I used to work one of those. We would tell every lady with a bikini you might want to put on a rash guard. Most times the listened. Sometimes the didn’t 😜
Worked one of these machines as a lifeguard. Titties pop out all the time. We often kept a shirt for women to wear for this exact reason. It was of course a white lifeguard shirt, and only moderately helped, but many women appreciated the effort. Some literally just didn't give a fuck, which we appreciated
I hate the ad here of why do women don't want to change gen Z men? Because they have high expectations? No because they want somebody else to pay for everything.
seeing naked women who didn't consent to being seen naked has been pretty frowned upon for a while. like it's not the 80s where we act like sneaking into the girls locker room is funny. I mean some people do, and they're gross.
it's almost like people on the internet go out of their way to find the worst possible version of everything they can and be morally offended at every chance.
cool, I meant the guy who had the perk of putting the towel on the lady. seemed a nice thing to do. I do find it interesting everybody jumped to the conclusion I was the pervert behind the camera, speaks volumes on you.
cringe lmao.. don't be a fucking creep then pretend like you actually want to spend your retirement working at a water park altruistically covering the boobs of exposed young women.
I tried this and the exact same thing happened to me. Except no one was there for my dignity. Top was around my neck. Tits out. And my dad was one of the people watching. Sigh.
I'm a dude who's never worn anything remotely like this, but I can't help but think that anything but a one-piece would be a really bad ideal for something like this.
Sometimes you're in a bikini and you wanna do the fun things without thinking of potential consequences of said fun things. I agree tho. If you know you're gonna do stuff like this... one piece!
it happend a lot at our water park. I've used the board to cover a few women. some shit lifeguards would tell girls to push the nose down guaranteeing to wipe them out.
john306326
I used to work one of those. We would tell every lady with a bikini you might want to put on a rash guard. Most times the listened. Sometimes the didn’t 😜
DaveLeche24
Why Cover up beautification to this horrible world? 😄
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lazysombrero
Kkrch. We have code blue, code blue.
SomewhatSarcastic
Boooo!
CrumpetsWithHoneyAreCrumpetsWithBeeVomit
That's cute
philmoregraves
Worked one of these machines as a lifeguard. Titties pop out all the time. We often kept a shirt for women to wear for this exact reason. It was of course a white lifeguard shirt, and only moderately helped, but many women appreciated the effort. Some literally just didn't give a fuck, which we appreciated
kwent86
I want that guys job, I would be soooo bad at it.
ShadowFreddy51
True life guard
thatwoodguy
I hate the ad here of why do women don't want to change gen Z men? Because they have high expectations? No because they want somebody else to pay for everything.
meskarune
Bro this isn't an incel forum.
VinC90
He is there for a reason
PinkEater
You have to stand at the end of a wave pool all day, you get paid crap, but you get to see tiddies.
TerribleAwful
she didn't seem embarrassed... just went with the flow
WigglyBlondeNoodle
I just can't understand water deal was to even try a stunt like this.
iambutton812
There's no topping her stunt here.
mckjm2
Keep your towel on hand, and don't panic!
BoobJiggle
Meanwhile there are thousands of dudes with no shirts and no problem. #FreeTheNipple
nikkilaurakevin365
Not his first rodeo
Like2Fox
Probably happens on an hour every hour. Dude is sick and tired of this shit already
schmittyboss
I would imagine that this happens quite frequently.
SauceWizard
Dignititty
sneepsnooper
Noice
ThatSonOfaBitch
iCommunicateInGifs
Fastmundr
...I'll take it.
080080
AintNoGame
Who's that pokemon!
JimmyGTraveler
TupacAintDead
Not his first time.
WickedGiggle
Dress for the slide, not for the ride...
SubiBryant
Stupid gate keeper.
eathotdog
Cretin
SubiBryant
It was a joke but not a well received one. Oh well, get em next time.
throwawaythosepoints
well I know what I want to be when I retire.
throwawaythosepoints
really? downvoting this? you guys are somethin else.
rowanww822000
.... Considering the account name are you actually *trying* to get down voted?
domillomew
seeing naked women who didn't consent to being seen naked has been pretty frowned upon for a while. like it's not the 80s where we act like sneaking into the girls locker room is funny. I mean some people do, and they're gross.
throwawaythosepoints
it's almost like people on the internet go out of their way to find the worst possible version of everything they can and be morally offended at every chance.
throwawaythosepoints
cool, I meant the guy who had the perk of putting the towel on the lady. seemed a nice thing to do. I do find it interesting everybody jumped to the conclusion I was the pervert behind the camera, speaks volumes on you.
domillomew
cringe lmao.. don't be a fucking creep then pretend like you actually want to spend your retirement working at a water park altruistically covering the boobs of exposed young women.
durandana
I firmly believe these slides were specifically designed to remove swimsuits from women
ICanStopScrollingAnyTime
Nor just firmly. I hard as a rock believe these slides were designed to remove swimsuits.
nothingtolurkhere
Not his first rodeo.
huffnpuff72
Lassoed himself a ...
knotch2
This man has seen a one seconds worth of so many tits. He is tit master.
thegraphiteknight
I tried this and the exact same thing happened to me. Except no one was there for my dignity. Top was around my neck. Tits out. And my dad was one of the people watching. Sigh.
necrojoe
I'm a dude who's never worn anything remotely like this, but I can't help but think that anything but a one-piece would be a really bad ideal for something like this.
mrsdowneyjr
I could never understand how anyone could even be in a bikini near their dad much less be active.
thegraphiteknight
Sometimes you're in a bikini and you wanna do the fun things without thinking of potential consequences of said fun things. I agree tho. If you know you're gonna do stuff like this... one piece!
chefsoda
He's got a towel in hand. Def a practiced move
BleedingQuasar
ROBOTvsMAN
nevercompromisenoteven
That's the melody to funky town!
DidItForScience
Yeah all of it. The way he positioned himself, kicked the board and had the towel at the ready then deployed.
firlefranz
Plot twist: it‘s reversed…/s
SofaH3ro
A perfect swoosh and drape
eyesoftheearth
He’s seen some tits in his time
FuzzyX
A daily occurrence I bet.
SarcasticComment
it happend a lot at our water park. I've used the board to cover a few women. some shit lifeguards would tell girls to push the nose down guaranteeing to wipe them out.
PrincessWasabi
Sounds like a certified “nice guy”
SarcasticComment
well fuck me for sharing a water park experience directly related to the gif. what more do you possibly want?
PrincessWasabi
….The other life guards…not you. But you reacted like a nice guy just now
konmari
That right there’s the difference between boys, and *men*.
didgeboy287
A regular Ford Prefect
mikeatike
Mos Def
tftd
That's one frood dude!