Magicarp Nom Nom

Feb 3, 2026 9:16 PM

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5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They put hungry hungry hippos to shame.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those two peas on the rim.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uses suck, it's very effective.

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I had fantail goldfish I could feed by hand, but the last one passed away years ago. I wish I had room to keep comets or koi. They're really charismatic.

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We used to have fish when I was a kid. We loved all of them.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is indeed top level Nom Nom

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Marp. Half man, half carp

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks kinda like the shit at the bottom of my sink after doing the dishes.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they live in such a small space? :/

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West Side Connection

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I like your dog

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I knew someone that had this one big fish in a coffin size fish tank.
We went to the grocery store to buy frozen peas, bulk.
We had to be careful not to startle the fish because it could smash the glass while panicking.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, a coffin sized fish tank is pretty big.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 foot x 3 foot x 3 foot.
1/2 inch plate glass.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Do you think a 6 foot long tank is somehow...small, for an aquarium? I have a foot long dragon koi in a tank that's 4 feet long and while I'm trying to find a new home for her because I love her and can't care for her properly anymore, 2 extra feet on that thing would make it something like a 120 gallon tank.
They don't get much bigger than that without spending thousands of dollars.
As aquariums go, that's HUGE.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm just recalling the details of this tank.
He had two of them.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't have teeth, do they? I mean...

5 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

You mean, if you put cylinders in the aquarium?

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Goldfish and Koi fo have teeth, however they sre located at the back of their mouth and are somewhat flat (to crush food with), they even lose them and regrow new ones every so often :)

Do not put it inside. Fish will cromnch.

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Love this version just because he's trying so hard not to crack up at the end.

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That environment is much too small for them.

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Could be a temp tank for cold months. I've seen that before.

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Then I advise you never go to Japan.

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I think this is just for feeding them.

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Hey, I’m sorry for all the other people who jammed in here to get angry with you, that’s not deserved. I was just engaged in the visual mystery of what was happening, these morons went nuclear for no reason.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Connected to what? Look at the wide shot.

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Why would you transfer fish into another tank just to feed them?
It's incredibly stressful and when stressed, fish tend to stop eating so aquarists do not do that. You just feed them in the same tank they're in.

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It’s ok if they thought that pot connected to something else, I was just pointing out that I don’t see where it does. I don’t need anyone to feel bad.

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If they had eyes and say...any manner of critical thinking, they'd see it isn't.

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What did I just say? Ok? I know we’re all pissed off all the time but this doesn’t matter, it’s a fucking fish, ok?

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