l0calh0st
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Wouls be a shame if something happened to it
Jun 22, 2026 2:46 PM
l0calh0st
21853
577
9
Wouls be a shame if something happened to it
AstarothMagus
Honestly, that experience caught on film is better then just a picture with a big fish.
musubi3
Haha. At least they got it on video. Seems like they did well spearfishing.
youreathing
"You caught this? ... I caught this."
spoonman8562
why wrestling tights though?
dirque
Sea lion: "Dats a nice fish. Lemmee take a picture wid youse guys. What? You give me da fishee? T'anks."
myamazeballz
Neil the seal!!!
amtronic
Nice catch, too!
wombat1959
Every once in a while, nature wins.
FckleberryFarms
Beach. Master. Get fucked pleb.
pnersvfu
Wish. Master. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
meme2theextreme
baals
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ymh5M3lxN3V3cnExMnh3Y2o2dnZiNzJjeXo2Y3RmOW94OWFheDQ1eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/70wXZSm58e8AU/200w.webp
BeardedWonder82
johnblood616
Aww, he lost his trophy kill! How will everyone know his penis is totally big you guys now?
mrsdowneyjr
The tights will reveal all
DelCorazon
Land shark!
sadurdaynight
Why is that dude dressed like he just got done filming an 80's hair band vid?
clonedeeznuts
Fuck your likes bro, I do this to survive
gablestout
bobthefunny
dingybasement350
This guy went in that sea lion's house and took his shit and then got mad when the sea lion took it back.
Blackfinity
Camera guy knew what was going to happen.
Detoc
He had a couple steps on him, and could have easily outrun. Not sure why he essentially threw the fish backwards. His slow friend, on the other hand might have made for a nice snack.
ConspiratorM
Where was he going to go? You can see the shore in the background. The guy was going the wrong way and it may have been a dead end pretty quick.
Detoc
Good point - for some reason it looked to me like the other end of the dock was the shore end.
SJBSavageInk
Nice fish you got there. It would be a shame if you threw it right into my mouth.
FrankGrenadine
Kindergarten rules: you can’t bring a treat unless you have enough to share with everyone
L4dead2
Clayman8
Batriiiickk...
SEIZE HIM.
myusernameisbrunhilda
duffman3335
Dude was on land... he had feet... Nobody's that inept.
ErgodicAnomaly
He's not on land my dude. You may not be inept, but your eyes sure are.
duffman3335
Land, as opposed to in the water. MD's WALKING, ain't he? Go split your MAMA'S hairs.
ErgodicAnomaly
You aren't catching my drift I guess. He's on a pier, those typically end on one end. And we can see he's running the wrong way.
Kreia
there is no such thing as property in nature
PabloEscargot
Facts. Everybody hungry in nature.
SirSage
What about the area of beach the beach master owns? Beach Masters Beach they call it
Kreia
And anyone can take it away from the beach master at any time if he shows any sign of weakness
Elonth
This just in. Animals frequently mark their territory and fight over it. Almost like how us monkeys claim land for ourselves then fight over arbitrary invisible borders. Nature does in fact care about property!
agrobelny6
You only get to enjoy what you can successfully defend. This is universal
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
This kind of human behavior makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. Why the need to mug with a dead fish? Why be so upset about losing one you have to try to snatch it from the mouth of a predator that could easily rip your arm out of its socket? This whole scene is idiotic.
dingybasement350
For some reason macho dipshits think that pictures of them holding a dead fish is the pinnacle of masculinity and also extremely attractive to women.
iusedtodream
I've seen sea lions grab people by their arms, legs, and one time on the butt, because some people toss small fish, bycatch, or guts and sea lions can't really tell the difference. The poor fucker who got grabbed on the bottom was taking a dump off the side of his fishing boat.
ElChupaNuggra
I can't find the original, but they will also grab children if they make such a mistake.
NickRivieraMD
poor sea lion, gob full of shite
khaoselement
He made better use if it than the the guy would have.
SwampApe75
mikeatike
Dumbass attempt
SatansRepairDroid
Idiot in the hat trying to take the fish back....
TheBigBadBonerBiter
I'd love to hear in his own words how he expected that to go. Best case scenario, you get the fish back with a chunk ripped out of it. Worst case & most likely scenario, you get fucked up by a sea lion.
Elonth
For those that don't think otherwise. Would you rather someone take your trophy fish/dinner and promote this bad behavior for the seal to future harassers.... or would you prefer a trip the hospital with multi-thousand dollar medical bill on the low end of a mauling bite from a seal 3 times your body weight?
InitHello
And that's if you don't get infected by Mycoplasma phocacerebrale, the possible cause of seal finger.
SOLARvsFACISM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger
I had a visceral reading to reading "... swelling of the bone marrow."
Elonth
TIL even seals have a nope bacteria for humans.
sadurdaynight
So, as a man, first thing I'd do is drop kick the fish to distract the big seal. Then I'd get it in a headlock and lift it up and over my shoulders to give it a brain buster onto the pier, thus ensuring both the fish and everyone else involved is safe
Darkwell
"Roundabout" by Yes starts playing the moment you begin your second sentence.
TexMexHex
Mac McDonald?
Bossvoss
Gotta do an ocular pat down first. A sonar variation in this case, for submerged threats.
TheTojo15
Ronald McDonald. He’s named after the burger clown. Unless you’re not talking about who I’m talking about
TexMexHex
From The House of McDonald?