Dark memes are my favorite

Feb 28, 2018 9:45 PM

ErikTheBrown

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FP Edit: holy shitsnacks, thanks for the upvotes everybody! But in all seriousness, please, if you struggle with depression or you know someone who might have suicidal thoughts, please don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention line. The number is in the comments below. All you Imgurians have a mediocre Thursday!

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You know, those people have it pretty tough too. I'd feed them pizza and doughnuts

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

We always gaze into that dark abyss. The sad thing, some people gaze so long they go numb, feeling as though nothing can pull them back.

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The problem is that the abyss is the only thing that is real. The rest of you live in a blissful state of delusion.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If everything besides the abyss is a delusion, then the abyss too, must be a delusion. So take heart! And get meaning from yourself.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just watched this last night. Lots of blood to clean up though

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dark jokes are like food in Africa...not everyone gets it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who doesn’t have suicidal thoughts, why would you call a suicide hotline if you’re committing suicide? It seems counterintuitive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people know it's not natural to be suicidal. Because somewhere, deep inside, they still hope someone will be able to help them.

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It's like when you're running a marathon and your muscles are aching and you feel like the finish line is moving away from you somehow. 1/3

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And you are SO tired and it would be so easy to just stop running, but you know you shouldn't give up. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So when someone on the sideline gives you a cheer, it helps a little bit to keep going just a little bit longer. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a month and a half into Prozac. Haven't had to call... yet. I've had several crises though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got put on hold for so long I gave up and took drugs. Worked out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you FUCKING blame them?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm at the point where I don't think I could kill myself, but wouldn't mind just dying. I wonder if my life even has (or ever had) meaning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I called and the lady told me everything in my life is messed up because I'm such a pushover....thanks...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Yeesh-- that's terrible! Let me know if you need someone; I'm no therapist, but I'm on Imgur sometimes. Sincerely hope things got better.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. My medication is kicking in now. I still have good days and bad days. My main obstacle lately is trying to get the dishes done...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having some one tell you one of the few reasons they haven't committed suicide is because you're in their life, heartbreaking & relief

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father in law tried to hang himself while I was working in the work shop.He calmly walked in stood on chair started tying rope to it ...

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I was busy with router so didnt hear him I turned around seeing him standing there with noose in his hand.I am a small woman and all I ..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could do was grab the rope and started screaming for help.my husband almost killed his dad - our kids was there.That was 2years ago still...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frightens me.Still not really over it dont think I will ever forget how he looked at that moment.

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They actually hung up on me when I called. They asked me how I felt and I said I don't know how to describe it. 1/2

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2/2 After that silence, they hung up on me. I was so shocked by that I just sat there, put the gun down and rethought my view of the world.

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1 more, Maybe the hotline works for some, but honestly I don't think anyone actually gives a shit whether we live or die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*meme

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

United States national suicide prevention lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

8 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 11

hey isn't that a logic song

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yup https://youtu.be/Kb24RrHIbFk actually increased calls to the suicide lifeline because of the name

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Or crisis text line if you don't feel comfortable over the phone: 741 741

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Hit us with a dump of them then you stingy rectum

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There is always something to live for ...

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"Well, I'm gonna have to wait for your body to wash ashore then..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a lot of misconceptions and truths here, and people have several types of experiences . I wish I had time to set the record straight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know someone who says that they called and they were told that they’d reached the end of their time after 25 minutes...is that ever true?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Captain?

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Well you can definitely tell who gets dark humor and those that don't by getting all serious in the comments section. ffs...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Crisis Text line is even harder to keep people talking. There is a lot of training that goes into it. (741741)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

911 dispatcher here. This is one of the most exhausting portions of my job. In my experience it usually takes 30 mins for help to arrive.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

After listening to someone pour their heart out for that long, you need a minute to get right with the world.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"help" as if they are going to help. They are just going to restrain you. Actually treating you? eh, you have to pay hundreds of dollars lel

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I got downvoted to oblivion for saying that something's wrong with a firefighter dropkicking and restraining a woman to stop her from jumpin

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therapists for years, and I still wish I had succeeded in killing myself. So basically, it was all a waste of my time and money. Thanks?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, and "treatment" does not equal "cure." I should know--I've been taking all sorts of unhelpful medications and seeing all sorts of

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Suicide prevention was part of the curriculum for Health Assessment course. Keeping them talking is not easy, especially about the positive

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Trump is president. All is good.

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Sometimes you have to crawl into their hole and drag them out. Its an all devouring darkness. Scary shit.

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Which is why it's so easy for the helpers to fall in too. Never be afraid to talk about it.

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I stayed on the phone with my friend from 10 pm to 3 am. That was in 2012. He's still here.

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That's why you don't talk about the positive. Positivity is obnoxious when you're in that state of mind, and will only push them away.

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/2 Remember, they called the hotline. They likely want to talk to someone that sounds like they actually care. Not talking about the ...

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/3 things they want to talk about is what drove them there in the first place: they feel like they can't connect with anyone in their life..

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/4 Which is why I think therapy and all that stuff is bogus. It enforces the status-quo, instead of actually listening to someone.

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1000sinth upvoter

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Step 1. You say, "We need to talk"

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*starts having Scrubs flashbacks*

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not sure why you got downvoted :/ i like that song

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He walks

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You say, "Sit down, it's just a talk"

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It's just a talk.

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It's because there is no positive in that dark place.

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Can confirm. Was once there.

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glad you made it through

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I disagree and I've been depressed before. It's not that there isn't positive. It just doesn't matter.

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“If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark that is all you will ever see.”

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Bitch I ain’t looking for the dark, the light burned out and I don’t have any spares

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

No need for name calling. They said "often" not "always".

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“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light” have that quote hangin on my wall

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Even in the darkest place, you can still help shine a light for those who need it. Still, i know what you mean.

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 7

“Even when the dark comes crashing through” v

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Green lanterns!

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I helped many people with their depression when I had it. I got through mine with a sense of humour. Thanks for helping the forgotten.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

You as well, fam.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I worked for a suicide hotline whilst I was at Uni. Never spoke once to a genuinely suicidal person. All prank calls and lonely old people.

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I got a lot of them. Most depressing job of my life.

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I hope I didn’t give the impression that those with only the occasional suicidal thought were unworthy of my attention.

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Frankly I’d have welcomed their call as a chance to use all the training I’d been given. Please call if you feel even the slightest need to.

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13 11 14 Lifeline Australia 24 hours, 7 days a week

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It's difficult to get yourself to get help when you've given up. Still, you were there for those who still had the will to try. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought about calling a suicide hotline just for someone to talk to when I was feeling depressed but I talked to mom and got a therapist.

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Did you tell the prank callers to kill themselves?

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I'm only commenting on the pranks, but that's pathetic. The old people, misusing it, but st least they sent doing it as a joke

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I didn’t mind the old people as they were always extremely polite. The pranks, however, were ghastly.

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A lifetime of ideation (40+yrs) and 3 serious and nearly successful attempts, and I’ve never called a crisis line

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It's because of this I don't want to call "There are way worse suicidal people than me...I'm just a bit suicidal"

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I can assure you that I’d have welcomed your call. Any operator would welcome the chance to chance to take your call. It’s why we’re there.

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Or passively suicidal. I have days where I'd be okay with an accident that killed me.

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I can relate to this so much. Sometimes when I get in my car, I consciously don't buckle up. "I don't want to kill myself. But if I get

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in an accident? I'd be okay with it. "

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do that too.

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I called once, and the girl on the other end was so ineffective that my getting pissed at her snapped me from the mood.

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Would that not mean she was effective though?

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Why does the term "Integer Underflow" come to mind...

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I like how you think.

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Then I'd say she was effective! Sorry to hear of your past troubles

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Not ineffective, but rather next level tactics.

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I was having a rough day the other day. Really teetering. I thought about calling the hotline. This is part of why I didn't call. I'm -

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- worried it'll be ineffectual. I know it's a person who's purpose it is to "care" and get me out of a dark place. Maybe that logic is -

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- wrong, but I don't wanna be some story in a breakroom. I don't wanna talk to some volunteer who puts it on their resume. I don't wanna -

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- talk to someone who's getting paid to make sure I'm not a statistic. I thought about all of that before googling the number. Ended up -

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- googling the most painless way to kill myself. Now that I'm not on the verge of killing myself, and I reflect, it makes me sad that -

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maybe it's the latest method they use.

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if it's stupid and it works,

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It's still stupid, you just got lucky.

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Then its functionally stupid but still stupid

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Really though, I don't know if this is just the experience of me and the people I know who've called those places, but about a third of 1/2

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You know, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of operators are experiencing compassion burnout

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2/2 the people on the other end have no idea what they're doing. One of my friends once got hung up on because she was "too hysterical"

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That's fucked up

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Wow. That pissed me off.

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Probably hadn't been working there very long and not long after. They don't last long in that line of work.

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That's the 3rd most idiotic thing i've ever heard.

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I'm afraid to ask what the first two is, but...I'm asking, what are they?

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The 1st was a guy saying that world hunger would go away if people just learned how to cook instead of being lazy. 2nd was a girl that (1/2)

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They're often volunteer, so it can be hard to get good help. :/

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*so they can call the police and have them surprise you at your front door. Seriously. I just wanted to talk to someone that day.

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is this something that can happen regularly?

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that's really disheartening. I live with other people and can't afford to raise suspicion.

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From hotline operations on imgur, that's their last resort though

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Operators*

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Which I can understand if I hadn’t stated that “I just need someone to talk to.”

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I agree that this comment may discourage folks from calling. That said, I'm sorry things got so intense so fast for you!

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yup getting 2 cop cars and an ambulance to my house really didnt help the thoughts.

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One time I told my friend I needed to talk because I wanted to kill myself, and she brought a police officer to my house unannounced. 1/2

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I had just meant that I needed a shoulder to lean on. 2/2

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It doesn’t take much to impulsively cross that line when you feel that dark. Trust me. My son is no longer with us for that reason.

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You're absolutely right, especially if mental illness comes into the picture. I'm really sorry for your loss, and wish you the best.

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I'm so sorry to hear this :( hugs

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My father too, its the quick decisions that are the worst.

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This. I wonder how many lives they have destroyed compared to how many they have saved.

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Either a person kills themselves or they saved the person. A "destroyed" life is still an alive one. It can be fixed.

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I'd say a lot more saved, considering suicide is proven to be largely an impulsive act and having someone to talk helps.

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It could destroy maybe 3 days if you get committed, but your life?

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USA example, become involuntarily committed without insurance losing your job and gaining a multi-thousand dollar bill for it.

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... your county is fucked up.

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Country* but by extension what I said works

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Not at all, I said the USA not mine.

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As a suicide hotline counselor, I never once dispatched police. It’s dangerous to scare ppl away from calling /1

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I only did once. He had a gun, said it was loaded, refused it to unload it and kept telling me he just wanted to feel the gun go off. 1/

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When the cops got there he did have a loaded gun. He stayed in our psych ward 2 days and was livid with me the whole time for calling them

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You did the right thing. You were his last chance and you saved his ass. Pat yourself on the back!

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/2 and I hope you’d consider calling again if you needed to talk. You can say that’s what you need. <3

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I'm 22 and have been dealing with severe depression and suicidal thoughts since I was 13, never once have I had the courage to call.

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I usually just get too tired to carry out any harm and sleep for about 16 hours. Lol

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Have you considered the text / chat based support methods? They can be a lot less pressure than a phone call.

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I tried once and all they could do was tell me to seek support and after telling them I have no insurance and no money and no health care1/?

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That’s what I lead with. After I hung up, I felt better. Twenty minutes later, three police officers were at my door.

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I’m sorry, I’m sure that was unexpected & probably scary. I am happy you’re safe though. That’s the most important part.

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There are chats and text “hotlines” now, too, that might feel more comfortable than a call. Something to consider if you ever need it

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Not to mention 20 minutes after Hangup would be too late in many cases

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If they're too late to stop someone though, at least they can secure the scene and stop someone else from walking in on that

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