I eat mop.

Jun 26, 2026 9:48 PM

kenistod

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funny

We're all still 10 years old at heart!

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Like the tofu?

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MOOOOOO!

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They have definitive blind spots

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This is a much preferable brand of "person on the street" content than most other ones I've seen.

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If you go into a bathroom Russian and you come out Ukrainian, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotter

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"Knock knock"

"come in, it's open."

"..."

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

“Knock, knock”

“Someone’s in here.”

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*chainsaw noises*

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I have a knock knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Okay, knock knock."

"Whos there?"

"..."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why does she repeat what he says...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Standard form for a "knock knock" joke. They are a play on words

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a knock knock joke, that line is asking for clarification on the initial "name" given.

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Glasses with stickers on them? At night? Were they offered so the ladies faces would be hidden?

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Their future's so bright, they gotta wear shades.

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“I learned how it feels to make her laugh.”

Everyday goal.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The best part is he will eat her now

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite part is that he’s so over it, but he still comes over and plays along because she’s enjoying herself so much. Healthy relationship goals right there

1 month ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

He always does that! Then clutches his pearls and comes back for more. You should see her sleepwalking if you haven't already...

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She's a Canadian treasure

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Her joy is so fun to watch

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Shes got some wild sleepwalking videos.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whennn soul leaves bodyyy…… I do believe it’s true, that there are those that be eatin their poo….

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gods I love when she starts laughing while trying to get the joke said..

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

The 'how dare you' gets me every time.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long is she gonna keep the sticker on her sun glasses?

1 month ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Until she returns them to the shop

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She eats her poo. I'm not expecting great things from this one.

1 month ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

It's like that Key and Peele sketch where the guy is wearing a hat that still has the sweatshop worker attached to it somehow.

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Cut her some slack, she hasn’t been sober in like a week

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You mean the ones he gave them to wear?

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you just don't get it, DAD!

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Minnie Pearl approves

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Oh damn… time for my ibuprofen since I understood that

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