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Fun stuff.
gtollie
#10 and I proudly stand up ( inside my air conditioned house )
Terran81
#27 spraying her with Febreeze probably didn’t leave a good impression either 😬
CuntCrotchula
#36 pisses me off that my cat follows these fuckers around but just watches them. Like earn your god damn keep you little goblin
gtollie
#33 this is better than the Harrier jet I got with my 7 million Pepsi points 😜
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
#7 you KICK miette like football?!
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
#26 Upvote comfy Sanrio catgirl.
daguq
#44 - the second Radiohead reference in this dump.
apairofpetducks
They're all good references, Bront.
apairofpetducks
THAT FUCKER IS A HOUSE CENTIPEDES AND FUCK THEM ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
Idc that it eats the other pests in my house. The other pests are welcome if it means I never have to see one of those jet-fueled skittering nightmares ever again.
Garden centipedes, you cool.
TKpotato
One of the very few insects I’m afraid of. I don’t think they’re disgusting but my body’s response to even thinking about them is to want to puke uhggg I hate them so much
apairofpetducks
Yes!
I found one in my laundry once, when I went to flip clothes to the dryer. Legs everywhere. My fingers will never forget the feel of its soggy body omg I might puke just typing that...
I also found a dead one in my bedside drawer with intimate items. Again, vomit.
cryborg
#4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQY9Oq6l14A
ShiftyPeriod
Wow amazing
LunchtimeKit
Agreed!
gtollie
#8 hey .. sorry I was late to the Fight Club .. I couldn’t find a parking space .. did I miss anything important ?
ILoveThiPlatform
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profiledit
Thanks DK.
earthlingextraordinaire
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
earthlingextraordinaire
BlackMaximal
#14
...and suddenly I wish I hadn't quit drinking.
Great as always DK! \o/
juliakitten112
#14 I feel like we need to find out, that's an instant classic
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#38
Omicron416
Who are these two, please?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Jensen (supernatural, the boys) and Danneel Ackles. They did this for their wedding anniversary a few years ago
Omicron416
Thank you!
Firezel
No AI could make up those lyrics
ILoveThiPlatform
I love ja so much
ILoveThiPlatform
#30
didgeboy287
Always trust a restaurant where staff carry gstarns.
GoodGuyGonzo
GuapoGuayaba
I have been to Waffle House once at 00:45 after a cancelled flight out of DFW. The cook was young twenties white guy with a mid back length brunette ponytail, a struggling patchy beard, and the air of someone who psy-oped or murdered at least one of his mom’s ex boyfriends. The waitress was an equally young, sweet-as-pie black gal with pink ribbons woven into her beach blonde braids, and bedazzled 3” nails to match.
TheInternetHasDestroyedUs
Sweet memories of high quality.
Beardedgeek72
This is why I don't feel safe in America. It freaks me the hell out that any idiot carries a gun.
MeanMisterClean
Seriously, like any time you come across a person that just might be having a really bad day, your life is in danger. Wack-ass place
Grizalguminth
You're partially correct, but a Waffle House employee is anything but "any idiot", they will fight for you to hell and back. I'd rather a Waffle House employee have a gun than the police department.
weidermeijer
A waitress showed us her pistol, in her apron, one night. Another time a waitress offered us a hit from her joint.
Pilgrymm
Damn I lived down the street from a waffle house for years and I never went. Wtf was wrong with me.
pookieeatworld
You missed some experiences I'm sure.
1pointlady
DK Dumps are like Saturday morning cartoons for deviants. Mostly very entertaining, sometimes hard to eat my cream of wheat to.
OldNternetWizard43
#3 finally there it is. Me in animal form
ILoveThiPlatform
#10 minor edit: and i won't forget the hvac guy who installed that shit for me
keyblader1985
#18 I barely got four last night. I'm working a convention this weekend; was out late last night and had to be there early today.
earthlingextraordinaire
herpb4uderp
How do you do it? Every single one of these was a banger. #29 actually made me laugh out loud. Who even does that (laugh) any more??
psugab
#44 joke is on you, I work from home!
ILoveThiPlatform
Then how do you know when its time to spiral?
psugab
It's always time to spiral!
haveanupvotegif
J4nein4ne
I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know what this is from.
baraseth
Fast times at ridgemont high
J4nein4ne
Thaaaank you!
earthlingextraordinaire
justthesauce
Sha Rizel
Lun4ticH1gh
Ummm...anybody know who this is...?
justthesauce
This is Sha Rizel
captainsweatypants
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MeanMisterClean
Sha Rizel (I used reverse-image search, I'm not some porn freak. Well, I am, but not for this)
honeybadgersRus
#4 seems like a reasonable hobby to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
someguy7734206
Not in the middle of the night when people are trying to sleep.
middlenameconfusion
The only reasons I can imagine necessitating a call to the police for a wandering minstrel are, 1: he's playing without pants on and 2: he's super bad at it. Honestly, I doubt I'd call the police for those reasons.
TKpotato
3. It’s 3am and I gotta wake up in 3 hours
BSwankerson
#3 I dare you to do other things with my mouth
magus200342
#11 this is one of the things that confuses me as much as oisses me off. How do they afford it? I'm poor, live in a poor area, there still be fireworks. Last time I looked at a stand was like 15 years ago and a mortar box was over a hundred dollars, with inflation as high as it is, people still popping em off thru July. And at Xmas now, that's cursed, but apparently how it be now.
LumpPump
the relatives with money spoil em
ILoveThiPlatform
They ignore their bills
herpb4uderp
home made lol.
graehall
NO! SOMEBODY SAVE MIETTE!
SirSage
Miette has ruined my brain. Everytime I see the abbreviation for Michigan at work, MI, I read it as Miette. So I have to consciously stop from typing out Northern Miette or Southern Miette
graehall
Hah, I love it. I recently did a mashup meme based on the original tweet
SirSage
I always mix up the curtains for zoosha with need it or keep it. Since both have weird names
ChickenNuggetNumber05
about the whole AC thing, in Italy, Spain, Portugal, Greece, South France, and in other south european countries have ACs for a long time and for northern europe wasn't it necessary until the last 15 years.
but now more and more homes are builded with ACs
Solo761
Yup, also don't get that... In my old apartment 20 years ago I had AC, in my next (current one) I have AC. And I'm in the process of building a house where I'll have AC in every room 🤷
Haemaelaeinen
We have air source heat pumps mostly in Finland, because they are easy to after install. I got one few years back too, but mostly for heating during winter. I have electric heating from the 80s and got electricity bills of over 300€/month for a 2 roomer... Ashp slashed my bill immediately about 60-70%, money well spent. Also can cool my apartment during summer if needed (rarely). We insulate our houses pretty fucking well in Finland, sometimes can be a hindrance.
ChickenNuggetNumber05
yes its smarter and cheaper to install combi units and also here in germany our houses were build to keep the heat inside.
Pyrowolf1
The fact that it's needed more and more is sad and terrifying
huey9k
*built. This shit right here is why they keep sending you to Summer School...
TheWhiteBarry
It's basically unheard of in UK homes. Roughly 3% have it and the political environment there is holding them back big time. I'm all for solving climate change but not letting people install A/C is not how we do that. This is a perfect example of government overreach and it's important to recognize it even when it's coming from "your side".
axiomatik
I haven’t paid close attention, but how is the political environment holding them back? I’ve seen multiple articles about the government providing incentives to install heat pumps (which typically would include AC as well) but people complaining that they don’t want to install them.
TheWhiteBarry
It's all over the news. https://www.gbnews.com/news/air-conditioning-heatwave-remove-40c-net-zero
DrSparken
Maybe don't try use a right-wing rag for a source. Especially trying to claim something about a whole country and then giving a source that talks about ... *two* cases. One of which was reversed already.
TheWhiteBarry
A broken clock is right twice a day. I also have no clue what media is right or left in the UK. There are many sources reporting the same, and the 3% number speaks for itself.
galfisium
Isn't it ironic, how keeping your house cool with ACs mostly powered by electricity from non renewable resources makes the need for ACs even greater over time? Food for thought.
bridgebrain
Doubly so because if every house has ac, they're pushing the hot air into the neighborhood, making it hotter outside, decreasing the efficiency of all the acs, making it both more necessary to have one (no one wants to be outside because it's hotter now) as well as using more energy per unit.
LoserSaysWhat23
Yeah, it's all a big conspiracy from Big Energy. Enjoy the heat stroke and fight the power, man!
SuitablyIronicMoniker
It’s like raaaaaiiiiin on your wedding day…
pandemicpolemic
Ah yes, corporates love this argument - it’s all the people’s fault, if only people were more responsible!
TheWhiteBarry
That would be a great point if solar wasn't insanely cheap already and still dropping.
axiomatik
Isn’t it ironic that heating your house in the winter, mostly powered by fossil fuels, increases your need for AC in the summer?
gtollie
Every time it cools your house 10 degrees .. the outside gets ^-x degrees warmer.. making the HVAC less efficient.. requiring more power… it’s a divergent series
LewdLuteGoblin
fartharder
lol
WhoHim
I hate that I relate to this
hendawg2020
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DarkSock
Whoever said never stick it in crazy… Never stuck it in crazy.
Worth it, stepchild…
rzlprnft
Care to elaborate?
DarkSock
MrRareza
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LewdLuteGoblin
HillOfBeans
FuzzyGingerian