When the only person to wish you a happy birthday is your car insurance rep.

Feb 12, 2018 1:01 AM

dirtyjack

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#anotheryearcloser #birthdayssuck

anotheryearcloser

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Happy Birthday Jack!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still get happy birthday emails from web forums I haven’t been a part of for a decade or more. It’s my yearly reminder to look at them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, good old live journal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't pretend to know how that feels. Sorry, I don't have family and friends that hate me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Do you need a friend? To make a comment like that you must be bitter, alone, or truly hurt. We can be friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I don't need more friends lol. I have plenty of them, and they remember my birthday.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Next year, plan something for your birthday. Doesn't have to be anything big, just pick something you wouldn't normally go and do. Think /1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

of it as your birthday gift to yourself. Invite a dozen or so of the people you despise the least. At least a couple will probably show /2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

up, and as long as they aren't complete tools, they'll probably wish you a happy birthday. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0