May 28, 2024 7:40 PM
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IchabodCraneKick
Her safe word is pineapple juice.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
There is NOTHING worse than being arrested by an officer who doesn't make potato salad.
TheSoapyJoo
If it was a man yall would be pissing and moaning about it.
BansheeLabs
stonecoldstevebuschemi
enkrypt3d
and then they fuct
daranthered
I feel like this isn't her first time being arrested.
Maultasche
fartharder
Smooth criminal
BobAllen2004
nachosyndicate
Shooting your dumpster fire shot.
RabeMeansRaven
Can you make potato salad?
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
I'm a little high rn. And this is not making sense.
Schlagerfuzzi
isn't that the annoying one from NOFX's "backstage passport 2" ?? from 0:50 on https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ZNIx6i0xF0Q
Nnoodles
"Pineapple juice!"
WhitePoetWarlord
Cringe.
WienerBeener
Oh go write a poem about it.
SomaliYachtClub
I love the use of "Careless Whisper" needle drops.
one question: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-maximum-height-a-simple-kite-can-reach
JoeMangoJello
That might be my favorite chat up line, "can you make potato salad?".
warpfactor1
Sounds like they're making potato salad ➡️🏃That's not potato salad ⬅️🏃
TheRicM
Everything she says is like an Uno reverse card lol
GiantSquanchy
You miss every shot you don't take, but also take a hint jeez
Magpiebones
I think she's under an influence of something.
LitterBoxKing
She left nothing in the tank.
frenofafren
I can make potato salad. Jus' sayin'.
usingYourMomAsAHat
I can make word salad *wink wink*
gtollie
I can make potato salad and post bail ..
Cozysockdrawer
Somehow this feels like a D&D session
Sayagain
That's a lot of nat 1s in a row
ywmqm
When the bard gets arrested
GWJYonder
And then rolls terribly 10 times in a row. "Ok bard, your turn again.""I'm gonna make a--""A seduction attempt, yeah, we know."
karlostroski
“Together?” “No”
idontcareifthesundontshine
That the bit that killed me 😁
dough4you
I spat out my food when I heard that..
superman0000
I caught it when you spat it. Someone’s a smoker!
Seminole4ever
YouTube videos of drunks getting arrested are my current jam.
LaserDolphin
If you have Instagram you should check out sockpuppetmaster99. She animates the audio of drunken arrests and they are soooo funny!
ChristopherHallett
Fuck the police! No, not like THAT...
IchabodCraneKick
Her safe word is pineapple juice.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
There is NOTHING worse than being arrested by an officer who doesn't make potato salad.
TheSoapyJoo
If it was a man yall would be pissing and moaning about it.
BansheeLabs
stonecoldstevebuschemi
enkrypt3d
and then they fuct
daranthered
I feel like this isn't her first time being arrested.
Maultasche
fartharder
Smooth criminal
BobAllen2004
nachosyndicate
Shooting your dumpster fire shot.
RabeMeansRaven
Can you make potato salad?
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
I'm a little high rn. And this is not making sense.
Schlagerfuzzi
isn't that the annoying one from NOFX's "backstage passport 2" ?? from 0:50 on https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ZNIx6i0xF0Q
Nnoodles
"Pineapple juice!"
WhitePoetWarlord
Cringe.
WienerBeener
Oh go write a poem about it.
SomaliYachtClub
I love the use of "Careless Whisper" needle drops.
Schlagerfuzzi
one question: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-maximum-height-a-simple-kite-can-reach
JoeMangoJello
That might be my favorite chat up line, "can you make potato salad?".
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warpfactor1
Sounds like they're making potato salad ➡️🏃
That's not potato salad ⬅️🏃
TheRicM
Everything she says is like an Uno reverse card lol
GiantSquanchy
You miss every shot you don't take, but also take a hint jeez
Magpiebones
I think she's under an influence of something.
LitterBoxKing
She left nothing in the tank.
frenofafren
I can make potato salad. Jus' sayin'.
usingYourMomAsAHat
I can make word salad *wink wink*
gtollie
I can make potato salad and post bail ..
frenofafren
Cozysockdrawer
Somehow this feels like a D&D session
Sayagain
That's a lot of nat 1s in a row
ywmqm
When the bard gets arrested
GWJYonder
And then rolls terribly 10 times in a row. "Ok bard, your turn again."
"I'm gonna make a--"
"A seduction attempt, yeah, we know."
karlostroski
“Together?” “No”
idontcareifthesundontshine
That the bit that killed me 😁
dough4you
I spat out my food when I heard that..
superman0000
I caught it when you spat it. Someone’s a smoker!
Seminole4ever
YouTube videos of drunks getting arrested are my current jam.
LaserDolphin
If you have Instagram you should check out sockpuppetmaster99. She animates the audio of drunken arrests and they are soooo funny!
ChristopherHallett
Fuck the police! No, not like THAT...
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