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Just like the last two I'll let Swype take it away
Devon
French
Gait
Backdrop
Hall
Luck
Haha
Lollipop
Fault
66th
Chekhov
Taco
Tube
Faux
Kazoo
Dribbled
Jacko
Lamb
Yahoo
Gwynne
thank
4th
Istanbul
Hancock
:-(
Hand
F favorite
Oahu
Haha
Jam
Judo
Twist
Judi
Ivey
Into
Utensil
Hank
And now the part where we let predictive text run rampant! Hello how are you off this week scheduled for the rest of the night since none of them removing it from th menu,
Dancing
Fascist
Half
Haha
Verizon
Fail
Hairdo
Udall
Isn't
Haskell
Back
awesomecat42
#13 Joke's on you little bitch it's actually mostly plasma.
GodApollo
Why am i in the dream of someone who is in a coma
BelaLugosisnotdead
I was told #10 as a safety suggestion when I started working in the oilfield. I said, “I might as well leave then. These gloves are dirty.”
kojenk
"One For My Baby."
AuraneWaters
James Breakwell is so full of it.
tenbigtoes
Of course I'm concerned
GregWhiteShark
You are not allowed to use my light switches.
musicninja985
It's called Trojan because the Trojan wall was impenetrable for the greeks until they resorted to deception to sneak into the castle. =p
MiguelCardoso808
I know what you are saying but.. It's a great metaphor for anal. Don't follow it up with Ajax.
L2Hiku
I was so caught up in enjoying this that when I got to the bottom & saw the comment section I said wtf I didnt click on anything.
L2Hiku
I completely forgot that all this was one post and thought I hit a picture by mistake while scrolling lol
koopaya
haha I don't blame you, this was a choice dump
onecowboytoo
#3 providing quality orgasms to women.
Tsurani499
That man personally designed that License plate, dont let him fool ya.
bloodrun
Several times I wanted to upvote, just realizing, I upvoted already. #gooddump
CommunCreator
#16. I would add nice/Nice and tangier/Tangier.
jherazob
#19 is Deadpool
Urgalicity
#43 "eat a dick" is an invitation, not an insult.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
What happened in 1812?
Urgalicity
#3 Speaking Chinese. I'll singlehandedly make half the world speechless.
slackboy722000
A Trojan lets you come inside.
ItsMyJobToDownvote
What is Hanzo main?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
A main in a game where a good player is defined by their ability to switch characters according to the situation and play all of them well.
koopaya
Hanzo = overwatch character. Main = the character you mainly play
WithPride
Overwatch game. It is someone who mainly plays a character called Hanzo online. What they are supposed to be called by that is unknown.
OtterlyMagnificent
Basically Hanzo is the character buttonmashing assholes use
trinabeana23
I had the same question as you & now I wonder if we both have same new question; I still don't get it, why is getting called this funny?
KoalasArentReal
Because some people take video games WAY too seriously
RonnieKielbasa
Sniper cat has seen some shit
xoverthirtyx
#2 I feel like we expect modern vets to super identify as vets for us which is interesting compared w WW2 vets who we see through the 1/
xoverthirtyx
lens of the soldier who made it home to carry on their lives. It’s like the old vets came home & started MCs & our vets come home & we 2/
xoverthirtyx
treat them/have a perception of them that’s completely different. Hard to put my finger on, any vets wanna chime in?3/3
TheUltimatePriest
how many cats have you pet?
klown98
Can someone explain #24 ? Its not making any sense to me lol
Puppydonk
skippythemarine
My friend didn't understand "Hanzo Main." Could someone explain it for her?
maninthedarkness
Refer to the highlighted portion....
chaoko99
People who play "Main"ly play Hanzo in Overwatch are generally insufferable weebs.
allhayl
I'm glad you asked. My friend doesn't understand, either.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Lets talk about the Trojan thing. The Trojan horse, while an important part of their history, does not represent the entirety of the /1
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Trojan empire. The condom is talking about the individual strength of each soldier as well as their strength as a unit. Not the horse /2
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
That they used to fucking obliterate Troy. 3/3
diregamer
Excludos
Wat? Who's above us may I ask?
diregamer
https://terrastendo.net/2014/05/13/no-humans-are-not-at-the-top-of-the-food-chain/ polar bears.
Excludos
Conclusion Overall global livestock production is proceeding at unsustainable levels, with no sign of slowing down
Excludos
That one had nothing to do with actual food chain. Humans are on top because we can (and have) at any moment kill any other animal for food
Excludos
Using tools to do so is not "against nature". We invented the use of tools, and we are animals.
goflyblind
#10 but... but i wouldn't put my dick in nachos.
fencer1964
But you *could.*
maninthedarkness
I would, but then the customers would complain about employees sticking their dicks in the nachos. But I would.
DarkWolfPL
EyeFarted
coward
Clouden
Not with this attitude...
Trapphus
In the hands of newborns?
Insomnia297
YoU wouldn't put your dick in a bag - You wouldn't put your dick in a car - So why put your dick in a DVD?
theluckyking
Boy have I got news for you
jennytornado
Wouldn't you though?
tsisler
As long as it’s not spicy nachos you should be fine
NoForethought
prude.
iHaveAlotOfFolders
you wouldn’t, now?
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
I feel like theres some places where couldn't is more accurate than wouldn't.
Higure
#5
just4thelolz
Oh good, it's already here.
KingXBailey
johnnydarkside
Poor Hans.
Bunsen
I was already whistling the music.
maninthedarkness
And that's what you get for not wearing a safety helmet.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Staplerfahrer Klaus! Source: https://youtu.be/4DILjd69C0o 10 minutes of literally not safe for work comedy with a morale.
oggta
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Hutchy01
I've never seen something that looks simultaneously like something they'd watch on MST3K and a Host Segment before.
MMAgCh
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
Omg I actually watched this at my previous job in a warehouse lmao
citythatday
Same here! Made all the guys watch it for forklift certification, and again for laughs for OSHA training.