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noncommital
mmmmm...Sinabung....now I'm hungry.
Beeshum
Canadiankittytitty
Who had erupting vulcano on their bingo card?
Phazonismydrug
Is that hypno toad?
IAlwaysUpvoteGeorgeCarlin
"Wish I have a mask now" -Anti-maskers
IllTryToKeepItInteresting
Looks like you’re a little too close there...
0570
With all that's going on in the world, I'd seriously consider running towards it.
nickgq
I feel like you should be doing more running.
joesmith369
WOW
eruditic
wait. There's a whole mountain of Cinnabuns?
BetichCro
Plot twist: some guy left the camera running and transmitting the feed before escaping to safety.
allytiger23365
siler7
ruste
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Americanski
Mount Cinnabon sounds delicious.
moderninvasion
run mf
Toxi
ThxCaptainObvious
I must ash you how close you were. Please answer. It would really magma day
peepeepoopoomonster
Volcanos are like earth pimples
TkDrama
More like anus's with irritable bowel syndrome
PenisOfDeath
And sometimes Mother Earth decided to have Taco Bell.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Great shot, very interesting plume it has.
ToasterDent
'e's a Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Haha, Plume means something else to use geologists.
SOuthernKOmfort
Damn Mt Cinnabon, you scary
akelamishari
Inarticulated
tomtencats
Why did I hear nothing about this? Oh right. I’m in the US. We’re too busy being a dumpster fire.
pcoriginal
Cinnabon volcano? Sounds delicious.
linearcore
Pyroclastic frosting clouds mixed with aerosolized cinnamon....delicious AND excruciating!
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
a supervolcano would be a nice solution to our problems
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my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
hey nothing wrong with a little reboot
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my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
you don't know me motherfucker
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gaiidraws2
I mean if you consider death a solution sure
SAFireStorm
Can't have an election if there is no one left!
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
fuck man it's just a symptom
Ihavearrived
None ready to go for another 10000 years probably
brownsugga
I hope you and your loved ones made it out safely, OP
Bloodredskull
Didn't that erupt on the 10th of this month?
ministryofpeace
Yeah, looks like it's been a continuous set of eruptions for a while now, but may be intensifying
ObliqueRay
My rule of thumb is if you have to look up at the mushroom cloud, you're too close.
PotatOSLament
If he was lucky the wind was at his back.
BearBeetsBattlestarGalactica
I have to hold my phone far away for my thumb to cover it
Wankathon
And if you're looking down on it you're probably American
batukhan
MrStealUrChange
Oooooooooh shots fired.........by americans!
MaraSovsFeet
Ya I'm terrified and live here...will pay a pretty pale woman to cuddle me to sleep and then kill me..I just inherited a house u can have it
Panzerkeks85
Literal Cold War era rule of thumb: If the mushroom is smaller than your thumb, you're "safe". Applies for nukes and probably volcanoes too.
Nubasaur
i always thought this was debunked somewhere but i cant find the info for my case.
OldSchool93
ObliqueRay
I'm not too worried, even if it's closer you just duck and cover.
Tchansen
https://youtu.be/6gE0aFcmlWA
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
Mandatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
PotatOSLament
Rebuttal: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLJqplsrNNY
politelyinsulting
akelamishari
Well this takes on an entire new meaning now.
Ryermeke
He's literally judging the size of a mushroom cloud with his thumb. Common strategy from the cold war.
akelamishari
My country has seldom been in wars and Def not a cold war, so I have no idea of these except for "duck and cover". Funny what is "customary"
BofusTeefus
Thanks for uploading before you died.
Gasiouscougar1976
Came back from 3 posts over to upvote this comment, still chuckling quietly as to not alert the authorities
buzzkill2020
siler7
I'm guessing they uploaded DURING they died.
DougDeNasty
They were using Internet Explorer
yousaidanyonebuteveryonestaken
5g baby!!
TheRealGritty
Do Yellowstone next
Fenwaywookie
GrandmasFeetMakeMeMoist
I laughed WAY to hard at this......
Nacon
But... it happened in 23rd, today is 30th. What kind of phone that can keep battery going for 7 days while uploading this pic? ...LOGIC!
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
They probably pulled it out of the wreckage or it was auto-uploaded to cloud. This dude is ded %100 if he's that close.
WuProgress
Well duh! Potato battery!
mikeatike
linearcore
NukedStar
Always upvote Ivanova
linearcore
mikeatike
RoaminGnome47
One must follow the word of Ivanova or feel her wraith!
mikeatike
ArcticFudgeHorns
On the upside, volcanic ash causes global cooling.
circlebreaker
It's great for crops and other miscellaneous wild plants too.
SenselessSentiments
Not so soon, it also emits a lot of CO2
chunkums
And stratospheric aerosol injection with SO2 works similarly. If we can't slow climate change through emission reductions, we may need it.
ministryofpeace
Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellowstone
chunkums
What about it? I know it's a supervolcano that will waste most of the US if it erupts (and probably cool the planet at least temporarily).
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ministryofpeace
I was going for the planet cooling bit. Yellowstone going just seems like a 2020 thing. Probably drop world population by 50%
ArcticFudgeHorns
Also take out mostly red states. Double win.