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My father's awesome annual paella
Sep 22, 2014 8:49 PM
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BuzzKillingisProChildDiddling
Paella is a human made dish that most commonly uses edible foods, mixed and created all into one pot, people are known the eat it.
SacreDoom
Yeah, it would be a whole lot better without the eggs, if you ask me. Can't imagine that working.
porkiloki
*claws at monitor*
SpoookyScarySkeletons
Anyone else read "analpaella"?
camelturk
Eggs on Paella ? Interesting
Mybanjohurts
Always upvote pie eh uh
CiriusTrio
This would be the greatest confusion my mouth could ever taste
DoctorJungyBrongen
As long as there is shrimp, I am good.
LadyPenelopeArielPonyweather
That's just rice with stuff. Authentic paella only has chicken, rabbit, tomato and those huge white beans (and rice). Egg is bleghh >.<
MyUsernameIsMine
You can call it whatever you want except paella. That's not even close.
funbelievabubble
The only similarity is the pan and the rice...that's pretty much it.
acannicc
I once saw a cook drop an even bigger one to the floor :(
dam76
why nobody is talking about eggs and raw peppers? no spanish on Imgur?
acecase2D
Palms are sweaty, knees weaks, arms are heavy, don't know how to pronounce this food for ya, dad's paella
JuanSigrid
Eggs and peas! I can't wait for the Valencian half of this joint account to see this - he'll be horrified.
Cunnypunt
I WANT THAT. I AM AFFLICTED WITH THE PREGNANCY. WANT NOW.
heatherkb85
Best way I ever heard it put, honestly.
dogsqueeze
Afflicted with the pregnancy, its comments like this that remind me why I love this site
Nerdextrordinaire
You and me both man, I live for the comments section. :)
titsandasstitsandass
beautiful username
SpokaneMuffinMaster
I love paella, I ask my mom to make it every time I come home - but eggs, eww.
SoThatsWhatTheyreFor
I'm spanish and I never saw anybody replace the lemon slices for boiled eggs, but looks good anyway OP.
Taalen
You wouldn't know any paella recipes without any kind of seafood, would you?
SoThatsWhatTheyreFor
Of course I do. Actually, the paella is a typical dish from Valencia, and the original paella valenciana doesn't carry any seafood. 1/2
SoThatsWhatTheyreFor
I can translate a recipe for you if interested 2/2
Taalen
Definitely. Feel free to message me (no rush though). Thanks :)
SoThatsWhatTheyreFor
You're welcome ;)
eleniki
not paella
gargamelinho
That is not paella, rice with a lot of stuff yes, but not paella
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congratufuckinglations
Do you? Apparently not
MrGambon1
Do you?
Demonizer013
I second gargamelinho. He knows his shit, take it from someone who's spanish
FoamingAvatarGuy
I have no idea what that is, but I'll take 5 please.
DoctorJungyBrongen
Yes. I know what a paella is. It is that thing that you eat with your mouth.
DancingOnMyOwnnnnn
RECIPE
20sidedhero
I want it in my mouth like the slut I am.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
And here I am, eating microwaved corndogs and a handful of chips.
RussellDunbar
Don't despair. Corndogs have their place in society, and should also be celebrated.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I just got off work, and really didn't feel like cooking shit. But hah, seeing that? Made them taste all the better.
RussellDunbar
I'm here to help. I'm always here to help.
YesImADogPerson
What is this?! You're offending my country!!(Spain)
b0rkb0rkb0rk
All I know is that looks delicious. Is there a significance to this dish?
SpokaneMuffinMaster
*shrug* probably just a familiar thing. It is a tasty Spanish rice dish, but it doesn't have a lot of overall significance.
masonicmasonry
Hey OP, can we hang out like once a year?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Reddit OP might as well be on the moon
kcloud
And bring your dad!
hellomoin
hey, wanna come tomorrow for our annual hangout? it was a really tasty day. see tomorrow.
youreathing
"THEY HAD PLANS? ...WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS PAELLA?"
tacocat
high 5!
Khenny92
THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF. YES.
Kakhtus
Freeze it. Serve it next Festivus.
jayneebutidontgotagun
oh my god, i totally read that in her voice
Khenny92
Me too!!
IratetheD
okay what is it idk what it is... please tell me
youreathing
Seinfeld reference. The Costanzas are mad that the Seinfelds won't come for dinner.
BoardCertifiedAnalrapist
What…is it?
SpokaneMuffinMaster
Spanish rice dish flavored with saffron.
shrugmeh
I don't know but it's beautiful.
goawaybird
Paella with hardboiled eggs? Never saw that.
evildeadtwo
yeah not very typical at all, murica.
goawaybird
Food is cultural
NSFWThatShit
Should be slices of lemon!
ILikeToSmellCuteGirlsFarts
Seeing a paella without slices of lemon and using peeled shrimp is making me terribly sad :(
funbelievabubble
That's because, as a Spaniard from Valencia (where paellas are from), this is NOT a paella.
lombarda
YES FOR RITA'S SAKE THIS IS NOT PAELLA.
rossymagic
Biryani on the other hand...
featheredmonkey
I know right?! My dad makes this once a year also, I'm gonna suggest the egg as well...let's see if it makes a difference.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Anything goes into a paella. It's literally a collection of scraps and leftovers traditionally, but you can make it any way you like
jackler85
They look very over cooked though.
IAmLobstronomous
it's delicious. you smoosh them into the rest of the food... mmmm eggy goodnes
HalloweenAintTillManana
You should be an egg salesman.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Oh no! The egg people have gotten to you, too!
fraxinusoleaceae
Feel like 6min-ish slightly soft eggs would be best. Little bit more to stir in.
BangForTheBuck
Also goes great with slices of avocado. We have something very similar in Trinidad called pelau
HockeyKong
isn't the recipe for Paella "Everything that's not too heavy and within arms reach"?
BootySlap
Read the title as "My father's awesome annual penis"
ThatsSoFetchhh
THIS is a "bad reply"??? I'm sorry but I was expecting much worse and then ended up trying to save your drowning ass with an upvote.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Was just thinking that. Never tried it with hard boiled eggs on it like that, could be good!
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Say hard boiled eggs one more time
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Hard boiled eggs.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Lightly fried fish filets
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Hahaha