Mar 23, 2016 12:29 PM
BigButteryBubba
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ForeverVoteless
A man who knows nothing but knows he knows nothing knows more than a man who knows nothing but doesn't know he knows nothing.
eggnun
OliBShoutin
/gets a high IQ score on an official IQ test. Public: NUH-UH YOU AINT SMART DUMMY U DUM FOR THINKING THAT AHAHAH WAT A LOSR AINT NO ONE SMRT
yoandhello
That title gave me cancer.
dunedog
I know words, I have the best words.
PewPewDude
In reality the truly brilliant people feel dim because they realize the more questions they answer, the questions grow exponentially.
In simple terms. If you have to tell people you're smart, you really aren't.
Lelouch1717
Photoshopped tweets at it again
WhatzitTooya
You dont even need photoshop, just hit F12 on your browser and let him say anything you want...
TallLightnHandsome
Dunning-Kruger effect.
flatdeer
We get it. You're a Sanders groupie. Give it a rest.
SimpleMind187
Guys... This is obviously photoshopped. There is no time or date of the post. Enlarge any tweet and you'll clearly see the difference.
willamjr
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/332308211321425920?lang=en
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
I'm from the future. This man will bexome the president of the US in 2017.
Interex
I'm further in the future and you won't believe what this orange stain has done....
Therearetoomanyusernames
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a6e7ecd016418b06f14e8d62104cb943d83d834629c21b55c1ccd70b05561ac6.jpg
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." - Stephen Hawking (to the New York Times, December 2004)
Croltown
i can't bother. lifes to short.
doubledan
pretty sure spambot with a title like that.
YoureAdopted
He sounds like a 14 year old girl who acts like she's 18 so she can hang out wit the cool kids. But she cant join cuz shes naive and dumb.
DreamCatcher01
Wtf is up with that title?
frjackhackett
as you pass this comment leave a + if you think you're of above average intelligence and a - if below
notirrelevant
("Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -Charles Muthafuckin' Darwin
Lurch1911
Well the guy is a front runner for the presidency, & doing so by dodging questions & pandering to certain fears.. Sound pretty smart to me.
zaphod
pandering? lol, securing your border and protecting yourselves from terrorism is just common sense except for morons who would rather be PC
briochedoree
Isn't this one of the fake accounts that change lowercass "L" with capital "i"? Il Il Il = iL iL iL Donald / DonaId = DonaLd / Donaid
busydad
http://imgur.com/aldyyv7
AgentTempest
After GW Bush, the only thing that really concerns me with your presidential candidates is if they know how to pronounce "nuclear" or not
disappointedpanda
Nucular.
Twinklepot
Are they colour blind? Red button or green button ...
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
The pronunciation of regional dialects is not an indication of intelligence.
greatwhite67
How bout the way Obama pronounces Afghanistan?
Spisepinden
It's not about the IQ. It's about using the best words.
dekket
"my IQ is one of the highest" - said no intelligent person, ever.
Mexrose75
Sociopaths and/or clinical narcissist
NothingToSeeMoveAlong
Fail to see how anyone believes a billionaire has no intelligence.
He's lost between 8 and 10 billion of his daddy's fortune, so....
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Perhaps because he was born into his money and he didn't actually have to do anything?
he was loaned around 3 million, and he turned it into over 10 billion, yeah he did nothing...
Spearka
Inherited money
don't you have a horse to punch? http://ktla.com/2016/03/21/woman-charged-after-allegedly-slapping-police-horse-at-trump-protest/
GetUted
He's got less than half of what daddy left him
IronicUsername
Money makes money. It always buys advice from people smarter than you.
leftbanana
Rocks have no intelligence. We're not saying that he's a rock. We just think that he's a bit lower on the intelligence scale than he thinks.
sugarhips
I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know IQ. I have the best IQ.
Nalianna
you must have, you know all of the best words
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Look we've had 8 years of low IQ. I have a lot of great ideas for IQ and we're gonna get 'em.
bakezzz
Im going to have some of the best and brightest people on IQ. Ill build a wall with my IQ its so big. The jews flock to me cuz im IQ rich.
VanityKnoblett
#Sugarhips2016
snort I'm already a politician. I do not want to be president.
I guess I have to take your word for it... Reliable sources say you don't lie.
You have a source that knows me? That's a little creepy. But really, what's the point of lying to anonymous strangers?
Obviously no Shakira fan here...
underaserpentsun
i'd watch him taking an IQ test in public. get my popcorn and laugh when it turns out around 90
SirFormidio
NotAcorvid has a point. You don't get to his point in success, regardless of how it's going now, without being incredibly smart.
george w bush. boris yeltsin. i can vome up with more if you want.
RustyNeX
is there some way we can make this happen? i imagine the idiocracy IQ test of fitting the square peg in the round hole
ViolentlyJaded
Yup, I would pay to see this and the tirade after about how the testing was unfair because they just hate his greatness
RealScienceMan
Well I mean he would technically be correct, because IQ tests are known to be a really shitty measure of anything for a long time.
LiquorMaster
Yeah, but we can't let facts get in the way of us mocking people we think are stupid.
Veggisaurus
Demand an IQ test like those people that demanded Obamas birth certificate.
fearandloathebananas
I don't know what's more scary, he being this stupid, or he being so smart he fakes stupidity to gain popularity.
HalloIamherenow
I actually don't think he is that stupid, and that's kind of the scary thing. He definitely knows how to play people.
it's not difficult to "play" the kind of people he is appealing to. you just have to have no human decency or shame.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
Really? Certainly not a well educated (or it didnt take) man, but I'd put my money on him having well above average problem-solving skillz
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Then he would sue the test makers
patotheduck
Bingo
tigreblanc
lemme correct your typo, it's "9"
little known fact: standard IQ tests can only measure values between 40 and 160. remember that when you hear someone brag about his 200+ IQ
if someone is bragging about their IQ, it is safe to assume it actually is about a third of what they claim
AND THAT IS A FACT
icy37
what is that title tho
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i think the problem with people like op is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
CheekyBreeki
These posts now and days amirite?!!??
404namecantbefound
His England very best
kultovbela
Now posts and days is about how the title these
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
I think he was trying to spell hollandaise?
CTNB
#maketitlegreatagain
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
OP has the best words
vocabulary straight from the Big Trump himself
Catumi
I LOOOOVE THOSE WORDS!
surprisegloryhole
the words, they're the best, OP has them. The best.
KILRbuny
He played all his best words in a single play... Bold strategy, Cotton.
I couldn't think of a title to use so I winged it
Feanor19
I constantly think of two ways to say a sentence while talking and mangle them together. I realize a few words in. Trick is to start talking
Both loud and soft of different words or points of emphasis. Generally they'll get the gist but not have heard quite right so no questions
koopaya
Did you copy and paste this comment from somewhere? I ask because it's a complete sentence.
No I'm actually a penguin that uses it owner to talk HELP M
lol I approve
I too, enjoy stringing together words that don't make much hagiography
peopleperson
Hey me too! I put words next to each other asparagus.
Trellin
Ugh, I shouldn't be here. Even imgur's reminding me I need to stop procrastinating my dissertation on hagiography.
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
Weather how in the chop Panther that how makes the what in kelp
Only feather tinfoil has that kind of stubborn cargo.
ForeverVoteless
A man who knows nothing but knows he knows nothing knows more than a man who knows nothing but doesn't know he knows nothing.
eggnun
OliBShoutin
/gets a high IQ score on an official IQ test. Public: NUH-UH YOU AINT SMART DUMMY U DUM FOR THINKING THAT AHAHAH WAT A LOSR AINT NO ONE SMRT
yoandhello
That title gave me cancer.
dunedog
I know words, I have the best words.
PewPewDude
In reality the truly brilliant people feel dim because they realize the more questions they answer, the questions grow exponentially.
PewPewDude
In simple terms. If you have to tell people you're smart, you really aren't.
Lelouch1717
Photoshopped tweets at it again
WhatzitTooya
You dont even need photoshop, just hit F12 on your browser and let him say anything you want...
TallLightnHandsome
Dunning-Kruger effect.
flatdeer
We get it. You're a Sanders groupie. Give it a rest.
SimpleMind187
Guys... This is obviously photoshopped. There is no time or date of the post. Enlarge any tweet and you'll clearly see the difference.
willamjr
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/332308211321425920?lang=en
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
I'm from the future. This man will bexome the president of the US in 2017.
Interex
I'm further in the future and you won't believe what this orange stain has done....
Therearetoomanyusernames
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a6e7ecd016418b06f14e8d62104cb943d83d834629c21b55c1ccd70b05561ac6.jpg
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." - Stephen Hawking (to the New York Times, December 2004)
Croltown
i can't bother. lifes to short.
doubledan
pretty sure spambot with a title like that.
YoureAdopted
He sounds like a 14 year old girl who acts like she's 18 so she can hang out wit the cool kids. But she cant join cuz shes naive and dumb.
DreamCatcher01
Wtf is up with that title?
frjackhackett
as you pass this comment leave a + if you think you're of above average intelligence and a - if below
notirrelevant
("Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -Charles Muthafuckin' Darwin
Lurch1911
Well the guy is a front runner for the presidency, & doing so by dodging questions & pandering to certain fears.. Sound pretty smart to me.
zaphod
pandering? lol, securing your border and protecting yourselves from terrorism is just common sense except for morons who would rather be PC
briochedoree
Isn't this one of the fake accounts that change lowercass "L" with capital "i"? Il Il Il = iL iL iL Donald / DonaId = DonaLd / Donaid
busydad
http://imgur.com/aldyyv7
AgentTempest
After GW Bush, the only thing that really concerns me with your presidential candidates is if they know how to pronounce "nuclear" or not
disappointedpanda
Nucular.
Twinklepot
Are they colour blind? Red button or green button ...
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
The pronunciation of regional dialects is not an indication of intelligence.
greatwhite67
How bout the way Obama pronounces Afghanistan?
Spisepinden
It's not about the IQ. It's about using the best words.
dekket
"my IQ is one of the highest" - said no intelligent person, ever.
Mexrose75
Sociopaths and/or clinical narcissist
NothingToSeeMoveAlong
Fail to see how anyone believes a billionaire has no intelligence.
willamjr
He's lost between 8 and 10 billion of his daddy's fortune, so....
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Perhaps because he was born into his money and he didn't actually have to do anything?
zaphod
he was loaned around 3 million, and he turned it into over 10 billion, yeah he did nothing...
Spearka
Inherited money
zaphod
don't you have a horse to punch? http://ktla.com/2016/03/21/woman-charged-after-allegedly-slapping-police-horse-at-trump-protest/
GetUted
He's got less than half of what daddy left him
IronicUsername
Money makes money. It always buys advice from people smarter than you.
leftbanana
Rocks have no intelligence. We're not saying that he's a rock. We just think that he's a bit lower on the intelligence scale than he thinks.
sugarhips
I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know IQ. I have the best IQ.
Nalianna
you must have, you know all of the best words
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Look we've had 8 years of low IQ. I have a lot of great ideas for IQ and we're gonna get 'em.
bakezzz
Im going to have some of the best and brightest people on IQ. Ill build a wall with my IQ its so big. The jews flock to me cuz im IQ rich.
VanityKnoblett
#Sugarhips2016
sugarhips
snort I'm already a politician. I do not want to be president.
VanityKnoblett
I guess I have to take your word for it... Reliable sources say you don't lie.
sugarhips
You have a source that knows me? That's a little creepy. But really, what's the point of lying to anonymous strangers?
VanityKnoblett
Obviously no Shakira fan here...
underaserpentsun
i'd watch him taking an IQ test in public. get my popcorn and laugh when it turns out around 90
SirFormidio
NotAcorvid has a point. You don't get to his point in success, regardless of how it's going now, without being incredibly smart.
underaserpentsun
george w bush. boris yeltsin. i can vome up with more if you want.
RustyNeX
is there some way we can make this happen? i imagine the idiocracy IQ test of fitting the square peg in the round hole
ViolentlyJaded
Yup, I would pay to see this and the tirade after about how the testing was unfair because they just hate his greatness
RealScienceMan
Well I mean he would technically be correct, because IQ tests are known to be a really shitty measure of anything for a long time.
LiquorMaster
Yeah, but we can't let facts get in the way of us mocking people we think are stupid.
Veggisaurus
Demand an IQ test like those people that demanded Obamas birth certificate.
fearandloathebananas
I don't know what's more scary, he being this stupid, or he being so smart he fakes stupidity to gain popularity.
HalloIamherenow
I actually don't think he is that stupid, and that's kind of the scary thing. He definitely knows how to play people.
underaserpentsun
it's not difficult to "play" the kind of people he is appealing to. you just have to have no human decency or shame.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
Really? Certainly not a well educated (or it didnt take) man, but I'd put my money on him having well above average problem-solving skillz
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Then he would sue the test makers
patotheduck
Bingo
tigreblanc
lemme correct your typo, it's "9"
underaserpentsun
little known fact: standard IQ tests can only measure values between 40 and 160. remember that when you hear someone brag about his 200+ IQ
tigreblanc
if someone is bragging about their IQ, it is safe to assume it actually is about a third of what they claim
tigreblanc
AND THAT IS A FACT
icy37
what is that title tho
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i think the problem with people like op is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
CheekyBreeki
These posts now and days amirite?!!??
404namecantbefound
His England very best
kultovbela
Now posts and days is about how the title these
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
I think he was trying to spell hollandaise?
CTNB
#maketitlegreatagain
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
OP has the best words
icy37
vocabulary straight from the Big Trump himself
Catumi
I LOOOOVE THOSE WORDS!
surprisegloryhole
the words, they're the best, OP has them. The best.
KILRbuny
He played all his best words in a single play... Bold strategy, Cotton.
BigButteryBubba
I couldn't think of a title to use so I winged it
Feanor19
I constantly think of two ways to say a sentence while talking and mangle them together. I realize a few words in. Trick is to start talking
Feanor19
Both loud and soft of different words or points of emphasis. Generally they'll get the gist but not have heard quite right so no questions
koopaya
Did you copy and paste this comment from somewhere? I ask because it's a complete sentence.
BigButteryBubba
No I'm actually a penguin that uses it owner to talk HELP M
koopaya
lol I approve
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
I too, enjoy stringing together words that don't make much hagiography
peopleperson
Hey me too! I put words next to each other asparagus.
Trellin
Ugh, I shouldn't be here. Even imgur's reminding me I need to stop procrastinating my dissertation on hagiography.
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
Weather how in the chop Panther that how makes the what in kelp
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Only feather tinfoil has that kind of stubborn cargo.