hypocrite,
shakespearenut
In my case, it was my mother. She may be short, but she goes for the knees first and THEN the throat
heyiorderedacheeseburger
I've known my love's family for over 5 years now. I still fear her dad, and he's a foot and a half shorter than me.
stevetehpirate
As an older brother, my is duty to bring boyfriends to my father for sentencing. Usually it's the head-on-a-pike. Billy you have been warned
HipHopHippopotamus
+1 for Dad.
indukie
I have six brothers as well as my dad, all over 6'. It's my teensy 4'11" older sister, and my 5'4" mother you better watch out for!
CallmeFluffy
The Brothers are the first line of defense. Think about it they didn't meet the Emperor till AFTER it was too late. Dad's Day Will Come...
heretohelp
Your comment made me think of my dad and smile. I haven't seen him for a few years, so thank you. :)
sarsipius79
Fathers are not to be feared. Their asses can be kicked.
TheSwigz
My fear as a man is this: I fear what I am capable of if pushed too far. My fear as a father is this: I fear nothing. I WILL kill you.
sarsipius79
As teen i had a dad tell me he had a shotgun and a shovel. I said I have a .22 pistol, gloves & quite shoes and can pick locks.
sarsipius79
Needles to say me and his daughter didn't date after that. I can be stubborn, but I refuse to be cowed down.
likethekeyonthekeyboard
My father attempts to get the sucker drunk in his man cave. People have no filters when they're drunk.
vestahound
I'm afraid of my own and my boyfriend's father. ):
gagedlimits
you should fear the sisters. always ALWAYS judging, and watching
okahontas
Patty and Selma.. Ugh..
PassiveAgressiveShark
As the sister of two brothers, when the older one brings home a girlfriend, I am the one who passes all judgement.
Thoughtmage
And plotting, testing, and other devious trials for the guy. My friend who's like my sister always does this with girls I like. ._.
funinthesun
As the second of three girls with one brother, yes. This. And we're just as territorial about our sisters as we are about our brother.
TNTom2311
As the youngest and only boy of 9 children, totally true.
OtakuOtter
My sister has 8 brothers, and 3 of us old enough to be her father.
WhatDoesItReallyMatter
You don't even have to say a word - when he comes in to take her out, just stare at him while cleaning your guns...
awefulcrowded23
Really glad you said guns instead of gun.
WhatDoesItReallyMatter
Lol - I did not want to be misunderstood
myfaceisfullofhotdogs
My dad "offered" to take my boyfriend out back to shoot at targets, and refused me when I asked to come too.
familytriptopoundtown
My girlfriend's father did that, I complemented him on his 1187 Remington 12 gauge semi-automatic smooth bore. The man now loves me.
spacemannspliff
This was my first thought... like "cool now I have something in common with her father to talk about"
gunfumanchu
Guns are too cliche these days, I would invite them in, lock the door, close the shades, and sharpen knives. ;)
Matty3D
This. I'm going to be doing this. Even if it's just an airsoft pistol, it'll look real enough!
bluemofia
Threaten them with swords! Guns can *only* shoot people. Swords can cut things they rather enjoy off.
vivoperstylo
See, in my budding family it'll be a little different. Mommy is the one who owns, fires, and cleans the guns...
NOhara24
I'd stare right back, and ask him what range he goes to. What's he gonna do? Shoot me for taking his daugter on a date? Dumbass.
ProblyNotTheOne
I'm right with you. Even if I raped her that night, theres nothing -he- can do about it. shine up the gun bubba, just to pack it back up.
NOhara24
(1/2)Hey, now. I never said that. I was just saying that guns aren't intimidating unless its loaded and I'm looking down the barrel.
ProblyNotTheOne
*Shrug* My point is that they're not intimidating at all because only criminals use guns illegally so the average father wouldn't use it.
NOhara24
(2/2) A father shining up his guns in reaction to his daughter entering the dating world is stupid. That's all I'm saying.
elw1990
my dad showed my boyfriend his gun collection. He had no idea my boyfriend would be so in too the guns.true story
AscendingEmu
Reading through the comments, a part of me hopes that you and bowseat88 are dating.
elw1990
Its funny you say that cause I thought it sounded like something my bf would say, but I don't think my bf goes on imgur :(
Stroodle
Plottwist: It's him, he didn't think you went on imgur
AscendingEmu
Yet. There's always room for another imgurian!
ProblyNotTheOne
Such tactics would have me defiling your daughter out of spite. Nothin you can do about it with that gun, bubba. But you enjoy cleaning it.
funinthesun
My father would have willingly gone to jail for that. I wouldn't be so sure of your safety, you never know the crazy a girl comes from.
ProblyNotTheOne
Then I would consider my pain a service to society by getting a psycho locked up.
Violet143
Yet when I get dumped its my brothers that offer to kill him rather than my father. (source youngest and only daughter)
phlat6
dumping you isn't a punishable offence... cheating and abuse are.
Violet143
Never said it was. It is what they offer.
mremaknu
That's because they're young and foolish, and the older one knows not to say things that could be witnessed.
waterdragonrai
You got a good family then. It's my friends that offer to kill rather than my family.
Woodchips
As a brother, does this make me a stormtrooper?
Zulu2
The first time I met my girl friends father (Him being a cop) I gave him a dozen donuts. I made the cut.
TheSwigz
Bacon probably would have also sufficed.
StephTea
I have 3 brothers and my dad was 6'4 and 280 pounds, it's my mom you have to watch out for.
JustAGingerOnImgur
Same here. My dad and brother are pretty chill. My mom is the former cop with the guns.
datbat
Same. My dad doesn't care as long as I am happy. Mom thinks no one is good enough. The three older brothers could care less.
kitQchan
Same here "If you hurt my daughter I will skin you, bury you alive, dig you back up and kill you" is what she'd usually tell them.
StephTea
I feel like we might have the same mom.
JJDidNOTTieBuckle
Noted, I'm sure my time will come.
ambermae513
whatever... I am the baby girl in my family... I run this shit! Daddy and both brothers have been wrapped around my finger since day 1!
EdwardWasonoredjo
You should be very thankful you ain't my sister :)
orangemochafrappuccino
which is why they will kick someone's ass for your safety.
ambermae513
true... but being raise around nearly all guys (all but 2 of my 15 cousins are boys) I don't really need them to... just let them feel tough
TheSwigz
The moment you have a daughter, every man you ever see is a piece of shit that you will destroy for the sake of her safety.
UnicornMeat
I wish I had a father like you. Luckily for me my brother has always been there for me.
LittleGinger
I'm a grown woman but my Dad still makes every guy I date quake in his boots the first time he meets them. I love him for it.
Falyyn
As another grown woman little ginger, this is the behavior of my father as well. It may be annoying sometimes, but we know we're loved.
Stripeyhat
Oh man, I still remember my first girlfriend's dad. Karate black belt and intensely religious while I'm an atheist (1/2)
Stripeyhat
I have some fun memories of trying to avoid accidentally saying anything that would offend him during conversations. (2/2)
IDontKnowWhatToMakeMyNameButImGoingToMakeItAsLongAsIFuckingCan
As a brother to 2 sisters, this also applies to me.
tytanik
So four brothers, you, and a youngest sister which insinuates at leastone other ssister. That is a big family.
tytanik
And my phone is dumb. I swear I can spell.
Ikillmiceforaliving
SURE. But you can count!
tytanik
Indeed! The original comment has 7 points right now, which matches the minimum number of kids that OP's parents can have!
Peteypoo
Yes..yes.. blame the phone xD
tytanik
Indead eye shal! I am on a compewtur now and luk how gooder i does!
drock8
My girlfriend doesn't have a good relationship with father. Win for me. Her mother more than makes up for it though...
Woodchips
My girlfriend has a bad relationship with her father. Her mother offered to adopt me.
phlat6
girlfriend has a bad relationship with her dad, you're going to have a bad time. and a great time.
Rockety
sorta true but i cant handle them with daddy issues:/
phlat6
me neither. got enough of my own.
Woodchips
i can confirm this.
creativename
giggity