It's my cakeday, so please enjoy the trashiest of dumps

Apr 17, 2019 10:34 AM

MarielleCandan

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So if you guys don't get it, I love raccoons, so here you get my collection. It's my first ever cakeday, so I wanted to celebrate my way, with the best animal ever, so enjoy the trash!

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They're all very cute but the chonk is too much.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

v has great meme potential

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trash pandas are my favorite. My husband says we can't have one, but I'm pretty sure one day soon I will help him see that's unreasonable.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This trashy dump made me lol. I do feel sorry for the racoons kept as pets and allowed to get so obese, though.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Best upvote gif ❤️

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Happy Cakeday. Oh i do hope the chubbies are put on diets!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Monkey software with cat hardware

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

A raccoon with the temperament of a capybara would be a dream pet for me.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Obediently taking turns accepting their handouts like it's Communion. "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The body of Christ." "Amen."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I will forever see that!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was the best dump I've seen in a while. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're welcome!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trash pandas are the best trash-related things

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I like this.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And I like you TrashPanda!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The downspout one makes me very very stressed.

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I've read the downspout one is ok. My new terror is the crane one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Based on the other replies, my fears have shifted...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I read that he's not actually going down the spout, but instead crawling into a hole under the roof of the house

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yep, it’s called a roof scupper. The hole is raccoon sized. It’s a hole in the parapet so the little guy was just getting on the roof.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/MuahtH4

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU I've been looking for this for a wEEK!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of trashpandas on the FP... gotta throw up the arms for the gimme's.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soon as I saw this post, I just knew this would pop up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Need to borrow this, fam. BRB

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're so expressive and smart, but they're also really round and have these creepy little graspy hands.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do they mate the cats

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of them are so fat!

7 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 1

Rotund.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh lawd he coonin'*

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wanted to feel bad for them, but at the same time I kept thinking, this will make me so much money in red dead

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We prefer nutritionally advantaged now.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Same

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chonk!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not the one getting in the rain pipe, that's for sure

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Over fed-they can say no thanks-guess fraud of crayfish shortages

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yes....not cool. some dick clearly did that to them on purpose ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW ARE THEY SOLID AND LIQUID AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the one when it bites a cats ear, the cat screams and it gives it a im sorry hug.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This really can’t be real animal

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need to see a cartoon love affair between a needy trash panda and sassy independent cat

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first rolling racoon and the ninja-cat racoon killed me ! Awesome dump !

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trash Panda!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think raccoons are cool AF. Then again I dont live in the US so never seen one. Just dont know why so many people hate on raccoons.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They r awesome-until they get mean

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're mostly seeing the best of them here. Far more often they are destructive and like to steal. Borderline pests sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'cause they tip over your trashcan, build a nest under your deck, then bark/hiss at you any time you try to use your back yard.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cool so like monkeys in South Africa. Gotcha ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some mega roundbois in here. Like little planetoids.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how many people have trash bois as pets? I didn't even think it was possible before I came to Imgur

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most if not all 'pet' raccoons are fosters, that wouldn't make it in the wild for a variety of reasons

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and nevertheless, when they get older they are *really* hard to keep. :-(

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's *possible*, but rarely a good idea. Besides them not being domesticated, they're essentially cats with hands.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Does gravity work extra hard on racoons?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One looked drunk or rabid

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if it's the warehouse, there was a booze spill and he was indeed drunk.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are adorable, thanks op.. though you did forget the most important of all, the cotton candy one

7 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Oh no, that's too sad. I can't handle that one. Not today.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same ! Way too sad !

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, how could I forget that one!

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Still, great job

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

/a/C5W0bc4 Here, so you still can enjoy it!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You're a beautiful soul, and I love you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0