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Mar 14, 2020 8:47 PM
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irrelevant18
https://imgur.com/ztHztmO
RandomMemmer
Ill buy a dozen roles!
RandomMemmer
Actually, you know what? One new years eave I'm make a dozen tp cup cakes.
irrelevant18
Instructions unclear, how do I wipe my ass with this cake?
DrSharkbite
stxtfr
That's specious reasoning
YouTubeRed
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I should start selling viricidal pet rocks.
TheCapedCommentator
PotatoForScale
sirbart
Oh that's awesome!
Zahnradfee
These must be extremely expensive.
ImAdoctor
They’re not made of real toilet paper so they’re not that expensive
Zahnradfee
Ah, ok.
Bobnotch
I'd be honored to get a cake like that for my birthday.
GinOClock
Inside there had better be fudge
Extremefear
Am I desperate enough to wipe my ass with that... yes.
GaryMcDonald
PUB SUBS!!!!!
trigirl48
Live in FL, grew up w Pub 2 miles from the house & I don't understand people's obsession with it. Especially the subs & cakes.
onlyalurker
my friend said a mass email went out at their store that 'they better not see anything like this' ... corporate was pissed lol
goodwhunting1
But it will make you shit more
SecretAsianGamer
patsfan007
Am I the only one that sees a vagina!?!
wittybnut
fregeek
I’m so glad I live in a state that has a Publix every 5 miles. Love Publix!
SpammersAreScum
5? I think it's about every mile around here.
fregeek
Where?? I may move lol.
SpammersAreScum
Tampa - St. Pete
fregeek
Same here! North Tampa :)
DesertDookie
Anybody ever see cake farts? She should’ve used this cake.
abrownangel2
But it's not quilted!
JemFayCrystal
I'm sick about people panicing over this but always must upvote toilet paper cake.
Karmstrong
Is it sold out?
HoofcarePro
But no toilet paper
jonklein611
They did hurricane cakes too.
iReptarr
God I miss publix
therealpopkiller
Me too. Was supposed to fly there Monday. Had to cancel the trip. I want my sub!!!
Rhacodactylus
The only redeemable feature of Florida society.
AJediInTraining
Moved from Jax to Denver and I think I miss Publix more than the beach.
cantfocusenoughtoread
You’ve got King Sooper’s though!
AJediInTraining
It's not the same but it has become my go to grocery store. I miss the pub subs so much.
cantfocusenoughtoread
The subs ARE good, and the chicken tenders and wings too. I must be hungry...
AJediInTraining
The deli at Publix is the freaking best.
usedpatiofurniture
Jax is the WORST, lived there 10yrs will never move back. Can't compare to Denver tho, never lived there.
AJediInTraining
It was home for a long time, as I grew up there, but there is a reason I moved.
ieatpinkcrayons
2old2behere
11/10
aPokal
That skirt . . . has a POCKET!
donalbaine
Looks like it's made to hold the battery pack for a wireless mic?
donalbaine
Or maybe not, since I just noticed she's holding one. Hmm.
RandomMemmer
AlanNapier
I'd wipe that.
Otonashii
Kpop gifs are always such HQ. Even this one from an AOA concert from like 6 years ago. Amazing.
EatingSnow
Safety first.
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Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
Not that I care that this doesn’t make sense, gonna plus one this. Love the 90 degree bend.
lenonymes
If you play that in reverse, you can see her ass gradually disappear into nothingness as she stands up lol
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2old2behere
Either way is good for me
LompHoofd
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
calmhorizons
Aw jeez
zombiekoopa
God I miss Publix so much. I moved to a state where they never even heard of it.
NyQuilDaydream
Right, what other store gives out samples the size of a small meal and provides the recipe card so you can make it for yourself
Gbizzle
Oh man. I moved to Oregon. I weep every time Publix is mentioned.
HaloMixter
It's a shame. They stopped selling the hurricane cakes because it was "offensive." My question is, to who? Next they're gonna stop selling ½
HaloMixter
The toilet paper cakes too :(
HaloMixter
They're just sugar, let us enjoy cake in peace :(
Jazek
Best subs
ChezaGrace
I currently work at one, and when I inevitably move to a state without one I'll probably cry.
Pyroofdoomandcheese
F
KeyMasher
Moved from FL to CA for a few years, not having Publix felt like torture. So glad to have it back! Good luck, my friend
zombiekoopa
Moved from FL to CO and I can't wait to get back for those chicken tenders ALONE!
KeyMasher
Yeaaah, it's the bakery/deli combo that keeps me coming back, certainly
funyoungman
But do you have a Wegmans?
TehBeaker
Wegmans ftw
Zella111
Publix has mostly filled my craving for Wegmans but the deli, cheese, bakery, olive bar, cooked foods areas in Wegmans beats Publix for me.
boopbetty
I've lived in FL. Publix is nothing compared to wegmans. Might as well be Tops
TehBeaker
Eww! I’ve been in FL and NY many years. Publix isn’t even close to what Wegmans is
AchDuLieber
3 minute drive to Publix for me.
usedpatiofurniture
I can walk to mine. But about a minute and half drive for me.
therealpopkiller
Same. Was supposed to go back to FL Monday. Had to cancel my trip. Was so close to a sub againnnnn
dontmindthescreaming
The BEST
NotSoTinyT
Not to rub it in, but chicken tendies pub subs were on sale yesterday.
therealpopkiller
ScrapMechanicKid
Tried it, didn't like it. I prefer subway, the bread is better.
ScrapMechanicKid
You guys are fucking babies. "OMG he likes different food than me! Kill him!"
rememberthatonetimeyeahmeneither
That pure bullshit, as well as sacrilege. One doesn’t talk shit about Publix subs.
ScrapMechanicKid
That's weird, because I just did.
NotSoTinyT
ScrapMechanicKid
Keep crying.
therealpopkiller
That is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard.
ScrapMechanicKid
Ok? I don't like Publix subs. I highly doubt that's anywhere near the most insane thing you've ever heard.
therealpopkiller
The insane thing is not that you don’t like Pub subs, it’s that you like Subway bread. It’s like 20% sawdust.
AtsaMattaForMe
i bet it tastes like shit
KindofaBadPerson
Who says I'm going to eat it? Tp's tp.
Seehes
Pub cakes are legit heaven. Everyone wants a pub cake for their birthday down south
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Not yet
InevermeantTequila
Butt soon.
Sexykittyface
I hope it’s chocolate in there. It would be perfect.
thoep
Bro that's a Publix cake.
AtsaMattaForMe
so... yes?
rememberthatonetimeyeahmeneither
It’s definitely 100% guaranteed delicious.
lenonymes
People without Publix don't know that it's possible for supermarket food to not be trash lol.
EspionageBear
Kroger food is great
thoep
Their subs are great too.
lenonymes
Oh I'm aware lol. I'm pretty sure if you could sell the Chicken Tender subs on Amazon you'd make more money than Toilet Paper right now lol.