Jun 14, 2022 5:14 PM
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UnRealPics
Funny but sadly true
MachinimaMachinima
This is why you bring a turkey drumstick into the trenches. Bad guys don't eat turkey in the middle of war, right? This guy must be friendly
kinetic88
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
He got to hang out with Jason Statham and did a funny. https://youtu.be/CVsExvmpK-w
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
I fucking love everything about this
onewomanriot
“I’m sorry officer, was I aggressive?!” Ha!
agentofmidgard
I love how everyone puckered their lips at the same time there
simonsaysabunchofstuff
I laugh at this every single time
SJBSavageInk
Omg I choked when he did the duck lips
NirvanaNik
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
v
SlimSam
I just love Godfrey! This dude legit asf! ??
Acronymicon
Is this the same guy that tells us what every black man should buy to end police shooting and killing black people?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Oh! So this is like a running gag, one of a series like this?
I count two so far…
archangelselect
ItsCaptain0bvious
eltrim
Well until the root of the problem is gone, if it helps keep them safer, it is a damn shame the extra steps they have to take to feel safe.
klaatubarada
Cop: "Looked like he was holding a glock to me, so I shot him 137 times because I feared for my life".
Ijustwantquiet
The narrator needs a Golden Globe.
thedudeman519
Glad Derek Zoolander is still getting work
mannycheeks420
Fu*%in legends.
xuumo
It would appear to be that simple.
InfocalypseRising
"he looks like a thug, but with that fuckin latte, look how safe he looks" killed me
xBoneDaddy
That dude does look harder than a coffin nail, though. +1 v
AndImRonBurgundy
Oh gosh that is a great saying
ViscousCousCous
Upvoting your upvote, you classy imgurian! It's a marvelous saying.
Harryteeters
"Cause when you do your lips like this..."
Shineupordown
This guys must be a Starbucks manager
putcleverusernamehere
"I'm sorry officer, was I aggressive?" (followed by lips) ?
EGifWrecker
Genius!!!
bubbawasmybestgoodfriend
modern (but in this case, deeply systemic) problems require modern solutions
Mack1986
Misora
Had a coworker who advocated getting your driver's license in a nice fitting church suit and leaving a teddy bear in your backseat. Takes
you immediately from thug to temporarily underdressed local business and family man if you're pulled over on the way to the gym.
that is...both really smart, and really sad it had to come to that
kevinBugWrecker
I laugh so hard every time I see this
TwoForSpookin
Funny but also sad
0053
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
do unmute
drunkloop
I mean if you can afford Starbucks, probably not about to mug someone regardless of race. It is sad that some perceive a larger effect tho.
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Shit man, that wasn’t meant for you. Sorry
All good mate.
5omeWhiteGuy
make it some Dunkin Donuts coffee. starbucks tastes like sour ass.... huh... maybe that helps the camouflage though
TAYLORSWlFT
You don't have to drink it. It doesn't even have to have liquid. It's just a cupouflage.
True. Just ask for an empty cup at Starbucks. FREE camo
TakeTheStairs
Starbs is definitely part of the camoflage here
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Exactly. No one is going to risk spilling their $8 coffee by messing with the cops
CaptSchmidtGaming
this is lightening in a bottle. so funny but man it prolly works because racism actually is that stupid
BlowjackHorsejob
It is actually that stupid, but I'm interested in the psychology behind it
johnnyhasadhd
Consumerism makes brain go "Thay have money and job, therefore won't rob me and isn't a criminal", made possible by potential $5 latte.
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
It's a coffee to go, not a coffee to loaf. As long as you appear to be moving to a destination, you're less sus.
Maybe, I was thinking it might have something to do with having your hands occupied in a ""non-threatening"" manner?
it has everything to do with coopting a piece of culture that is so subconsciously safe it permeates all angles
Sounds reasonable, too. Now occopy the other hand with a briefcase, add a headset on which you talk about spreadsheets and you're good.
KarateCanine
Hilarious, right up to the homophobia. Fuck sakes. Almost boys, almost.
CanUWalkToTheAmbulance
Come on Karate Canine, you’re better than this
Jawesome19
I know straight men who talk similarly so ya know, everyone's different
Hambonerhandy
You really gonna sit here and assume someone's sexuality because they have a speech disability??? Come on man. Do better. Educate yourself.
acuteavocado7
you really gonna sit here and assume people must have a speech disability if theyre gay? its a harmful stereotype. dont pretend.
quit dancing around the issue. it was a gay joke meant to make people feel bad through and through. period.
It doesn't work backwards like that dude. You missed your shot.
oh shit didnt realise people's basic human rights were based on a competition of who can make the most eloquent point. fuck off.
the fact of the matter is ur comment is incredibly homophobic and pretending the joke wasnt is just as harmful.
UnRealPics
Funny but sadly true
MachinimaMachinima
This is why you bring a turkey drumstick into the trenches. Bad guys don't eat turkey in the middle of war, right? This guy must be friendly
kinetic88
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
He got to hang out with Jason Statham and did a funny. https://youtu.be/CVsExvmpK-w
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
I fucking love everything about this
onewomanriot
“I’m sorry officer, was I aggressive?!” Ha!
agentofmidgard
I love how everyone puckered their lips at the same time there
simonsaysabunchofstuff
I laugh at this every single time
SJBSavageInk
Omg I choked when he did the duck lips
NirvanaNik
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
SlimSam
I just love Godfrey! This dude legit asf! ??
Acronymicon
Is this the same guy that tells us what every black man should buy to end police shooting and killing black people?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Oh! So this is like a running gag, one of a series like this?
Acronymicon
I count two so far…
archangelselect
ItsCaptain0bvious
eltrim
Well until the root of the problem is gone, if it helps keep them safer, it is a damn shame the extra steps they have to take to feel safe.
klaatubarada
Cop: "Looked like he was holding a glock to me, so I shot him 137 times because I feared for my life".
Ijustwantquiet
The narrator needs a Golden Globe.
thedudeman519
Glad Derek Zoolander is still getting work
mannycheeks420
Fu*%in legends.
xuumo
It would appear to be that simple.
InfocalypseRising
"he looks like a thug, but with that fuckin latte, look how safe he looks" killed me
xBoneDaddy
That dude does look harder than a coffin nail, though. +1
v
AndImRonBurgundy
Oh gosh that is a great saying
ViscousCousCous
Upvoting your upvote, you classy imgurian! It's a marvelous saying.
Harryteeters
"Cause when you do your lips like this..."
Shineupordown
This guys must be a Starbucks manager
putcleverusernamehere
"I'm sorry officer, was I aggressive?" (followed by lips) ?
EGifWrecker
Genius!!!
bubbawasmybestgoodfriend
modern (but in this case, deeply systemic) problems require modern solutions
Mack1986
Misora
Had a coworker who advocated getting your driver's license in a nice fitting church suit and leaving a teddy bear in your backseat. Takes
Misora
you immediately from thug to temporarily underdressed local business and family man if you're pulled over on the way to the gym.
bubbawasmybestgoodfriend
that is...both really smart, and really sad it had to come to that
kevinBugWrecker
I laugh so hard every time I see this
TwoForSpookin
Funny but also sad
0053
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
do unmute
drunkloop
I mean if you can afford Starbucks, probably not about to mug someone regardless of race. It is sad that some perceive a larger effect tho.
[deleted]
[deleted]
drunkloop
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TwoForSpookin
Shit man, that wasn’t meant for you. Sorry
drunkloop
All good mate.
5omeWhiteGuy
make it some Dunkin Donuts coffee. starbucks tastes like sour ass.... huh... maybe that helps the camouflage though
TAYLORSWlFT
You don't have to drink it. It doesn't even have to have liquid. It's just a cupouflage.
5omeWhiteGuy
True. Just ask for an empty cup at Starbucks. FREE camo
TakeTheStairs
Starbs is definitely part of the camoflage here
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Exactly. No one is going to risk spilling their $8 coffee by messing with the cops
CaptSchmidtGaming
this is lightening in a bottle. so funny but man it prolly works because racism actually is that stupid
BlowjackHorsejob
It is actually that stupid, but I'm interested in the psychology behind it
johnnyhasadhd
Consumerism makes brain go "Thay have money and job, therefore won't rob me and isn't a criminal", made possible by potential $5 latte.
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
It's a coffee to go, not a coffee to loaf. As long as you appear to be moving to a destination, you're less sus.
BlowjackHorsejob
Maybe, I was thinking it might have something to do with having your hands occupied in a ""non-threatening"" manner?
CaptSchmidtGaming
it has everything to do with coopting a piece of culture that is so subconsciously safe it permeates all angles
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
Sounds reasonable, too. Now occopy the other hand with a briefcase, add a headset on which you talk about spreadsheets and you're good.
KarateCanine
Hilarious, right up to the homophobia. Fuck sakes. Almost boys, almost.
CanUWalkToTheAmbulance
Come on Karate Canine, you’re better than this
Jawesome19
I know straight men who talk similarly so ya know, everyone's different
Hambonerhandy
You really gonna sit here and assume someone's sexuality because they have a speech disability??? Come on man. Do better. Educate yourself.
acuteavocado7
you really gonna sit here and assume people must have a speech disability if theyre gay? its a harmful stereotype. dont pretend.
acuteavocado7
quit dancing around the issue. it was a gay joke meant to make people feel bad through and through. period.
Hambonerhandy
It doesn't work backwards like that dude. You missed your shot.
acuteavocado7
oh shit didnt realise people's basic human rights were based on a competition of who can make the most eloquent point. fuck off.
acuteavocado7
the fact of the matter is ur comment is incredibly homophobic and pretending the joke wasnt is just as harmful.