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As an Imgurian, I am intrigued and entertained to learn about other cultures on the site to I decided to share what I believe will entertain you just the same, life in Nigeria
Location: Nigeria is located in West Africa often called the heart of Africa
Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa, and the eighth most populous in the world with a population of more than 160 million people. The next closest in Africa is Ethiopia with 84 million. This means that one in seven Africans in Nigerian
Nigeria has up to 250 ethnic groups , but three make up most of it. Igbo(18%), Yoruba(21%), and Hausa-Fulani(29%). Those are also the most common languages(after English). I am Yoruba, but first language English and I barely know how to speak Yoruba.
The most common religions in Nigeria are Christianity and Islam. About half the yorubas are Christian with the other half being Muslim with a few believing in indigenous religions. Most Hausa-Fulani are Muslim, and most Igbo are Christian. I am personally Christian and I live down south in Lagos, the most populous state. The Hausa-Fulanis are up North and that is where the Boko Haram terrorist cell operates. You may remember them for notoriously kid napping the chibok girls who were released earlier this week #bringbackourgirls. The ironic thing is the terrorists mostly kill other muslims in the name of their religion.
Nigeria is home to the Niger River, the longest in West Africa and the third longest in Africa at 2600 miles. Nigeria actually got its name from the river (Niger area). It was named by Lora Flaw, wife of colonial administrator, Lord Lugard. Nigeria became a British colony in 1901 and gained her independence on October 1st 1960, our 4th of July or Cinco de Mayo
Nigeria is one of the oldest locations of human existence. Archaeological discoveries such as the one seen above have given evidence that there were humans in that area as far back as 9000 BC. The Nok, however are the earliest known civilizations in the area somewhere around 500BC-200AD
Nigeria is home to the Nollywood film industry. It is actually the second largest producer of movies (behind Bollywood and ahead of Hollywood), producing 200 movies a week. A lot of them are shit, but sometimes you come across some gems. They are not as light hearted as Bollywood movies. The thing about Bollywood that makes them good is they don't take themselves too seriously, but Nollywood tries too hard and ends up making crap. Hollywood tries and succeeds.
Fun Fact: Nigeria has the largest diversity of butterflies in the world
Nigeria is also home to the largest bridge in Africa, third mainland bridge in Lagos. It is about 11.8km. The bridge was built by Julius Berger LLC(the largest construction company in Nigeria). Julius Berger is a German company and one my mother worked for 25 years, eventually retiring as a financial liaison at 48. Ikr 48 years old and retired. The bridge was opened in 1990 by president Ibrahim Babangida
Nigeria is the 12th largest producer of crude oil in the world(about 2,525,000 barrels a day) the eight largest exporter of oil, and the 10th largest reserve of petroleum. Petroleum make 85% percent of the economy so it would be hard to talk about Nigeria without mentioning it.
This is what a typical middle class family's house would look like. The red awning serves as a garage of sorts. The space to the right of the house is also for parking cars. We use straight up bricks to build everything. Seldom would you see a house with wood. It is always hot, somewhere around 75 degrees Fahrenheit year round. The seasons are rainy season and dry season, and when it rains it is still generally warm.
Thanks for reading. If there's anything else you want to know about Nigeria like how politics and corruption ruined an amazing country that should be better. Or how multiple presidents have fucked over the nation even worse than Trump. Or about the three year civil war. Or other things about living in Nigeria, leave a comment and I'll get around to answering it. Disclaimer: I am born and raised in Nigeria, but I have spent the last couple years in America for school. FP Edut: Thanks guys! Send money so I can reward you heavily! But for real I'll do more posts and more specific stuff
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Plot twist, OP is a wealthy prince wanting to share his fortune
OpeO
Dang it! Someone always blows my cover
ContentsMayHaveSettled
I find it really strange that neither map shows the location of Lagos!
OpeO
Lagos is the smallest state, but it is the most populous
Not2religious
Soooo you guys make over 2.5 million barrels of oil per day and we haven't invaded you yet? (I'm American. It's coming)
OpeO
Our lions are stronger than 10 American men
afailuretoarms
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
OpeO
Thanks
Hoojamufasijer
I was really hoping for you to sneak in something about an important business opportunity.
OpeO
Well I am going to Nigeria for the summer and if you can pay me $10,000 for round trip tickets ill reimburse you with $1million in gold bars
Hoojamufasijer
Fantastic.
BounderTree
Even if this is true you'll have one hell of a time explaining that one at border security.
OpeO
i have sources
BounderTree
Hmmm, my comment was supposed to go under your reply about the gold bars.
kaleomanjario
Thank you for this post! You've taught me some fascinating things! :D
collcoll
Thanks for sharing this was interesting to read! Interested in learning more about your daily life, what the social scene is like, etc
OpeO
Sure thing
Username818
JanoahDavis42688
I'm middle class here, can I have that house? (I live Denver. Our market is ridiculous)
OpeO
That will be two lions
JanoahDavis42688
Shit, will take some goats. I said I'm middle class not royalty.
OpeO
Fine, I can Lowe it to 200 goats. That's the exchange rate
JanoahDavis42688
Deal and I'll throw in my neighbors kids. Clearly their parents don't want them.
OpeO
Ooh good food for the lions! Deal
skyintheeye
If all this is real, which I'm assuming it is, I'm informed. Well done OP, now give us more inside info
OpeO
Well if you give me money for my trip back to Nigeria I will pay you a fuckton of gold
skyintheeye
You're not getting my again, prince
OpeO
Only the brave-hearted see a good business opportunity. You have the heart of a gazelle in the crosshairs of a lion
tpgreyknight
Is it true you have a big problem with important princes trying to send all their money out of the country?
OpeO
Simien05
Answer the question...
OpeO
I will give you $1 million in gold to not make me answer that
naturacan
Answer what?
Heywhatcouldgowrong
I scrolled down just to make sure a comment like this was Top Comment. Well done everyone!
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
me too! And well, there it is...
tpgreyknight
We did it imgur!
SpongebobReferences
I'm sure he/she's never heard that one before...
tpgreyknight
I am nothing if not original.
SpongebobReferences
Well then you are
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tpgreyknight
SpongebobReferences
Computer knows
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hilhas1
Started reading this and was like, god damn if the first comment isn't about Nigerian Princes.
Shamrocker66
Right there with ya.
gottsmack
Thank you so much for this. Is there a drug problem in Nigeria? Does the government lean Christian or Muslim?
OpeO
There isn't really a drug problem. Both religions look down on that, and they are a huge part of our culture.
doesntmatter
Drugs or the religions?
OpeO
We try to prevent government bias by requiring a Muslim\Christian president\vice-president ticket
insomniaticdaydrifter
We need that mindset here in the US. Liberal/conservative President/VP ticket. Stop the arguing.
godIhatepickingdumbusernames
That's pretty cool!
gottsmack
Again, thank you. Very interesting. I need to do something like this only more regional.
OpeO
Where are you from
gottsmack
The coast of Oregon, literally, the coast.
OpeO
That would be nice. I only know much about living in the midlands and stuff
gottsmack
3/4 of Oregon is High Desert.
doesntmatter
There are parts of Oregon which isn't the coast?
MrYoop
Hello Neighbor
Wazzu
What's poverty levels like? How do most people live, everyday life story? Why do you lie by pretending some Nollywood films aren't awful?
OpeO
I said a lot of Nollywood films are shit
Wazzu
I'm honestly interested to hear that there are some that aren't. They have a truly awful reputation elsewhere in the world.
Gibonacci
16 de septiembre, not 5 de mayo. Just sayin'.
OpeO
I just found that out today. Thanks
passmethecerveza
I would like to point out that cinco de Mayo is NOT Mexican Independence day. It is a US made up holiday
at1mp
I would like to point out that nobody cares.
OpeO
idownvoteyouruglycats
It WAS a national holiday in Mexico. It still is a holiday in one state of Mexico. The US does celebrate it more but it started in Mexico.
passmethecerveza
I am from Mexico and it never was a big celebration
idownvoteyouruglycats
We're you alive in the 1860s?
DarkMutton
My best friend is from Nigeria. His father is apparently a huge business mogul in Liberia, you might know of the Oniyama family @op
OpeO
Sorry, I haven't. What exactly does his father do
DarkMutton
He's the owner of Monrovia Brewing Inc. In Liberia
OpeO
Oh. I'm not very familiar with Liberia
MrWoland
I'd like to see more of daily life. Not that this isn't interesting but what you've shared is stuff you can basically find on Wikipedia
TheComradeStalin
Ya, basically find on wiki but it would never occur to me to search it up one random day
OpeO
okay will do
hilby42
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MrWoland
Awesome!
OpeO
It would probably be in the summer though. I am going there for the summer. I live in America for school like i said
Asciiman
Please do that. More of a personal touch. And talk about what it would be like to visit. Tourism and interesting things to do.
bobyran
For once, I am not ashamed of my .
OpeO
Lol. We all have questionable .'s
toxcrusadr
Food!
riomadre
This ^
KentuckyFriedChildren
Awesome, look forward to reading more @OP!
AtlasUnbound
Keep us posted!
riomadre
I understand you live in US now, but I'd still like to see this, too. Also wonder what things about living in US were different/surprising?
DebsterG
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MikeCrapBag
5 de Mayo is not the Mexican Independence day, its hardly a Holliday in Mexico , its bigger in the US than anywhere else
BabyStoneFace
They play soccer very well too
OpeO
Let's not get into that. I would talk on and on about it. It is the national sport and everyone loves it. There is so much hype about it
grychhomiequan
Let's get into that! Go super eagles!
OpeO
Yes! I have a few more posts in mind
BabyStoneFace
Yes, do that
PetersPaincakes
"Hollywood tries and succeeds"...
OpeO
Nollywood tries and fails
PetersPaincakes
Yeah not every country can come up with some Adam Sandler class shit
TemetNosce000
I love this! As someone who grew up next door in Cameroon, I hated having to explain that we don't all live in huts and hunt wildlife
OpeO
Ikr. The ignorance is really annoying
Crankycunt
Any Nollywood movies you think are worth watching? I've never seen any
OpeO
The wedding party. I'm sure you can find it on YouTube
aeouk
River Niger please
KentuckyFriedChildren
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/216/456967043_53812d0529_m.jpg
OpeO
Tom-AY-to Tom-AH-to
aeouk
Thats the joke.
Ellorion
75 degrees is hot? In Texas that's a cool afternoon
OpeO
Average
Macalucifer666
if that house is middle class in Nigeria i'm moving to Nigeria.
OpeO
lol, lekki or ikoyi, Lagos
Wal88
Nigeria looks like a beautiful place. Would love to visit one day.
OpeO
Stay in Lagos is my advise. It is pretty bad if you go to the wrong places
CorneliusCornwall
So where's the part where you need my bank info and you'll reward me handsomely?
OpeO
This would require you to be rich
CorneliusCornwall
I'm rich in spirit. (That's the code for I've been drinking since noon)
OpeO
Spirit is only good for drinking
KentuckyFriedChildren
PigpenTheGreat
Lived in Lagos for 5 years and loved it!
OpeO
Thanks
Vdrummer
That bridge looks like it could be a lot shorter if it was straight.
OpeO
There are marine civilizations in that area. It is not as straightforward as it seems. Pun intended