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Normally. An opossum with rabies is incredibly rare. Opossums typically have body temperatures around 94 degrees farenheit, making it extremely difficult for the rabies virus to survive within this particular mammal.
Most people think of Australia when they hear the word marsupial, but North America boasts one species -- the opossum. What does this mean? Well, several things, but the most associated fact is that opossum young are born "incomplete" and must complete the gestation period outside the mother's body within the safety of her pouch.
This is why, when opossums get hit, people may check the animal's pouch. Sometimes the babies remain unhurt and can be rescued. Many opossums you find in captivity are rescues who were retrieved from their mother's pouch.
Due to some kid's shows, some people are led to believe opossum tails are prehensile and used to hold/hang onto branches. Their tails are in fact used for balance. You may see a possum wrap their tail around a person's arm or a branch they're sitting on, but this is just for stability. An opossum cannot support their weight or the weight of other objects with their tails.
"Playing opossum" is not an evolutionary tactic used to confuse predators, as observed in other animal species. Unfortunately, opossums are very easily spooked and have a nasty habit of fainting when frightened. This is how many opossums get hit by cars. The roaring engines and large size of vehicles scare them to the point of fainting, poor things.
Does your local opossum have a bad case of the googly eyes? No, it's not a prank by some determined college student. Opossums, for SOME weird reason, evolves to store extra fat behind their eyes. If you see an opossum with weird eyes, it's not a symptom of sickeness; rather a symptom of obesity.
"But they can't use pencils," you protest. "But they can't hitchhike," you insist. "WE AND OUR APE BRETHREN ARE THE ONLY ONES," you proclaim. Well, you would be wrong. Your biology class LIED.
Touch your thumb to your other fingers. That is what it means to have opposable thumbs. And guess what? Our buddies the opossums have them, too.
Opossums are omnivores, and eat a variety of foods. This includes vegetation, pests, and snakes. Though opossums frighten some people, and may get hissy when approached, they are very helpful little critters when it comes to keeping their habitat healthy.
Hope you learned something new!
Edit: Most viral! Aw, thanks guys.
md8675309
We have a few next door that live under their deck. They’ve been there for years and nobody bothers them.
OopsImAPumpkin
They also eat ticks, the worst thing ever created.
ElectricFrog
For a second, I thought you really loved ticks and were angry at opossums for eating them...
IHuggedaCorgiToday
they also scream at their own ass
IamNICE124
God dammit I can’t stop saying the “O” in beginning of Opossum when I read this shit.. fuck the person who first named them.
fettbajs
13/10 would make pet
blueyedagger
As long as they stay away from my chickens and out of the trash, we can be peaceful neighbors. Otherwise we'll have to run them off.
possomqween
My user name is relevant! So proud of these Babs!
bxnutmeg
If you ever see an opossum dead by the side of the road and it's safe to do so, pull over and check for a pouch. When I lived upstate, 1.
bxnutmeg
2. I used to do this and did find stranded babies a few times that I took to a rehabilitator. They just stay in the pouch or cling to mom2/2
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Did you even bother to read the post before giving this advice?
CrimsonReaper1985
I’ll give it to you that they’re helpful lil critters but I still think they’re ugly as all unholy hell.
KitKateC
That's fair
MsHoneybadger
Babies are adorable though
FeminineBeeOnslaught
I got bit by a possum while drunk in Tennessee. I cherish that memory
Hyero
Those are fun memories to have. A moose once bit my sister.
traci4009
I’m sorry for your sister and op but this had me rolling
Hyero
I was actually just quoting Monty Python lol
fusedmedic77
I raised a couple of baby possums when I was a kid. Sweet loving little critters. They chirp when happy.
Bartacomus
When im scared i fall over and leak too
ihavethelowground
BOO!
BlunderbussVigilante
fainting_goat.gif
MothMonsterMan
konelhft
ThelmaTidwell
Thanks to childbirth, I don’t even have to be scared to leak! Just sneeze, cough, laugh, or walking near a bathroom triggers it.
shewfleck
Or lifting said child.
redfish225
R Kelly loves her.
Bartacomus
Im pretty sure Possums schmutz the poopoos and peepees out the same place.. can you top that?
trapdoorogre
Childhood trauma can also cause constant leaking but mostly of the eyes.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
I call the big one Bitey
beatlebugg413
They also have forked penises, another fact that shouldn't be left out.
Jesushotsaucechristmascake
How do we know opossums aren't capable of holding pencils, maybe they're hiding their true power
sevastra142
I want one even more now!! People think I’m weird when I say they are cute. *checks everyone on the side of the road for babies*
amop
Ok the ‘an’ threw me off. Are we pronouncing the o now? Why are we pronouncing the o now?
NickRivieraMD
pronunciation is regional
noctisumbra0
Because actual possums belong to a completely different superorder than opossums.
ElectricFrog
Possums were named after opossums. They use the same pronunciation.
noctisumbra0
No, they don't. The o in opossum is pronounced with an "uh" or "ah" sound. This is due to the fact that it was first spelled "apossum"
amop
Aww shit for real? Thanks for hittin me with some knowledge
KitKateC
Thanks you!
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Lol the googly eyes
soaksloginwood
They will eat chickens. I have seen one get in a henhouse and go crazy.
ElectricFrog
"Humans are the only animals that hunt when they aren't hungry!" -person that doesn't know about surplus killing/henhouse syndrome
WellWhyTheHeckNot
Reason 1 of 2 why they are "not welcome" on my farm.
AliBarber
Australian possums have prehensile tails so it could have got mixed up there. Also HOW FUCKING HUGE ARE OPOSSUMS?!
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
There was one under my deck the size of a corgi. Covered in moss and just HUGE.
MsHoneybadger
Large cat/small dog sized.
KitKateC
Think large house cat
ApplesdaKitty
fat large hissing angry house cat. yes my post has redundancy, but for good reason
streptovsky
Fat angry house cat.
Omnipotence0
I stopped my truck one time to let one cross the road because it was so big I was afraid it would damage my F-150. Had to be 40 pounds.
BklynPunisher
Seen around NYC people mistake them for rats, so you occasionally hear people say they saw rats the size of house cats.
Lanabear110
That first picture is either a really tiny hand, or a huge chonker opossum.
CouchCarrot
That first picture doesn't look right if that's what you're wondering. It's way too big.
TheCrankyCow
https://www.facebook.com/NBCSports/videos/298643684282576/ about that big.
AliBarber
That's about how big Australian possums get, not that bad
wheelow
That first pic up there, that dude is a god damn Hoss.
skythief24
AlphaQueueBeta
imakeurglassesfoggy
Let’s not forget that they scream at their own ass.
roxisasewingmachine
/a/mekHf2D
KitKateC
Of course, that is the most important opossum fact
jukkz
Darrions
They can get so big?! I misjudged possums
BigHatMatt
We used to feed some on our property, They can get pretty big.
Hyero
I had a mama opossum living outside of my window. She was larger than all of the neighborhood cats and some small dogs.
Justahumblecommentfarmer
christianbarnquilts8
Coexist
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
That's a rat
ninjaaron
No, it's a possum.
streptovsky
A cute one too
DerpyAisu
I like opossums they are cute little screechers
StarkRG
Possums (Australian marsupial that is unrelated to the North American variety) are far, FAR cuter.
DerpyAisu
That I'll totally agree with those little fluff balls are on the wrong continent
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
IGotTheMusicInMe425
smol screm
Lanabear110
He scream at own ass
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
kojenk
coffeepot583
Yoink
AimlessSavant
"Scream at own ass"
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Warmlight
I think they’re cute, too. But my wife thinks I’m crazy.
honeyboobees
Agreed. I’ll even say they’re waaay cuter than fucking sloths. Those mofos scare me with their predator eyes and creepy smile.
DillPixels
I even think they’re cuter than raccoons but most people I know would say I’m crazy.
honeyboobees
It think they’re neck to neck for me. They’re both cute in their own ways.
smuggledmuggle
So I read ‘opossums can’t carry BABIES’ and I wondered for about 3.2 seconds how they reproduce before I had enough sense to re-read it.
effinamazing
Same only I thought that their teeth makes it hard for them to carry babies in the mouth and the pic underneath shows how they do it instead
effinamazing
Re-reading things is smart
Conser1
While they're highly resistant to rabies (not immune to it), they do carry a whole host of other diseases.
ElectricFrog
Everything does. I mean, your skin is covered in Staph. right now. Yes, THAT Staph.
Conser1
Opposums carry the following: leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, 1/2
Conser1
2/2 trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease
ElectricFrog
Should I list all of the deadly diseases that humans carry and spread?
SilimSavertin
Do it, not just to scare this guy, just because I'm curious.
DocDar
they eat ticks too. so let em chill
gmpon3
How about tic tacs?
PearjuiceATX
Lots of ticks
thesiftersniffer
I read “ticks” as “dicks”, followed by a lot of weird emotions.
Funkapuss
wheelow
Daddy chill
mrcheese1
Best comment of the day my friend
keyonne
As long as they’re not in my attic or basement I’m fine with them.
BoxZ
A wild Opossum came up and sat on my lap once when I was sitting on the steps
anonnymoosecommenter
Lil tick Hoovers for sure. And the babies are so ugly they're adorable. They will fight you for cat food tho.
handbanana13
You eat ticks
wallschmall
Pfff... big deal so do I.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
So do I... eye for an eye.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndlsNoLongerAvailable
well they also eat kittens and chickens/eggs
nygreenguy
They are also a vector for chagas disease which kissing bugs spread. Boo.
Myballzzich
Yeah! Take that opossums.
waeraj
Out of context that sounds like the ramblings of a madman.
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
Thank you...I thought I was having a stroke.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Idk man chagas disease sounds pretty cool
LiswanS
I thought they were a reservoir, not the vector. Just had my final on Thursday on protozoan diseases, and Chagas was one of them.
nygreenguy
That probably the proper terminology. Thanks.
Slartibartfast75
Wait, I’m confused...are you saying the ticks carry the disease, or the possums?
LiswanS
The vector is Reduviig bug, the opossum is one of many reservoirs which can also be dogs, rodent, etc. Feces-born parasite is the cause
ilovedogknots
What
nygreenguy
They carry the deadly chagas disease which is spread by kissing bugs
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
What
Roune
DON’T KISS BUGS duh
TheComicBookDude
Kissing bugs carry harmful deseases and feed on opossum blood. The more opossum, the more chance you get bit by a bug carrying Chagas.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
What
Dekkonot
Okay what is Chagas
TheComicBookDude
Tropical disease transmitted by parasites. Many symptoms but in worst cases ends up in heart failure.
LiswanS
American Sleeping Sickness (trypanosomiasis). A kissing bug is just another name for the Reduviid bug
Dzwikey
Aside from my other string of comments, most warm blooded mammals are a vector to chagas, including dogs and armadillos as most likely-
Dzwikey
To be a vector along with the opossum.
Dzwikey
Well from what it looks like, the tradeoff is lyme disease (ticks) versus chagas. For the majority US and Canadian population chagas is -
JayEnfield
- likely to result in the amputation of the scrotum.
NoUseYourName9000
and reapplied to the infected area. Ones own pure scrotum excrete is the only cure for the localized infection.
Dzwikey
Seemingly less of a threat, so from that perspective opossums are a welcome part of urban and rural ecosystems. Admittedly less welcome-
Dzwikey
Ths further you travel towards mesoamerica.
wildebeestsarepeopletoo
I read they eat LOTS of ticks, more than most other animals.
petpet3d
More than chickens would?
Twistedpapperclip
I've never been on a farm with chickens and ticks. Chickens are insatiable.
yusra65
Yeah, it can be like 5000/day.
Santorrr
Wtf, Finland needs these
Gnoll
AND they transmit tick borne pathogens FAR less than other animals. So, like, all hail opossums.
HotshotRobot
Its 5000 a season. Eating 5,000 of just about anything you have to find in a day is pretty hard.
antarcticgecko
Rice is great if you want to eat 5000 of something.
HotshotRobot
I appreciate the Hedberg joke. But you don't have to hunt rice.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Holy fuck keep them alive KEEP THE OPPOSUMS ALIVE PLEASE
darksniperknight
Opposums should be the meat eaters mascot. Because they will destroy those evil ticks that can make a people allergic to meat.
darksniperknight
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/02/190224100433.htm
Tyreth
Can we import them to Sweden? Ticks are becoming quite an issue here
MisleadTruth
Something something close the border /s
HotshotRobot
5000 a season, not a day. Still pretty helpful, though.