I caught a hot dog last year in KC

Dec 30, 2016 4:55 PM

The launching pad - you can see the impressive puff of pure glory leaving the man filled weiner costume as it shoots out hot dogs at an impressive 2 links/minute..

I caught one, and thought it necessary to document a few photos. This is the packaging on arrival. It's bubble wrapped, foil wrapped (twice), and taped for an impressive seal.

This is all done for safety, obviously, no one wants to get pregnant at a baseball game. Plus I'd be consuming this thing so I wanted to make sure it was clean and clear of all diseases. In hindsight I did not inspect enough, tbh.

The launch was beautiful, the wrapping was impressive, but the unveiling was lacking. Did I expect fireworks and and a fly over? No. But this thing looks barely consumable. Upon edible inspection it was deemed safe for consumption but not desirable. Tasted as if it was wrapped three days prior with a cook period lasting no less than 2 hours.

All in all, it was a magical moment for me and that wiener. 8/10 would catch again, give to friend.

Thanks for listening.

Marked mature for blasting wieners.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Royals because that hotdog deserves nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tailgate in KC for the win, food inside was laughable in comparison

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tl;dr A heartwarming story about a man and his wiener.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The hero I need, thanks friend

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/A1BLS5s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much my exact response

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I just wait till between innings @ the K and go to the kiosks for food.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free is free, the tail gate in KC makes up for the lack luster weiner in the stadium though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We do have an amazing tail gate, for sure.

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