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http://robertmoorejr.tumblr.com/post/110101466091/im-an-anti-braker
Feb 12, 2015 10:23 PM
shinythingsgood
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http://robertmoorejr.tumblr.com/post/110101466091/im-an-anti-braker
thundercactus
I can't even tell you how many times those darn disc brakes caused me to flip my bike. To HELL with brakes!
imyourrealdad
Brake dust causes autism. I read an article on it a few years ago in a usenet group.
stilloldbull
My brother the cop never unstrapped a dead body from a seat belt but searched the woods for the parts of the ones that went out a windshield
convolution
there's actually some truth to this satire. If you have enough foresight to drive with no break, you won't crash as easily.
TaelinaZeth
I've seen this elsewhere and I thought it was absolutely brilliant. I could see where he had to stretch to make the comparison, but its epic
SomeDetroitGuy
It's a matter of safety for my family, really. If I brake, my child might bump her head on the dashboard. So to keep her safe, no braking.
mimikikididifefezaza
I'm also considering getting rid of my lifejacket and my bike helmet
frostywalrus
i knew it.
FuckComcast
I braked once. Now all my children are autstic
shinythingsgood
Not my OC, link to author in description.
Thatsnothowthisworks
Yes, this is satire
SendMePicturesOfDucks
Hi satire, i'm dad
jnoahj
It seems like a modest proposal.
TestudinesMihiPlacet
*Something about eating babies*
UserSubmariner
Knew it was tumblr before I saw the link.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
You knew tumblr users write satire?
UserSubmariner
Where else could something this ridiculous and politically pointed come from?
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
I think you're painting tumblr in a kinder light than one ought to