PsychoSupersonic
130656
3789
46
Mar 30, 2019 8:57 AM
PsychoSupersonic
130656
3789
46
Butane9000
I'll take my Wizard certificate and pile of cash please.
warmNchewey
No way. I would need more than that are you crazy!
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
70,000? Those are rookie numbers.
LuxIsBored
I'll take my 210,000 now please.
Ilike80stuff
Same. How do I collect? Is this retroactive?
phocksheetup
Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok I’ve seen this meme about 90 times in the past 2 months of FP... SHOW ME THE MOST RECENT IMPORTED GOODS.
Thatburga
$260,000?!? Omg, I can finally afford some insurance this year ??
Strict666
Been single since 2010, Where do I ask for this money?
SiliconeLovers
Hell no. Pay a whole lot less and get laid for life with a number ten. Sure, it's a love doll but when you're talking years, guys, come on!
Almanthe1st
@OP to collect your 70k you need to contact the "Not Getn Any" Inc. To claim you need some sort of prove a picture of yourself would do!
RetardVillain
jimdalefox
Google "most punchable face"
seamillion
Damn, for all those guys that haven't been with a woman in so long, surely you have a work mate or a friend that would do you a favor?
bananahammockscale8
Legitimately the saddest comment section
Sandxisback
You guys are getting laid?
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
If I'd accept free money? Is this a serious question?
joe40001
I didn't realize my life was one big game of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
TheJoker0925
I pay that much every year just TO get laid.
Neosnc
It’s a tax write off. Entertainment expenses.
MrPhukett
Stay where?
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
At what age to they start counting? I'm 30, so...$300k
nick224
230k in 4 months let’s go
belovedlover
Those are rookie numbers.
nick224
I can’t age more than once a year man.
pkrevbro
I am married. So will this be cash or a check?
FubarJunkie
Sex with the wife does not count since you’re forced into it.
crushingbore
Easy there, Al.
littlestkumquat
Tfw you get a check and your wife doesn't
SephiRothIRA
tomyironmane
ohhhh no. Nonono. That shit happens she can get money from her fuckboy.
jenzhere99
What are the terms of "getting laid"? I mean I could deal with no vaginal/dick penetration but does other stuff constitute getting laid too?
Hutchy01
Goddamn it Bill, not all this again
Tarmaccian
I'm concerned about the "stay one year" part. Who is "they"? Where is this? Do I get to leave? Will I keep my current job? What do I eat?
squigger42
Yes, I assume this is no sexual encounters at all...
ImNotTaylorSwift
What about sexual encounters with myself?
jenzhere99
See that's what I want to know!
MadMarineMinerinMormontownUT
I'll take my 30k in quarters please.
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goodjobmyfellowman
JizzdNyourSOCKS?
EmeraldLight
Nearly 32k for me!
MsSchadenfraulein
Nope never. My relationship & mental health is way too important, to impact it that negatively for $10,000. Terrible idea!
MsSchadenfraulein
My partner & I plan for regular intimacy; if we forget we immediately notice we fight & bicker more.
awesometotallyawesome
So fcking true.
MsSchadenfraulein
Thank you!
PardusXY
So much this.
MsSchadenfraulein
Thank you!
PrimeDirector
Bandersnatch dude?
theyar
Yup.
ohjohnboy
Good movie
CyrilConnolly
I'm surprised you didn't confuse him for Cameron Monaghan.
Elementaldesigns
So like do I have to claim it as income since is more then 100k?
Gosuamakenatek
I'd have 280k, enough to buy a hot air balloon full of illegal fireworks and go out a blaze of glory!
MrRandom314159
Eh, that's still more than enough to live a year and a half.
Zigor22
Mine would be 270k since I’m 27.
erikleorga
I know I could do a lot with 60k.
JackieTreehornProductions
If it’s more than $800 for the year you have to.
jadack
Depending on country, state et.c.
JackieTreehornProductions
Federal income tax. And actually it’s $600 to require a 1099.
TheStaffmaster
well you aren't coming in anything else!
mybrothersmario
But does back pay go back to the legal age of consent, or to when you were born?
LdaQuirm
good question. If it's to birth, I can basically buy a house.
Akurei00
Only backpayment. Otherwise it's claimed once per year so it can qualify as a gift. Trust me, I'm an expert in bird law.
JThelen
All income from whatever source derived, except as otherwise provided for. So yes.
Almanthe1st
you haven't had sex in 100 years?!
Sh4dowWalker96
10k/year = 100k/10 years.
justhereforthefun
theAluminumFalcon
I remember my first math question
Syk0tik0ne
*200
KurtHamster
kelpsie
Whether or not you claim something as income is only dependent on what it earned you for that year. At least in Canada.
bolognanipple
The 10k would be taxed as income at your current tax percentage. If it was a gift, it would not be taxed.
GiantPaws
Found the nerd!
degenerator
If you're doing it for science, maybe there are deductions?
TheMARSK
More than 200k for me XD
Elonth
in a year ill be looking at a cool 300k... though personally i'd rather have the wizard powers.
Elementaldesigns
I'm approaching the 200k mark stay strong friend we can make through to the end.
HaV0C000
Rookie numbers
SeenTheWolf
Remember, make it to 30 you get to be a wizard. I wish I knew before I had my innocence robbed.
4Astaroth
I already have my powers. But my skill tree seems to be not working.
Ketheres
Only 6 more years. This will be easy.
whycantwesleepforever
Is everyone here identify as asexual?
crushingbore
I identify as ugly and boring as fuck.
ABillionDucks
Im ugly and I'm proud.
The701
Asocial. Not too comfortable around other people generally, lousy at maintaining friendships, and virtually blind to non-verbal cues
AccountOfMyDong
Virtually blind to even verbal cues. Unless the cue is "I like you and I want you inside of me".
The701
and subtext.
JohnnyTheJew
Just a few more months and I can collect 130k. Fuckin'-a. I'm gonna get some hookers.
KnightSlayerTsorig
130k? Shit I've got 230k i'd be as rich as my age. I think I need a hooker party lol
nellietta
13 years without sex? Just get the damn hooker already
crushingbore
Lol 13
fudgycurmudgeon
Strange advice to give a 13-yr-old.
JohnnyTheJew
Well it's totally illegal and I'm a bit of a pussy, so...
GiantPaws
Bunny ranch.
Ihatecornbeef
I don't believe for one second you've not been laid for so long .
klavenism
I haven't gotten laid in 9 years. We do exist.
JohnnyTheJew
What about two seconds? For real though, it's totally true. I'm not the best-looking guy out there.
sporkafife
Maybe he's 13 years old you creepy nonce!
RowRowFightThePowa
Not in Vegas it isn't.
JohnnyTheJew
Bit far for me to travel. Plus, I've always said if I'm gonna go to Vegas I need to be rich enough to not worry about losing a couple of Ks.
KneeDeepInBadMemes
Actually in vegas it is (Clark County has laws against it) but some parts of nevada sure