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MissAsphiWantsCupcakes
That last reason
quad4quad
Some of these don't seem that shallow to me. At least 3 of them are solid reasons to not be together.
supinebovine
Not... all of these are ridiculous. Shallow - maybe, but not ridiculous.
eltocino
Everyone of these, totally legit.
DeadlyTacoGoblins
idk...that coffee and sugar clumps one would literally drive me crazy
SpartaWolf117
I wouldn't call the moon landing one shallow...
KlokateerGoAt
I broke up with a girl who broke into tears because the bar we frequented gave her steak fries instead of regular fries.
ohHelloAgain
How do you have sex without taking off your underwear?
Gastly
Pull it to the side.
FinallySafeFromShiaLaBeouf
I just read the mole for my friend.. who has a mole on her eyelid. Fml.
IggyAzaleaIsMySpiritAnimal
deja no
WaitingForDickButt
A friend of mine dumped a girl because she thought the Fantastic Four was a movie before it was a comic.
FrolickingFish
I broke up with a girl for posting something that had previously been posted on this site. AKA a "Repost"
AZDan2012
Wait, didn't realize these are different reason for different people. I thought this bitch had some serious issues.
NakorZ
If you're shallow enough to breakup with someone for reasons like this, it's a fair bet you're doing the other person a favor.
AnExpertInThisField
*smeck smeck smeck schlurp nom nun nom shmeck* Shorry whu wuz thut? *shchmeck nom num schmeck*
NakorZ
Well, granted, some of them are much worse than others.
Prozac101
Super late, oh well, MUSTARD FINGER LICKING GIRL.