JoboveReus
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mattress
Dec 15, 2025 6:10 PM
JoboveReus
19816
290
26
mattress
hutpill4752
someone failed geometry and physics
imacmadman
3006mv
Hope that knife is not in her neck
bronsonmills9
This would have worked fine if she wasn't stupid.
69Voltage
She’s got bed head
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Gotta read the roll
pullingsixty
POW!! Right in the kisser.
MisterBrahanovich
Stop screaming you can’t hear me!
rightinthekisser
Pow!
pullingsixty
I see what you did there.
PorkFriedSquirrel
I have one of these, saw that coming a mile away. Best bet is to put it wherever and slice a SMALL hole so you can move as it expands.
onepinksheep
No, best bet is to know exactly how it expands. You just need to look at how it's coiled to know how it's going to unroll. She had the mattress facing the wrong way.
CirB
Yep, I noticed that the moment she started cutting... When taught by experience, it's a lesson you rarely forget.
sometimesarobot
I almost did this myself. I caught it before it went all the way out though so the only bad was not recording it
AManCalledAMan
DownUpUpDown
Get a good night's sleep they said. Relax in peace they said.
ruint
Bed head (acute)
Snipsuper
How she felt
TheLeanWolf
"This mattress will really knock you out!"
IgnisInvictus
... they come with instructions. I promise.
gummyloaf
They also usually come with safety knives, so at least they got that far
Hexarcy00
Step one: place on bed. Step 2: get wrecked
IgnisInvictus
Those might as well be the instructions for all anyone seems to pay attention.
Hexarcy00
Get wrecked
HoledMyHand
She got laid…THE FUCK OUT!
Kyen155
🎵They see me unrolling, they hating...🎵
ourari
Impactful physics lesson
Hyzenthlay021
Hongonee
MULDER69420
Wow childhood memory unlocked right here
CrabbyBlueberry
The stuff in the closet moves kinda weird. I think this might be AI generated. Maybe I'm paranoid I dunno.
Bregfret
Like taking the bra off my first grade homeroom teacher
Zeplin
Alurkerforcedtologin
ClutterMonkey
First graders don’t have homeroom. They don’t cycle classes.
Hashbrown123
Yeah, for us that didn't start until 5th grade.
pullingsixty
It's the thought that counts.
JaceTiger
I think they might in Asian school systems? I dunno
tallyhoho
Yes that's the thing that stands out as off about this comment
LinemanMatt
The only downside is that you were homeschooled.
Daggaroth
They do in home school
TheDirtySanchezBros
thedill2000
Huh? Music, gym, recess, reading time, etc. Sure seems like a cycle to me