Pick a card

May 1, 2022 11:14 PM

funkystay

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That guy just won a ton of games of solitaire

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My entire 30 years of work captured in one meme. Can't wait to see my retirement check!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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that could have been so much worse.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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When your elastic breaks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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"Now show your card to the audience, and then bury it back in the deck."

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pro warehouse here. I don't think that was the correct pallet type for that material.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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thats the ole "fuck i shoulda wrapped/secured this bitch" post finding out stance.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

memes always go nicely with sauce!

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I predicted it.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perfect ad placement for me:

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just drive the forklift forward. Problem solved.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"all things considered, that could've gone much worse"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not much to do, no way to stop it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when i see stuff like this I always wonder if I'm the only person that wraps or straps anything.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most accurate title ever

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Title really makes it, good job @op

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nonononono ohh that's kinda cool

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you know it's fucked and can't do shit to stop it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Task failed successfully

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Task failed successfully.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any card. And if you’re friends in need, I’ll make his penis hard (no, I won’t):

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude's contemplating getting in his car and just driving away forever

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "well fuck" pose

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I rolled 104 packs of bird suet off a pallet on Friday. Truck at the dock was lower than it should be creating a ramp w/ the dock plate.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't tilt the forks back. When I hit the angled dock plate the suet tilt forward and rolled. Easy pick up. I feel for this guy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched a guy do that with a bunk of 4'x8' sheets of panolam.

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Did it myself with a handcart full of 1u servers

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoa black Betty, panolam

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Saw it happen with a pallet of 1/4" steel sheets. Only they hit a guy in the leg and broke it in half.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I watched it happen too. Load wasn't unbalanced until the forklift braked too hard and it went. No one in the path lucky enough.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The steel sheets right...... it was the steel sheet that broke in half.....

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

ofuck

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well shoot.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "well fuck" hands on the hips is probably one of my favorite reactions of all time.

4 years ago | Likes 798 Dislikes 2

I hereby coin this "inverted surrender cobra"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp can't do anything about that. Resigned defeat

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least he got to enjoy watching it fall like a row of dominoes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Along with "defeat cobra."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I want to be mad...but it looks so cool."

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

“Harumph”

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Fun fact, that pose is called "arms akimbo"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Double teapot

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I always interpret it as "Oh you've got to be kidding me"

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It’s so universal lol

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

" how do I make this somebody else's problem?" -that guy probably

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

An SEP field can be run off a 9 volt battery. https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Somebody_Else%27s_Problem_Field

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks more like a “Well, poop.” My “Well, fuck” hands are usually waving around and throwing things

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Looks like my “goddamnit” hands.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's 'oh fuck', not 'well, fuck'.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same. I started saying poop when things weren't really big enough for a fuck. people chuckle at it all the time and go "did you say poop?"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Better than "fuckencuntofathingpieceofshit"

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