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Me
“He just left” and “that’s actually hilarious” some of my most used quotes. guys my coworker told me that he’s never met anybody who’s seen as many movies as I have and who quotes them so often and I feel like I haven’t even seen that many… I do quote though. That is a thing I do
Conventionally attractive. Autocorrect tried changing conventionally into convenia- I can’t possibly talk about it that much
names Bonnie
https://youtu.be/VGIjFBFae3Y?si=zMv4uxmqSc5MijLa
I made my computer background at work my baby monkey so I don’t go completely insane. And I printed him out and my coworkers put a mustache on him.
I LOVE GRAY CATS
Future tony award winning Joshua Henry intermission
I LOVE GRAY CATS
Bruce tax
Gertie tax
Nessie tax
anononanonanona
#3 This is why straight men can't have deep friendships
stonetemplefox05
Moist Louis really tickled me
lgkinasen
basil pesto pizza is an abomination. it is hubris manifest! when humanity is judged and all our sins are weighed, it is that damnably green fiasco that will doom us all to an infinite rerun of a single boring rerun of Wings!
OmnibusLatinName
"Too many movies." As if. That's how we used to meme. I was good at it too. I feel like I over specialized my character build.
BrockEffingSamson
#3 https://www.shakespearetavern.com/on-stage/archive/2025-2026-season/main-stage-special-event-like-lightning-by-ba-kunnemann-thursday-nights-in-february/
cyno01
#25 sorry dude, would have to be some bomb ass sandwiches to hit better than pizza after wedding drinking and dancing, not saying its not possible, but sandwiches also falls into even more pitfalls than pizza toppings, 40% turkey, 45% roast beef? All meatball? Dont care if its the best tuna melt in the world, thats not what im gonna want then. Second meal choice on the RSVP card to keep track of? Pizza is always gonna be a crowd pleaser, cheese, pepperoni, maybe veggie depending on crowd size.
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
I could go for a good thurpling
PixelSprite64
#1
cyno01
goflyblind
#1: you mean wald's gr textbook?
Pilgrymm
#14 When I was little (8ish) I thought "horny" meant you were a toad. Like a horny toad. So I was jumping around on the furniture in the living room yelling "I'm horny I'm horny!" And my dad heard and came in yelling for me to stop "for the love of god stop saying that!"
KiwiGameDev
#14 Exodia! Sodomize!
EroticZombiePants
#4 Yeah, they knew immediately.
3Davideo
#13 What in the unreadable color selection does that even SAY?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Normal white cis hetero adult Christian boy and a few other specific mainstream attributes. Plus the joke being that he is very specific but he is absolutely the average white dude.
PrecogFrogOnALog
#23 you will be able to eventually and it will make you sad
AnimalRescueGuy
Understood about half of these. Fortunately, I round up on all votes. +1
OmnibusLatinName
Sometimes I come to the comments to get contextual clues. Sometimes I get lucky and someone flat out asks and then, happy day, someone replies with a reasonable explanation. Learning a little every day.
Kunosart
Cleo
danat101
Hi Cleo!!!
TeddyBruhsvelt
#25 if they're not married yet then he's not your brother in law. The "in law" part of that phrase actually means something. Also if he's marrying your sister/brother it's kinda weird to call them "his fiancee" instead of "my sister/brother"
drbwaa
My wife's unmarried brother is my brother in law
TeddyBruhsvelt
Aight, maybe this comment was too pedantic. Fair enough, my bad 😅
copperdomebodhi
#28
2026: "I asked ChatGPT."
1996: "I read it on the internet."
Omicron416
1986: "I read it in the National Enquirer."
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
It all comes down to "I didn't verify a fucking thing." but now with the added benefit of wasting fucktons of resources.
RobBobertyYT
Pre-90s: my cousin told me...
hightechpirate
#32 I scanned the picture for Stan Lee for about 30 seconds before I realized it was the cat's name. Yes I'm stoned and that might be related
simplynottrying
He likes his cup
choppedliveraldente
I thought it said George Lucas because stan don't have moobs.
3Davideo
#30 Why would English class give you a god complex? It gave me an aneurysm from all the ass-pulls we were supposed to treat as legitimate.
CuntCrotchula
I wanted to fucking kill myself when we had to read the scarlet letter
3Davideo
My teacher insisted that the newborn baby was somehow capable of instinctually sensing who its biological father was. Meanwhile high schools have had to cut their blood typing labs because kids kept finding out they had blood types that they couldn't possibly have inherited from who they thought were their biological parents.
peridotstar
Boy what a crazy way to find that out! I never once thought of that
WebMaka
So you love gray kitties, eh?
danat101
Oh my GOD LOOK AT THEM!!!
WebMaka
The parents of the brood:
WebMaka
Have some peets.
bearstrap
BEEEEEANZZZZZ