Calling Vice City Retro Is Automatically Grand Theft Of My Memories

Mar 26, 2025 3:34 AM

OceansRust

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#retro #retrogaming #funny #awesome #humor

When your kids start marrying and having kids, thats a sign.

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"hey, when I am looking for sources to cite, is it okay if I use one that is kinda old? It is from the 1900s"

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Don't hurt me like this.

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This is assault :(

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Perhaps we no longer feel the passage of time so much because we're stagnating as a culture.

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Missed opportunity not ending with "wasted"

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Infinity War is almost 7 years old at this point.

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Apollo 13, the movie, was released 25 years after the mission it depicted. That movie was released almost 30 years ago.

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Back to the future now completely plays in the past

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You look here, you liar …
They will fix that clock tower!
In Time!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The NA launch of the N64 console (Sep 1996) is further away from us in time now (28 years, 6 months ago) than its launch was from the Apollo 11 Moon Landing (July 1969) (27 years, 2 months before N64 NA launch).

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love experiencing it all.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I went to a "Video Game Musem" display at the science museum near me and they had Nintendo and Super Nintendo and various arcades on display. I left saying to myself, "I'm not THAT old, time just moves faster in the video game world" lol

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

How many years go by before a thing is officially 'retro'. And how does 'retro' differ from 'collectable' or 'antique'?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 generations I believe.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also I believe retro means that it is starting to come back a bit in style.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doom II and Elder Scrolls: Arena are soon to be closer in time to the assassination of JFK than to our time.

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There are people with Bachelor's degrees who weren't alive when 9/11 happened

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Psychic damage.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a 1996 magazine celebrating 30 years of Star Trek. It felt like ancient history at that point and the exiting new show was Voyager. Well, next year that magazine will also be 30 years old.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

September 8th, 2026: Star Trek's 60th Anniversary.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 years oldception

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, San andreas was the best so far

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was a simpler time, when all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some missions were painful. I had to do them felt like 100 times.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 23 years old now. This video it a year old. It's so retro.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a millennial I do find the year gaps a bit jarring. But also: is it just me or do the culture gaps between the periods not feel that significant?

2008 to today definitely has a lot of changes, but at least to my assessment that 17 year gap feels less significant than even the 10 year gap from 1998 to 2008. Again the changes from 2008 to today are real, but I just feel like the cultural shifts aren't as major between decades as they were in the 70s through to 2000.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

2001-2008 undid a lot of progress in the US, just like 2017-2020 did, and 2025-? will do

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I think about the 70s/80s/90s, it feels like there were discreet jumps. You had a thing, then you got a new one and put the old one aside and it becomes a relic. But around 2005, it feels like we changed to a state of constant improvement. You have a ps3, which came out in 2007, but was last updated this month

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you're right. Going from the 80s (home computers and video game consoles were new) to the 90s (Internet/world wide web kicks off) to the 00s (broadband, cell phones become ubiquitous) was a huge change, compared to technology changes in many earlier decades, especially with information sharing. 1998 to 2008 went from "cell phones are luxury items/computers are bulky" to "everyone has an Internet-connected computer in their pocket".

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There has been enough gap that some refer to games we had in the 90s and early 2000s, such as Half Life, as "Boomer Shooters" cuz Boomer equals anything perceived as old. Despite an actual Boomer shooter would be the Vietnam War

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Probably, the only thing I disagree with is the cultural shifts, they got even faster in my opinion, for example us old gen Z have very little in common with young gen z'ers, much less with Gen Alpha and probably even less so in the near future since 2024 is the start of gen beta.

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well 2008 had the financial crisis and the first iphone released in 2007. that time right there really marked a shift but yea it doesn't really feel that significant right now. we are in a weird spot right now of stagnation with little innovation due to people fucking things up more.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, sorry. The years you experience during your youth always feel more significant and impactful and after that you stop paying attention to the changes and somehow think "not much happened".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel the same way. But that might just be our age and experience. The older I get the every change feels less significant because you're kind off hardened I guess. Also, As I get older I no longer follow up on all the trends but just live my life like I learned to do it back when. Something to consider, the first smartphone (iPhone 1) came out in 2007. The current omnipresence of smartphones has definitely changed our lives forever.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This hits particularly hard, because I played the original GTA (top down version) when it first came out... 😂 I'm old!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhhhh but "retro" means "made in an older style but is actually newer". If it's an original it's not "retro", but it *can* be "classic".

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

* walks quietly into the sea *

1 year ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

No no no, you must not go gentlenight, you walk out screaming, or, at least gently sobbing in a gen x sort of way

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.... * follows *

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

“Come back!
We walk hand in hand together!”

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's ever worse that the 360/Wii/PS3 are now Retro..

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Right. The Xbox 360 will be 20 years old this November.

When the PS2 launched, people already considered the SNES to be retro, but gap between the SNES & PS2 system releases was 9 years & 3 months. We are roughly twice as far from the PS3's launch as the PS2 was from the SNES.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 Generations, that's the rule for Retro.

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Considering the popularity of PS1 and sometimes PS2 aesthetics atm, I'd say it's 3. The world isn't ready for 2007 to be retro yet. It's still just old.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been two for decades, NES was Retro during N64, SNES during GC.
The 360 came out in 2005, WII and PS3 in 2006. They are two gens ago so fall under retro.. people already talk about the Wii as if it's retro.. and that terrifies me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if it makes you feel any better, it's likely that in 3 months the Switch 2 will launch, making the Wii U retro.

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That's not necessarily true; the only people not ready to acknowledge 2007 as "retro" are Millennials who are upset by the idea that they're getting old & no longer the primary demographic for PG-13 content. Gen Z and Gen Alpha both consider games & movies released back then to be retro, and most games from back then absolutely have aged fairly poorly compared in both graphics and gameplay standards.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll acknowledge it as outdated. Retro is when it becomes "in" again. I think that hasn't happened yet.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh.. oh no.. my favorite game...

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I spent all my allowance on the coin op version of this.

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Ok, well, just wanting to hear audio on that let me down an emulator rabbit hole. Now I just blew like 20 minutes playing old Atari games at work. Good thing break starts today.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah, Joust. It's been a while.

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Nothing beat getting that stupid bird to go about Mach 2 around the screen and then die by one pixel to your buddy that just bounced up and down.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your buddy knew how to make his bird fly backwards, which made them nearly invincible.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very true!

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In color? Aren't we fancy!

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I loved joust!

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Yeeeaaaah, good ol joust

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The original flappy bird

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So many quarters spent in the 7/11.

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That 70s show was released in 1998, set in 1976. Of a similar gap were done today, it would be That 00s Show, set in 2003.

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Isn't that the porn parody?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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With all due respect...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop stop he’s already dead.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me what you thought about when you were gone and so alone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red would still be putting boots in people’s asses.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There's a follow up in which the kids are parents now, it's that 90's show. It's from 2023....

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... Mr Stark, i don't feel so good

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn’t come here to feel sad.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That wasn't a very nice thing to say

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Happy Days was a 70s show set in the 50s.

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Shut your mouth.

1 year ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

omg no thanks : heelys, chains on every pair of jeans spiky hair and stickers

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... they did do that. Has no one seen That 90's Show?

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Sooo... it ist... not... set in 2003...

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No because it was pretty bad, lol

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I liked the second season much better than the first.

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What is it that while we had a massive technologic advancement, I don't really feel like the cultural / fashion difference is all that big. There were some differences like ripped clothing and stuff, but somehow I feel like 2003 is kinda similar to now besides the big tech difference. Is that just me?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take your medication.

The clothes made now won’t last a season they’re garbage- there’s a non-fun fact

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2003 was pre-smartphone era. Apple introduced the first all-screen smartphone in 2007. I think these devices changed the world a tad bit

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There were still rock bands. Let me explain, so at some point a few years ago I was looking at what kinds of bands some rock festivals were having these days. They're not rock festivals anymore. Most artists they have now are pop and rap, maybe possibly a metal band or 2. BaCk In My DaY rock festivals had rock bands, and maybe a couple metal bands. I don't recognise the festivals I went to back in the 2000's. Well, I still go to one, but it's a metal festival, and it's changed a bit too.

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