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When your ex girlfriend messages you at 11pm to "see how you've been", but really is just looking to brag about a new boyfriend.
Aug 28, 2015 3:27 AM
totallykyle
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When your ex girlfriend messages you at 11pm to "see how you've been", but really is just looking to brag about a new boyfriend.
twigoofacyah
don't respond to that shit, ex's are for business hours. They've lost after hours access
Kilo11
Why would you even message back?
ps238principal
Do people even put photos in wallets anymore? We have smartphones for this kind of annoying behavior.
totallykyle
i was virtually slapped in the face with links to pictures of him i didn't ask for, so the smart phone was more than enough haha
RelevantReference
Just respond "who is this?"
totallykyle
she suckered me in and asked like 5 or 6 questions about what i have been doing
totallykyle
then out of no where brought up how "Josh" must have fallen asleep because he was supposed to call her...
ExtinctasaurusRex
2/ You could even throw in a "I told him what a good lay she was." to make it extra amazing
ExtinctasaurusRex
"Nah sweetie, I told him what a cunt you were, he's probably out fucking your sister" would be my response.
totallykyle
can i hire you? that was beautiful