This is how to weighing the baby koala

May 27, 2022 7:03 PM

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This is how to weighing the baby koala

"What are ya doin to me an me mum!" - Joey

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is market price per kilo on young koala this year? Asking for a friend

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Ah, adorable, dim-witted, rife with chlamydia... like so many of my exes

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

v

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And then she got the clap

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Here in NSW, Australia, Koalas have just been put on the 'Endangered List' because of urban sprawl, lack of Habitat, bush fires and more.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And that dog cunt Bruz

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

downvoted for garbage audio

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

how to weighing?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just use a box!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A Tare Bear. I am sorry. Well, not sorry. Mild regret.

4 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

Wozer. That was good. I'm going to buy a bear to put by my balance now!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how often are you gonna get to bust that one out? bravo!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You get upvote... and tiny clap.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Will accept.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't unmute. Random pop music, no video sounds.

4 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 7

It's a good song and a cute animal. Smile...you fuck...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it was on a smash bros video I liked once.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's some koala sounds for you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a possessed donkey

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you tare out that stuffed Koala and blankie first?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. They're just pretending to know what they're doing. /s

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

woosh

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably weighed them first and zeroed the scale, or know the object’s weight and subtract

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

woosh

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuup. Forgot the word “tare” thought it wads misspelled “take”. Easy mistake

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp, now we have to take you out behind the barn and shoot you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're so adorable but they really don't have much going on in their brainboxes...

4 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 3

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smooth brained.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Koalas be like

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can we please keep Trumpers out of at least one post on...oh. Sorry.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I’m hoping that increasing the divert of their diet has an effect on cognition

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder who wins there, koalas or pandas?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what my mom says about me… except for the adorable part

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just watched "Secrets of the Zoo-Tampa" episode with Koala and they are quite personable.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastards

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

The dumbs are really lucky, but so are us smarties who can deal with life.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

that sounds like some bs a smart would say

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“The unexamined life is not worth living”… well, the more I examine, the less fun it seems so maybe it would be nice to be a Koala.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a terrible thing to say about veterinarians

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

She sounds like portal 1 ending son ?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was a triumph.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s alright, look what we’re doing with intelligence.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

touche!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*gestures vaguely*

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who says we have that?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have a sample?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Australia's pandas

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

they are much dumber

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Australia’s Sunfish.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nah, Sunfish are pretty smart. That BS post maligns a magnificent creature. A good comparison would be a poor conservative voter.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Much better.

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