Another steaming pile of me trying to free up space on my phone

Sep 1, 2018 2:24 PM

cronostrike

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Just like the last two I'll let Swype take it away

Devon

French

Gait

Backdrop

Hall

Luck

Haha

Lollipop

Fault

66th

Chekhov

Taco

Tube

Faux

Kazoo

Dribbled

Jacko

Lamb

Yahoo

Gwynne

thank

4th

Istanbul

Hancock

:-(

Hand

F favorite

Oahu

Haha

Jam

Judo

Twist

Judi

Ivey

Into

Utensil

Hank

And now the part where we let predictive text run rampant! Hello how are you off this week scheduled for the rest of the night since none of them removing it from th menu,

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Half

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Verizon

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#13 Joke's on you little bitch it's actually mostly plasma.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why am i in the dream of someone who is in a coma

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was told #10 as a safety suggestion when I started working in the oilfield. I said, “I might as well leave then. These gloves are dirty.”

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"One For My Baby."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

James Breakwell is so full of it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Of course I'm concerned

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You are not allowed to use my light switches.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called Trojan because the Trojan wall was impenetrable for the greeks until they resorted to deception to sneak into the castle. =p

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know what you are saying but.. It's a great metaphor for anal. Don't follow it up with Ajax.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was so caught up in enjoying this that when I got to the bottom & saw the comment section I said wtf I didnt click on anything.

8 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 1

I completely forgot that all this was one post and thought I hit a picture by mistake while scrolling lol

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

haha I don't blame you, this was a choice dump

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 providing quality orgasms to women.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That man personally designed that License plate, dont let him fool ya.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Several times I wanted to upvote, just realizing, I upvoted already. #gooddump

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

#16. I would add nice/Nice and tangier/Tangier.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 is Deadpool

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#43 "eat a dick" is an invitation, not an insult.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened in 1812?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Speaking Chinese. I'll singlehandedly make half the world speechless.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Trojan lets you come inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is Hanzo main?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

A main in a game where a good player is defined by their ability to switch characters according to the situation and play all of them well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hanzo = overwatch character. Main = the character you mainly play

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Overwatch game. It is someone who mainly plays a character called Hanzo online. What they are supposed to be called by that is unknown.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Basically Hanzo is the character buttonmashing assholes use

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had the same question as you & now I wonder if we both have same new question; I still don't get it, why is getting called this funny?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because some people take video games WAY too seriously

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sniper cat has seen some shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 I feel like we expect modern vets to super identify as vets for us which is interesting compared w WW2 vets who we see through the 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lens of the soldier who made it home to carry on their lives. It’s like the old vets came home & started MCs & our vets come home & we 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

treat them/have a perception of them that’s completely different. Hard to put my finger on, any vets wanna chime in?3/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how many cats have you pet?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain #24 ? Its not making any sense to me lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are security enhanced tabs, you can only mail order those.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend didn't understand "Hanzo Main." Could someone explain it for her?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Refer to the highlighted portion....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

People who play "Main"ly play Hanzo in Overwatch are generally insufferable weebs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you asked. My friend doesn't understand, either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lets talk about the Trojan thing. The Trojan horse, while an important part of their history, does not represent the entirety of the /1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trojan empire. The condom is talking about the individual strength of each soldier as well as their strength as a unit. Not the horse /2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That they used to fucking obliterate Troy. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are not at the top of the food chain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wat? Who's above us may I ask?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Conclusion Overall global livestock production is proceeding at unsustainable levels, with no sign of slowing down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one had nothing to do with actual food chain. Humans are on top because we can (and have) at any moment kill any other animal for food

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using tools to do so is not "against nature". We invented the use of tools, and we are animals.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 but... but i wouldn't put my dick in nachos.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

But you *could.*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would, but then the customers would complain about employees sticking their dicks in the nachos. But I would.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

coward

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with this attitude...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the hands of newborns?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YoU wouldn't put your dick in a bag - You wouldn't put your dick in a car - So why put your dick in a DVD?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy have I got news for you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't you though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as it’s not spicy nachos you should be fine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

prude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you wouldn’t, now?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like theres some places where couldn't is more accurate than wouldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5

8 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

Oh good, it's already here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Poor Hans.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was already whistling the music.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that's what you get for not wearing a safety helmet.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Staplerfahrer Klaus! Source: https://youtu.be/4DILjd69C0o 10 minutes of literally not safe for work comedy with a morale.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen something that looks simultaneously like something they'd watch on MST3K and a Host Segment before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Omg I actually watched this at my previous job in a warehouse lmao

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here! Made all the guys watch it for forklift certification, and again for laughs for OSHA training.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0