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Celebrate Freedom
Jul 3, 2013 10:53 AM
breadedfishstrip
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bringbakfirefly
Read the small print: Go the fuck home. Nobody wants you here.
untzuntz
Talk about fun police...
Gr4ck3L
No more freedom fireworks for you, citizen.
sunnyrunner
No fun, whatsoever. Just stand there and be thankful we're allowing you to do so.
HardToScreamWithAThroatFullOfGlass
And this is why I'm going to the middle of no where..
Rodinou
haha murica doesn't do fun
Esparc
This is why I love tennessee and owning property... nobody can tell me what to do on my own fucking land. I could set it on fire if I wanted
fryingpas
1) You can still bring charcoal grills 2)They probably rent out a shelter and lose money if people bring their own 3)Public shootings (1/?)
maxhirez
Hmm...
Dabugar
No grills? no booze? not pets?.. I think I''ll just stay home.
LightStriker
Hey! You could hurt yourself and sue us for being a dumbfuck!
eriktheviking
That stinks man. So you are just allowed to show up, look at some things, and go home again ?
Eattheskunk
No fun. Absolutely ZERO fun. Fuck your freedom.
alibomber
having worked a fireworks show for eight years, our park has very similar rules and trust me, you need these in a crowd of 6000+
TheHornedKing
No Basketball or tennis once it becomes cool enough to play those things!
PaulIndrome
What. The. Shit. This is worse than Germany, and that's SAYING A LOT. oO
50YrDoctorWhoFanboy
False. You can drink beer in the park no worries and bands play music. Ironically there are no fun Nazis in Germany.
PaulIndrome
That's why I said "worse than Germany"... I think we have some pointless rules here but this is actually worse still... °O
DaddyThunder
I have to agree. Want to buy something in Germany on a Sunday? Ha. Fuck you
PaulIndrome
Nah. That's actually okay.
DaddyThunder
damn things have changed since I lived there, If you wanted anything (apart from cigarettes from a vending machine at the side of the road)