MRW my roomate is making dinner with his girlfriend in front of me.

Oct 5, 2015 8:42 PM

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MRW my roomate is making dinner with his girlfriend in front of me.

They met a few weeks ago and couldn't be happier, and I couldn't be happier for them. But they're just over there having a great time.
I haven't been in a relationship for 5 years but I seriously have been trying.

I need to change something. Probably me.

storytime

Order pizza and she will be undressing you with her eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just start throwing bits of food at them or get a squirt bottle.

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