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For centuries, popular media has sold us a Cleopatra of flawless alabaster skin, kohl-heavy eyes, and a face built for the silver screen. But history tells a very different story. Cleopatra VII was of Macedonian Greek descent, part of the Ptolemaic dynasty that ruled Egypt for nearly 300 years. Ancient sources - including her own coinage - show a woman with a strong, aquiline nose, a pronounced chin, and a face that historians describe as striking rather than conventionally “beautiful” by modern standards. Plutarch himself wrote that it wasn’t her physical beauty that made her irresistible - it was her intellect, wit, and magnetic presence. She spoke up to nine languages and was a shrewd political strategist who outmanoeuvred Rome for over two decades. The real Cleopatra didn’t need Hollywood’s version of beauty. She had something far more dangerous
EverNotRelevant
"O Antony! Nay, I will take thee too."
androgenoide
She was said to be the first (and last) of the Ptolemaic dynasty to speak the Egyptian language.
Insmnyk
It's almost as if those women were dolled up to look good in a Hollywood movie and not a historically accurate documentary. Funny how that works.
DameDePiques
My flabbers are gasted!
keyblader1985
I'm shocked
tinydog
She looked Greek.
tolgabrotha
Still would
DirigibleOtter
Nihilominus facerem.
Sooner70
What? She didn't look like Liz Taylor? Next you're gonna say that General Patton didn't look like George C. Scott!
Fiddlemania
Wait til you hear Patton’s real voice.
invisiblemaniac
She had something far more dangerous, an army. What every young woman wants, really.
JackIsLacking
Wait. Is that why my niece is collecting so many stuffed teddy bears?
invisiblemaniac
She will unify the Lower Kingdom under her rule, and sweep into the Levant, crushing all that resist beneath the wheels of her plush, adorable chariot.
somnif
Which cleopatra, there were like a dozen of them
redsmerf
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WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
You mean the gold snake bra isn’t historically accurate!?!
RobertAG25772
Yet Liz Taylor still portrayed those other qualities—her real appeal—to a T. She may not have looked like Liz, but she appears to have ACTED like her according to ur description!
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
The ________ you know from Hollywood? Almost entirely fiction. You can add in just about any name, crazy huh?
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
I heard this is what she looked like:
AyatollahBahloni
SauronsLeftNut
No shit... btw the mythical jesus aint white either.
Richels
I was wondering about Mother Mary the same way just this morning.
stayingalive4life
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Cool cool cool. Can we see an image of her for more than half a second?
LeoGrun19401
This is normal picture speed for gen alpha
BlindGardener
It’s really not.
LeoGrun19401
Yeah actually it's a lot slower than stuff I see them watching
BlindGardener
Yes.