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I decided when I became a parent that I would always answer my kids' questions, no matter how tricky or uncomfortable. I love that they are confident asking me about embarrassing things, but dang . . . it does make for some awkward moments!
laurenfirefairy
Good on you! Im trying to do the same its been a little awkward already and my oldest isnt a teen yet
RoboticMango
Super cool of you to be open with them. My parents were super religious so all questions I had to google lol.
cometitmakesyourteethturngreen
That's life! Thank you for being open about education
FrecklesIRL
Bless you. Any questions ever asked my folks were either ignored or met with judgement.
Captain77
I asked my dad "Did your dick get hard?" When I first learned about sex. He was embarrassed but answered me and I knew I could ask anything.
Captain77
I was also at his house for my first period. He was so great and got me everything I needed. Only comment, "God you make me feel old" I laug
thatssooopineapples
My teenager recently added me what bukkake was. She could have googled it. Preferred to ask me.
4noku
My mum's always been very good at answering awkward questions nobody asked.
Kyshho
I will live for awkward questions when im a parent
Bigbadtacomuncher
Nice! I never really had this with my parents, I mostly got sarcastic or snarky answers so I just stopped asking questions.
largebTraveler
So sorry to read that :/ Hang tough.
seansuaves
Mom, whats bukkake? (For real)
HerpestonMcDerping
A kind of cake. Like a creampie but different.
mustbethedragon
My nightmare
thatssooopineapples
Mine asked the same thing!
kalamariner
My son on the spectrum doesn't know which questions are awkward. Good for him.
alaest0r
People who don't know what questions are awkward are my favorite kind of people.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
I remember asking a friend "you've had sex right?" Out of the blue with a friend in collage. She blinked at me. I was wanting help for an1/2
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Essay and I was very much a virgin so I was looking for some perspective. Guess I could have gradually worked up to that question....
Rainbow8008
I love this because I am just as awkward.
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Good for you! That type of open communication, specially with teens, is difficult to establish.
cre8majic
It can only come from a lifetime of building trust with them. Too late to start when they're teens!
isetprettygirlsonfire
I'm same with my son, I'm the one he comes to with all the awkward questions he doesn't want to ask mom.
WoefulWombat
Meanwhile I'm too embarrassed to even ask google about my awkward questions. I don't trust the machines.
mustbethedragon
Urban Dictionary is my BFF.
isetprettygirlsonfire
According to Urban Dictionary, that means it's your Big Fat Fuck
largebTraveler
Awww, Come on the urban dictionary has more meanings than that!
redandwhitestuffedtoymonkey
I can only hope my kids are comfortable asking us anything, my parents never let my siblings and I have those opportunities
largebTraveler
That sucks. Hope you are doing alright inspire of this ???
redandwhitestuffedtoymonkey
I am thank you. Loving husband, 2 beautiful children, wonderful careers, live in New Zealand..what else could I ask for?
largebTraveler
That sounds wonderful. You are truly blessed. ???
redandwhitestuffedtoymonkey
Thank you, you are very kind. I hope all is well with you and your family
largebTraveler
Yes, all is well with me and my family. Thank you abd have a wonderful day
PoppaBigBear
Whatever you do, do not tell anyone what they tell you.
LittleMule
I cannot agree with this enough. So important.
SirDalud
Better than my parents. Girls were a taboo, feelings were a taboo, money was a taboo... I'm having real fucking difficulties here.
largebTraveler
It’ll be OK. You’ll find strength in your journey w/out them. Dang, don’t I sound like new wave hippyish, >
largebTraveler
But I I have found it to be true in my own areas of life
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
That's crappy. We're here to answers questions now. Also, the internet is amazing.
periwinklepanda
Looking forward to this when my kids are older. Very open at my house and try to have nothing taboo. My kids aren't even 10 yet but they /1
periwinklepanda
ask great questions.
largebTraveler
I feel you
StuckInBetweeen
Nothing huh. What if he asked you guys your favorite position?
periwinklepanda
Also, I said *try to have nothing* that doesn't mean everything is on the table. Some things take time to discuss and they need to mature/1
periwinklepanda
before they can fully understand some things, like puberty and hormones for example. I can't fully explain how hormones will make them /2
periwinklepanda
feel, it's something they have to experience for themselves.
mustbethedragon
I would choke, crack a joke about them asking, and if they stick to the question, I'd answer.
periwinklepanda
Eh, I'd ask if they really wanted to know first. Knowing my kids they wouldn't, they'd ask to be funny. But I'd tell them if they really /1
periwinklepanda
wanted to know. *shrug*
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Mommy why do boy elves have smaller peepees than girl elves?
alaest0r
Subtilico
Otherwise they wouldn't fit in them silly.
meadowmeal
Tired enough to have interpreted this as the female elves climbing into the males' members. Quite a visual. "Thanks."
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
K thanks mom. *runs off with arms outstretched making air plane noises”
MementoMili
Honestly, I wish I could ask the dumb, awkward and weird questions from my parents. Sometimes it's weirder to experience them.
cre8majic
It's a sign that they trust you--you did a good job!
bouncebounceandtheclaw
I feel the same! I’m mom & my 14 y/o son asks me all types of questions. I do my best to answer them after researching!
DarkerSavant
The trick is only answer what they ask and not one iota more No need to bring out the full birds and bees just because they ask about babies
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Can we ask you uncomfortable questions?
mustbethedragon
Um . . . yes?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Is Donal Trump our thickest president?
Trickky
>:-(
alaest0r
As in, density of skull; sure.
analnipple666
*thiccest
Slorpthegillman
RevolutionOnHerLips
Go to your room.
Spuduck
Im also proud and overwhelmed
Fyreworx
It's great when they're able to ask you the questions you never could of your parents. Means you're doing it right.
fbutt09
When kids ask the money awkward questions, dad’s being like
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fbutt09
Mommy*
mustbethedragon
That's exactly why I do this. I couldn't ask any real questions as a kid.
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
Thank you. As someone who came from parents I couldn't talk to.... It would've meant so much if I could have.
VVArgost
My mom and I have a very open relationship. We’ve talked about weird shit… and sometimes she doesn’t know the answer either, that’s okay too
dasklaus
*could have
Fyreworx
Ok.
CopaceticQuasar
The sentence is correct because it's "never could ask of" without the ask.
dasklaus
Hmmm. I didn't think of that.
JenAwesome
Can we be real talk for a minute. As someone who's been in a relationship for the last decade. Is this a real thing? Do people really eat
JenAwesome
Ass outside of porn?
mesa370
Yesp and it makes you feel empowered
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
Yes. It's real. It feels better than you think.
HarveyDentures
I think it's always been a thing. It's just now people are more comfortable admitting it and not caring about getting kink shamed.
JenAwesome
I literally never in my life heard of this till memes started being made about it! Learn something new every day!
Prolandox
Story time!
mustbethedragon
My daughter called me tonight for her BF to ask about his groin pain. She put him on the phone to tell me about it. I was dying.
Akurei00
I hope to have that openness with mine when they're older. Our medical questions get forwarded to my wife, a nurse. My response is "doctor".
fbutt09
You sound like the “oracle”, the wise old mama that everyone is comfortable around and trusts
Alexoyeah
Damn, that's even a step beyond. Not even your teen. Props.
BeaveIt2Leaver
That really seems like the best kind of parenting. @op's parenting is expanding, like a nuclear explosion, loving everything in it's radius.
Infinias
They radiate all around...
Sparrowcide
I really love this comment
mustbethedragon
Me too. It made my heart happy.
homoneurotic
What was wrong with him? Hope it wasn't serious
Koshka89
Tbh? If teen guy probably A) rubbed one too many out, or B) blueballed himself and then sat funny.
Koshka89
All kinds of shit can give groin pain in adolescence tho.
everythingthatglitters
I mean, my first thought was sport, but I was never a teenage boy. I will have one in 10 years though, I should probably prepare myself.
notanoldbitterbetty
Especially if he participates in sports or physical activity
llAlmasyll
Examples?
mustbethedragon
Tonight's was a medical question about my daughter's BF's groin pain. Yay. Also fun was "what's two girls one cup?"
SirRichfield
2G1C is a rite of passage, as are goatse and the one with the jar. Should prepare you for most of what the internet has to offer these days.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Not enough beheading /s
tyranthraxus
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RevolutionOnHerLips
You mean ?????❤️??
Inmate45
Two girls one cup is still a thing?! :S.
SirRichfield
ChelVanin
My mother laughed at me when I started getting armpit hair, and I was careful to never share anything remotely personal ever again. =/
HerpestonMcDerping
I was made fun of by my family for having wet dreams.
DanFendi
"Why don't you ever talk to us?" "Dad, I want you to think back across my entire life at every time you used the word 'insolent' and see
DanFendi
if you can spot the pattern emerging."
ChelVanin
I would have gone to my girlfriend’s mom for questions too.
Inmate45
I asked my dad if it was normal to have shoulder hair. He responded 'No. You don't, do ya?!' Never took my shirt off around folks again.
jchawks08
Low self esteem much? Jesus this is next level
ILoveSpicyPeople
I bet you have beautiful shoulders!
WoefulWombat
If it makes you feel better; I'm a fat, short sighted, woman that could cosplay as sasquatch with minimal effort.
jchawks08
Pics or it's not true
Boldeyes
There are dozens of us!
sheanar
If you put on a leather thong that would make you an Ewok. Don't limit yourself :D
minqapoc
That one made me laugh out loud. Scared my cat. Kudos to you!
PurrPaul
Well hello there!
mouseasw
General Kenobi
PurrPaul
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
arumanl1
I love shoulder hair on men
Redandpurpleunicorns
There are dozens of us, dozens!
toxcrusadr
This is a thing? I need proof.
PurrPaul
That's a first.
Akurei00
Then have I got some sexy shoulder pictures for you!
*Not actually going to send unsolicited shoulder pics
arumanl1
Oh please! I solicit ther
arumanl1
Thee
knowmynameyoudonot9000
Ewwwww!
ellei
Why ewww. It's only keratin growing out of your body to ensure good isolation of your man.
Rahava
Don't yuck other peoples yums. Kink shaming in 2021 is just sad.
knowmynameyoudonot9000
It's not kink shaming. Just because I don't like something does not mean I'm judging others. It's a statement about me.
PhloydPhan
'Mom, if you really love someone, is it alright to go ass-to-mouth?'
kingkongkeom
Ass-to-mouth on the first date can be fun, but it's not marriage material...
thepuppeteer777
Yes iylt's fine. can confirm
Sinia
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, ass-to-mouth is ok"
OutrageousHemmorhoid
If it is their ass and mouth, sure, son
Gremlynn4023
Just remember to use mouth wash
naturenick
As long as they don’t have COVID that should be fine
noReallyIamPrincessBob
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SirDalud
A lion does not care about what sheeps want.
atvcrash
Honey we just say that is turning two meat tubes into one.
fbutt09
SarcasticComment
Just make sure both of you shower before and after
attentivebooby
Love is unrelated to that probably, I would think more about hygiene and protection. Have fun kids!
wHatThEQuAk
Trust yes, live isnt!!!
MrJimmyRustles
Tongue spelunking in yo partner's bum can be magical, but not if you have a bunch of dingleberries. Clean yo asses, people!!!
IWasACatAllAlong
No shit, sherlock.
thereitis101
Literally what they’re saying
yeahhedugit
You're flexible.
AmotsEinhorc
DoTheChickenzHaveLargeTalons
"Its only smells" - Rocco Siffredi
JimmyTulip007
My man!! I love to see I am not the only one, educated in fine art of culture ??
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
PoopholeAintALoophole
An exception! She's built well deserved immunity!!
HopelessNecr0mantic
Always ask an expert.
KillerTofu69
The only way to taste their secrets...
OstinPower2020
Your secrets.
GroumphLePreux
From yesterday.
hootimcowlface
Taco flavoured kisses?
etherbunny41
Clean it first, unless you're into licking your own fudge off his stick.
thepuppeteer777
after a good shower
isvara
That's not ass to mouth, though, is it? That's ass to shower to mouth. Ass to shower to mouth is always okay.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
Does that mean all farm to table is really farm to hand to table?
AsAHistorian
I think they mean, clean your ass first.
McDerpNderp
I mean just keep some wet wipes handy, damn
kojenk
quicksilver1
Absolute madlad
NudistGhost
alaest0r
Are those actual subtitles?
kojenk
Night Shift Nurses gets off the rails very fast.
Zukavac
rtdivinity090
FreeSpankings
Giorgio Armani, akch my dad knows him
rtdivinity090
Yea boooooy I'm always hitting that one up not sure what your downvotesabout
FreeSpankings
Seen the remixes?
CrankyCook
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Not even in a moment of passion?
snooch2thegouch
Inmate45
Sometimes, in the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.
HyruleCucco
I fuckin knew it!
PeeStream
@PeeStream usually goes ass to mouth tho
JustTheCats
Oh grow up....
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Why? The horse I did that with enjoyed it.
isvara
Wait, how does that work? Did you get a blowjob from a horse?
bellowdeepinahorpse
neigh, think of the teeth man!
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I allegedly went ass-to-mouth with a horse.
nihiltres