Jul 21, 2022 2:51 AM
misslucy666
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MrHappySmiles
What’s that whiny brat have against googley eyes?? /S
HasteTheFool
They probabbly thinks it's their evil Other Mother, but evolved beyond buttons.
berlinson
If you think this is funny you must not have kids yourself. Fuck this shit.
vuickb6
Kyen155
Kafna
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
Gorgoror
OhMyYoureSexxy
Twenty years of therapy should cure this
Dionysus187
"my kids do things that annoy me as part of growing up so I do annoying shit to them on purpose in return" - asshole
Definitelygoingtohell
Read my username...
SinisterSlaw
Oh yeah, I would have totally done this. You haven't had a childhood if your parents didn't do this kind of stuff.
amphid
thefuzziestofbutts
slotheroll
TheDeathstick
Poor Gunther.
phsjony6288
Poor Gunther indeed
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
ImperfectDad
Now teach the kid how to do it so they aren't afraid... and sit together and wait for dad to come home.
knotch2
Yes bully and tease your child. That's good.
OphelianAshe
thetonestarr
Exactly where my mind went.
Fluckers
my daughter loves that movie. Creeps me out ?
I watched it for the first time the other day. Is it bad that I found the Other Mother attractive?
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
thylm
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
dirtylerker
Onlyhereforthelaughs
REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?!
ExTechOp
Something that looks human but isn't one is extremely scary to me, and I first saw this as an adult. https://youtu.be/BDrqCq4fGRE?t=73
servingmytimeinusersub
Welcome to the uncanny Valley
Captain77
That child is genuinely terrified. That's not a funny scare.
Yeah, kids are dumb and scared by the silliest things. But we comfort them and tell them it's a joke and they go on like nothing happened.
stealthismeme
v
LandiniusMaximus
As a parent I think this woman fucked up.. I get why people think it's funny, but I would never do something that dumb..
Also as a parent, why?
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NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Lanik
Emotional Damage
NonFungibleUsername
Icheckalltheusernames
NachoPete
PresidentSkroob
Master of Puppets
TheSpaceCroissant
Hoped someone had noticed
heller8790
Jason?
amalgarhythm
Killing Eve. Jodi comer (laughing chick) fucking kills it in the show
Abi53
Then the show kills her!
CrimsonLobo
Love love LOVED this show up until the final season, and especially the last episode. What a fucking slap in the face to the fans.
pollypocketfullofposies
Oh, that huge, hot pink "THE END" didn't give you the feeling of a completely and well-told story? How fancy are you? /s
Hella fancy!
SalsaBeard
It was a pretty cruel way to close it out. But not exactly unexpected.
Just that whole last 10 - 15 mins were like someone trying to wrap it all up. Very dexter season 8 vibes.
Zombeavers
SarcasticComment
How my dog saw the shark balloon we got for her birthday only to learn she is terrified of balloons.
afgncap
It's somewhat scarier
EatsBees
my mom used to make me cry like this by crawling when i was very young. 34 now, and i still freak out when i see someone crawling
thenewteddy
the last time I admitted something like this I got downvoted
madeejit
I've tried to do it all right, except teaching her that orcas are really called sea-pandas.
Bondsmith10
My mom used to take a spider plushy toy and scare my brother with it and he's deathly afraid of spiders still 30 years later
LinkGoesHIYAAA
My ex lived woth her parents and would hide to pop up and scare me. I was much, much better at it than she was. She eventually told me we >
> have to stop because she started getting stressed any time i left the room that i would hide to scare her lol. One time i climbed on top>
> of the sliding shower door frame in her bathroom (safely) and screamed when she came in to pee. Lol dont start what u cant finish homie.
Minkaf
Onsvaltti
Mmmm childhood traumas. I still get spooped over people with big eyes w/ a lot of white showing ?
With this music. https://youtu.be/jHyR8kD2Uuw thanks, Moomins!
Yea, scaring, bullying, and teasing your kids, its a great way to have them go to therapy, and hate you.
ive made a point with mine to not do something that clearly distresses them. we had it bad enough with my Terrible Ex, im not going to add
or compound the trauma. i already feel like a terrible parent for staying as long as i did, im not going to add "my kid blames me for
Traumatic Thing>" on top of that
TheFutureIsDead
Parents need to have fun too. Source: I have 2 kids.
VioletLadyKady
You had your fun, that's how you got the kids.
Why am I reminded of Coraline's fake mother with the sew-on button eyes?
DonDerper
0570
0 kids, I get to have fun all the time!
freckledkink
Oh yes. Putting hatch marks on them while they slept after watching Doctor Who episodes with the Silence, or sticking a picture of an angel
Statue to outside their bedroom window at night (before they became deadly)... tbf, I did a lot of fun stuff, too.... one was so convinced
In my magic (pulling stuff out of thin air, making things appear in pockets, guessing he thoughts) she thought that with m my dad's and my
Magic combined, we could turn her into a kitten for summer break and was really looking forward to his visit ?. It took a long time to talk
Her out of that without losing our "magic" . She didn't even believe in n Santa anymore. But believed I pulled a stuffed animal half her
Clayman8
And all it costs you is about 5 dollars with shipping...
Psionickitten
The difference is are you traumatizing your kids to have fun?
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Is the person in this video?
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
Gotta make sure they grow up with the just the right twist on their sense of humor...
HedonistBeard
There are other ways?
VitaminBeaPositive
Trauma is what makes people interesting.
SerialChickenLover
Putting googly eyes over your real eyes to freak out a toddler once isn’t abuse or neglect. But they might have issues with the characters/
/that walk around theme parks.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
GuyWithDog
Omg omg a Bluey reference <3 <3 <3
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Need that also. What size are those?
inferno34
Think a size 10, but I eye balling it
HillOfBeans
Kid-Skeerin’Size!
Lulabel73
I really don’t like that cry.
VulcanP90
You shouldn't. It's actual fear. This comment section is riddled with idiots who should never have kids.
I can’t see how a parent could laugh. Sociopath? Psychopath? Something’s not right.
Because it's real fear and not being a brat.
It does something to my soul. It puts me in defend mode or something.
It's not a shriek from jumping out and surprising them. The kid has seen and processed it and found and knows something is very wrong
I couldn’t do this to a kid. Once I realise they don’t like the eyes, game over. I couldn’t push them to this point.
MrHappySmiles
What’s that whiny brat have against googley eyes?? /S
HasteTheFool
They probabbly thinks it's their evil Other Mother, but evolved beyond buttons.
berlinson
If you think this is funny you must not have kids yourself. Fuck this shit.
vuickb6
Kyen155
Kafna
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
Gorgoror
OhMyYoureSexxy
Twenty years of therapy should cure this
Dionysus187
"my kids do things that annoy me as part of growing up so I do annoying shit to them on purpose in return" - asshole
Definitelygoingtohell
Read my username...
SinisterSlaw
Oh yeah, I would have totally done this. You haven't had a childhood if your parents didn't do this kind of stuff.
amphid
thefuzziestofbutts
slotheroll
TheDeathstick
Poor Gunther.
phsjony6288
Poor Gunther indeed
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
ImperfectDad
Now teach the kid how to do it so they aren't afraid... and sit together and wait for dad to come home.
knotch2
Yes bully and tease your child. That's good.
OphelianAshe
thetonestarr
Exactly where my mind went.
Fluckers
OphelianAshe
I watched it for the first time the other day. Is it bad that I found the Other Mother attractive?
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
thylm
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
dirtylerker
Onlyhereforthelaughs
REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
ExTechOp
Something that looks human but isn't one is extremely scary to me, and I first saw this as an adult. https://youtu.be/BDrqCq4fGRE?t=73
servingmytimeinusersub
Welcome to the uncanny Valley
Captain77
That child is genuinely terrified. That's not a funny scare.
vuickb6
Yeah, kids are dumb and scared by the silliest things. But we comfort them and tell them it's a joke and they go on like nothing happened.
stealthismeme
LandiniusMaximus
As a parent I think this woman fucked up.. I get why people think it's funny, but I would never do something that dumb..
vuickb6
Also as a parent, why?
[deleted]
[deleted]
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Lanik
Emotional Damage
NonFungibleUsername
dirtylerker
Icheckalltheusernames
NachoPete
PresidentSkroob
Master of Puppets
TheSpaceCroissant
Hoped someone had noticed
heller8790
Jason?
amalgarhythm
Killing Eve. Jodi comer (laughing chick) fucking kills it in the show
Abi53
Then the show kills her!
CrimsonLobo
Love love LOVED this show up until the final season, and especially the last episode. What a fucking slap in the face to the fans.
pollypocketfullofposies
Oh, that huge, hot pink "THE END" didn't give you the feeling of a completely and well-told story? How fancy are you? /s
CrimsonLobo
Hella fancy!
SalsaBeard
It was a pretty cruel way to close it out. But not exactly unexpected.
CrimsonLobo
Just that whole last 10 - 15 mins were like someone trying to wrap it all up. Very dexter season 8 vibes.
Zombeavers
SarcasticComment
How my dog saw the shark balloon we got for her birthday only to learn she is terrified of balloons.
afgncap
It's somewhat scarier
EatsBees
my mom used to make me cry like this by crawling when i was very young. 34 now, and i still freak out when i see someone crawling
thenewteddy
the last time I admitted something like this I got downvoted
madeejit
I've tried to do it all right, except teaching her that orcas are really called sea-pandas.
Bondsmith10
My mom used to take a spider plushy toy and scare my brother with it and he's deathly afraid of spiders still 30 years later
LinkGoesHIYAAA
My ex lived woth her parents and would hide to pop up and scare me. I was much, much better at it than she was. She eventually told me we >
LinkGoesHIYAAA
> have to stop because she started getting stressed any time i left the room that i would hide to scare her lol. One time i climbed on top>
LinkGoesHIYAAA
> of the sliding shower door frame in her bathroom (safely) and screamed when she came in to pee. Lol dont start what u cant finish homie.
NachoPete
Minkaf
Onsvaltti
Mmmm childhood traumas. I still get spooped over people with big eyes w/ a lot of white showing ?
Onsvaltti
With this music. https://youtu.be/jHyR8kD2Uuw thanks, Moomins!
knotch2
Yea, scaring, bullying, and teasing your kids, its a great way to have them go to therapy, and hate you.
EatsBees
ive made a point with mine to not do something that clearly distresses them. we had it bad enough with my Terrible Ex, im not going to add
EatsBees
or compound the trauma. i already feel like a terrible parent for staying as long as i did, im not going to add "my kid blames me for
EatsBees
Traumatic Thing>" on top of that
TheFutureIsDead
Parents need to have fun too. Source: I have 2 kids.
VioletLadyKady
You had your fun, that's how you got the kids.
ExTechOp
Why am I reminded of Coraline's fake mother with the sew-on button eyes?
DonDerper
0570
0 kids, I get to have fun all the time!
freckledkink
Oh yes. Putting hatch marks on them while they slept after watching Doctor Who episodes with the Silence, or sticking a picture of an angel
freckledkink
Statue to outside their bedroom window at night (before they became deadly)... tbf, I did a lot of fun stuff, too.... one was so convinced
freckledkink
In my magic (pulling stuff out of thin air, making things appear in pockets, guessing he thoughts) she thought that with m my dad's and my
freckledkink
Magic combined, we could turn her into a kitten for summer break and was really looking forward to his visit ?. It took a long time to talk
freckledkink
Her out of that without losing our "magic" . She didn't even believe in n Santa anymore. But believed I pulled a stuffed animal half her
Clayman8
And all it costs you is about 5 dollars with shipping...
Psionickitten
The difference is are you traumatizing your kids to have fun?
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Is the person in this video?
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
Gotta make sure they grow up with the just the right twist on their sense of humor...
HedonistBeard
There are other ways?
VitaminBeaPositive
Trauma is what makes people interesting.
SerialChickenLover
Putting googly eyes over your real eyes to freak out a toddler once isn’t abuse or neglect. But they might have issues with the characters/
SerialChickenLover
/that walk around theme parks.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
GuyWithDog
Omg omg a Bluey reference <3 <3 <3
LiarLiarPantsUntier
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Need that also. What size are those?
inferno34
Think a size 10, but I eye balling it
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
HillOfBeans
Kid-Skeerin’Size!
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Lulabel73
I really don’t like that cry.
VulcanP90
You shouldn't. It's actual fear. This comment section is riddled with idiots who should never have kids.
Lulabel73
I can’t see how a parent could laugh. Sociopath? Psychopath? Something’s not right.
servingmytimeinusersub
Because it's real fear and not being a brat.
Lulabel73
It does something to my soul. It puts me in defend mode or something.
servingmytimeinusersub
It's not a shriek from jumping out and surprising them. The kid has seen and processed it and found and knows something is very wrong
Lulabel73
I couldn’t do this to a kid. Once I realise they don’t like the eyes, game over. I couldn’t push them to this point.